Entourage Page #4

Now, see, for you,

I know this movie's enormous.

If it fails, you go down in flames

quicker than the Hindenberg.

To me, this is just another check.

It won't fail.

I have to go to Dubai tonight

on, more pressing business.

I want you to take Travis here

to La-La Land with you...

...and show him the goddamn movie.

- It's not ready.

- Well, get it ready.

Because this oil spigot

is shut off till you do.

- You seriously asking if I'm taking PEDs?

- Yeah, I'm not saying I'm against it.

I just wanna know if you do, because

I wanna get shredded for the Hyde junket.

- No PEDs. I'm all natural.

- Prove it.

- How?

- Take a piss test.

Fine, but if I pass, you drink it.

Guys. Did you know Emily

was seeing Armie Hammer?

- The Lone Ranger?

- I thought they broke up.

Guess they still talk.

I played softball with him.

He's out of his mind. I'd leave it alone.

- Really? I'm gonna try to.

- Yeah.

Why is there enough food here for 300?

There's supposed to be enough for 500.

- Five hundred?

- And Ronda.

Vince, this was supposed to be an intimate

thing so we could get some feedback.

Relax. Turtle thought we'd do better

with a big crowd.

Don't worry. I got everyone walking through that

door signing an NDA, so they can't talk about it.

And where you gonna sit 500 people?

On the couch?

Don't be ridiculous.

There's a whole beach out there.

Check it out.

Jesus.

It's Ari.

- Hello?

- When exactly is this screening of yours?

When it gets dark. Why?

Because I'm coming with your money,

and there ain't nothing we can do about it.

- What's up, Sai?

- Amazing rapper right here.

How are you?

I don't ride a bike.

- I do the Santa Monica steps.

- Sick, bro. Sick.

Throw it, Russ!

The story of Jekyll and Hyde...

...represents a concept

in Victorian culture...

...of the inner conflict of

humanity's sense of good and evil.

I have no understanding

of what you're saying.

Of course I remember you.

You went to middle school with my daughter.

We always thought you were so funny.

And so cute.

- Let's go.

- Aah!

You tired yet, Turtle?

- Hey, Vince. Buddy. I need a favor.

- Yeah.

I need you to f*** my daughter's friends

so I don't have to.

In English literature, there's a guy

named Jekyll and a guy named Hyde.

And you have that same thing in you.

Do you understand?

I'll show you some of my footage.

You'll flip out.

You even might wanna put me

in Iron Man 3.

- Sure. Well, 4 would be next.

- Iron Man 4.

Downey's great. I love Downey.

He's just a little long in the tooth.

- I think you wanna go younger.

- If I recall, you're five years older.

- You know, f*** you, Favreau.

- What?

You f***ed me on Swingers.

You're always f***ing me.

I offered you Swingers.

You couldn't do it because of Viking Quest.

You could've shot around me!

Just because you're short, doesn't mean

you can't achieve your goals, E.

- I know that.

- You think I'd have a Super Bowl ring...

...if I listened to everybody

who told me I was too short?

Right.

We're thinking of honeymooning

in Moscow or the Ukraine.

We know it's not traditional.

Traditional? F*** traditional.

- Don't they shoot guys like you over there?

- That's Uganda.

Go to Hawaii.

Do yourselves a favor.

Molly. Anyone want molly? Molly.

Molly. Anyone want molly?

I thought you don't do

drugs anymore, Billy.

- I don't do angry drugs anymore, Drama.

- Give me two.

I'm sure Ari has seen

an unfinished film before.

Not one I've directed.

You're really nervous?

It's cute.

- You never get nervous before a photo shoot?

- No, I know what I look like.

Everyone, make sure you fill out

a non-disclosure agreement...

...or you cannot stay for the screening.

E, this house is sick.

When did Vince buy it?

It's not Vince's. It's Turtle's.

You're kidding.

How much this f***ing guy make?

Excuse me, miss. You can't use a pencil

to fill out the NDA.

So that's a true story?

You beat up four guys

for getting loud at a movie?

Well, the press exaggerated. I just broke

one guy's jaw and another guy's nose.

The third guy...

There wasn't really four.

The third guy, I threw over my shoulder,

and he ran off.

Like a boyfriend with you?

And what'd he do?

No, I haven't had a boyfriend

in like two years.

Too focused on my career.

You're in four f***ing scenes and

you expect me to get you a magazine cover?

Scarlett Jo wasn't even on camera in Her.

She got a cover.

If you had her tits,

I can get you a cover.

I got a couple covers coming out, Drama.

Even a few I turned down.

What the f*** you making over here?

Little potion for E.

Molly, water and a touch of Viagra.

What did I do wrong with my life?

This is a normal Tuesday afternoon?

You gotta see our Wednesday parties.

Ari, you got invited.

- I want you to meet my fianc Greg.

- No, Lloyd. No.

- Eric Murphy. Travis McCredle.

- Nice to meet you, Travis.

Eric manages Vinnie.

And Travis's father co-finances

our entire slate.

All that money's gonna be mine someday...

...so I prefer you consider

that I co-financed the slate.

F*** me.

Is that Emily Ratajkowski over there

talking to Vinnie Chase?

- Sure is.

- You wanna meet her?

Well, I wanna marry her,

but you gotta start somewhere, right?

- Boy.

- E, have some water.

- Why?

- You look parched. Almost sickly.

- Are you serious?

- You're yellow, bro.

Vinnie Chase!

Big fan of your work,

especially Aquaman 2.

Thanks. But I was only

in the first Aquaman.

Well, all those comic book movies

start to blend together after a while.

Except for The Avengers.

All five of those heroes

on screen at one time.

- That was really something, wasn't it?

- Yeah, well...

- Travis, have you met Emily Ratajkowski?

- No, but I feel like we know each other.

I saw your Sports Illustrated spread

on the plane.

That looked cold. Was that cold?

It was.

Well, it was still hot.

Travis, Vinnie would like to thank you for all

the support you've given him on his movie.

- Yes.

- Hundred million plus, with P&A.

I hear you're looking for more.

Just a little.

Well, I'm looking forward

to being able to explain why.

I'm gonna go get a drink.

Let you guys talk?

Okay.

Vince, is that your girl?

No. We're just friends.

- So I'm free in the clear to go for that?

- Yeah.

I don't know what I'm asking you for. You don't

own every piece of p*ssy in this town, do you?

Mr. Suit.

Are you okay?

I feel strange.

Strange how?

My dick gets hard

every time a girl looks at me.

Like, today or always?

You're cute.

I should probably go talk to her.

Seems like the right move, Suit.

You're a good guy, Bill.

Maybe I could finance something

for you to star in.

- Have you seen anything I've done?

- Not in complete.

But I've seen that trailer for that new one

you got coming out maybe 500 times.

Maybe you wanna finance something

for me to star in.

I'm Johnny, Vince's brother.

Hey. You're an actor too?

Yeah.

- What've you been in?

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