EuroTrip Page #6
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- Year:
- 2004
- 92 min
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Cooper, the hat! The hat!
The hat is on fire!
" We don't need no water
let the m... "
I'm not kidding! Look!
Oh, holy sh*t!
I don't want this!
Fireplace! Fireplace!
Go, go!
Whoa!
White smoke!
They've elected the new pope!
I'm coming to you live
from Vatican Square
where the College of Cardinals,
in a surprise move,
has just elected a new pope.
The crowd is very excited.
This is so strange.
Usually they wait 15 days
to elect a new pope.
We could be seeing
history in the making!
in the making.
There she is. Mieke!
Hey! Stupid curtain!
Let me out!
Mieke!
It's the new pope!
What the hell...?
Mieke!
Hold on!
This is one crazy pope.
You!
Ferma! Stop! You!
You... and your retarded friend,
you're in big, big trouble.
Oy!
Take your mitts off them boys!
They're with me!
I've just about had enough
of you f***in' ities!
But I am Swiss!
Them, too!
Now, bud...
you get in there, and you
say what you got to say.
Mieke. I'm here.
I made it.
Who are you?
What a f***ing loser!
I'm Scott.
From Ohio?
Scott? Scott Thomas?
- Yes.
- From Ohio?
- What are you doing in Rome?
- I came here to be with you.
Listen, I just traveled
all the way across Europe.
I ate brownies with absolutely
no drugs in them.
I watched a brother
and sister make out.
I kicked a robot in the balls,
but I did it all so that...
so I could tell you one thing.
I love you, Mieke.
Aww...
We're perfect for each other.
What do you think?
I think...
Oh, Mike... Mieke!
Forgive me, Father,
for I have sinned.
I have cheated on my husband.
Do you think God will ever forgive me?
Oh, yes!
- Father?
This sucks.
I can't believe I'm the only one
who didn't hook up while we were here.
Europe is officially
I know.
What?
- Scott, I have to go.
- OK.
My boat is leaving.
I still can't believe
you came all the way here,
just for me.
What can I say?
I'm very unpredictable.
Keep writing to me, Scott, OK?
Yeah, I will.
- Go.
- Bye.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Whoo-hoo!
Hey, guys, I'm so glad we got
to take this trip together.
This was the best time of my life.
Excuse me.
You're the young man who gave me
that tour of the Vatican, aren't you?
- Listen, I'm very sorry...
You were the most knowledgeable,
albeit idiosyncratic,
tour guide I've ever had.
Thanks.
But I'm not actually a tour guide.
I've just read Frommer's
enough to have it memorized.
Although I threw in a few things
Frommer's didn't know about.
How would you like to add them?
Excuse me?
That's my guidebook.
I'm Arthur Frommer.
It's amazing!
Frommer's is going to pay me to see
every museum and cathedral in Europe.
- That sounds so exciting...
for you.
I figured, since you're
going to be staying,
you might need this.
- A disposable camera.
- That's right.
Thanks, Scotty.
That's from both of us.
Hello, Mr. Walters.
I see.
Fired? Well, I...
Well, if that's what you want,
I understand. I just...
goodbye, sir.
They had to catch you
eventually, right?
- No, they fired Humphrey.
- Shut up!
I got his office and a raise.
- No!
Flight 341
from Rome to Cleveland...
That's you guys.
- Have a good flight, everybody.
- Come here.
Be good.
- Oh! OK...
- Cooper, have a good flight.
- Be good.
Thanks.
I'm on it.
This still
counts as Europe, right?
"Dear Mieke,
"Greece sounds incredible.
"I just moved into my dorm room today,
"but I can't wait to see you
over Christmas break.
"This time I think
I'll fly to Berlin direct."
- Hello?
- Hey, buddy, how's college?
I just got here. My roommate
hasn't even showed up yet.
Do they room all you
pre-med geeks together?
I'm not sure I'm going pre-med.
I'm thinking about majoring in German.
German? I've got a better idea.
Why don't you major
in not being such a woman?
So, how's Jenny?
Jenny... Jenny who?
I know a lot of ladies
named Jenny, they're all...
Ow!
Hey, Scotty, what's up?
Hi, Jenny!
How's Jamie doing with Frommer?
Oh, no.
Hold on.
Come here, robot!
Cooper, not again!
Hold on, this could be
my new roommate.
What's the freak look like?
Is he a dork or is he cool?
Better not be cooler than me.
Is he bigger than me?
I just got your last email.
What are you doing here?
Going to college.
- What dorm?
- This one.
Room 214.
How is this possible?
I guess they thought I was a guy.
Now who would be dumb enough
to make a mistake like that?
Do I hear kissing?
Are you making out with
your new roommate, Scotty?
Scotty?
Scotty? Scotty!
" Scotty doesn't know
that Fiona and me "
This happy ending is bullshit.
When does the fairy get laid?
I'm outta here.
" Still she's on her knees
And Scotty doesn't know "
" Oh, Scotty doesn't know "
- Catchy tune.
- F***in'-a, man.
" Fiona says she's out shopping "
" But she's under me
And I'm not stopping "
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
Hello, and welcome to
Amsterdam's finest and most
luxurious youth hostel.
Sounds great.
There is no bathroom,
nor is there one nearby.
" I can't believe
He's so trusting "
Sorry.
" While I'm right behind you thrusting "
- Get it?
- She got it.
If you do not wish to have
your valuables stolen,
I suggest destroying them
or discarding them right now.
You can also try hiding
your valuables...
in your anus.
Drink?
" Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know "
" Scotty doesn't know
Don't tell Scotty "
I'm gonna rip away his pants
and look at his dick, OK?
- Ready? Quit. Shut up.
Sorry. I know I f***ed it up.
Yes! You take her hair...
and one strand at a time,
pull it out!
Use her like a humping post!
Jenny, this is Europe.
with lesbians and d*ldos.
"Happy juice."
Show them something they haven't seen.
" Fiona's got him on the phone "
" And she's trying not to moan "
" It's a three-way call
" Nothing, Scotty doesn't know "
" Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know "
Should a fire occur,
due to our faulty wiring,
or the fireworks factory upstairs,
you will be incinerated,
along with the valuables
you have hidden in your anus.
" So don't tell Scotty
Scotty doesn't know "
" Really want to go "
" Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know "
" Scotty doesn't know "
" The parking lot, why not? "
" It's so cool when you're on top "
" Life is so hard
'Cause Scotty doesn't know "
" Scotty doesn't know "
F*** off! Get out of it, you wankers!
Go on, you gaelic f***ing
garlic-breath tossers!
Piss off! Get in here
and say that, mate!
Come on! F***ing come and have it!
You f***ing beep?!
We'll beep, you bastard,
all over your f***ing nose!
F*** off!
Go on, you French bastards!
Get on the other side
of the road, you pricks!
Go on out of it!
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