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Hang on.

I got you his master and

that young little tart.

Now, I figured that would

make for a pretty good

fight, you know?

Him being a master and all.

But nevermind that.

Let's move on because I

have found the guy you're

looking for.

A real stud.

His name is nash.

A fighting machine

with a perfect record.

11-0.

And bonus?

He too comes with

a sweet juicy tart.

Dad!

This doesn't make any sense.

Don't worry.

He probably went to

a movie or something.

They wouldn't have cancelled

the class for a movie.

They would've called.

They always call.

Hey, your dad is the

toughest guy I know.

I'm sure he's fine.

Well it still

doesn't feel right.

Mm, this feels right.

Nash.

Come on.

You're still my girl.

This is serious.

Don't.

- Stop!

No.

Yo!

Somebody oreder chinese?

Who's nash?

He ain't here.

Who's asking?

None of your business!

He my boy.

That makes it my

business, b*tch.

Oh!

We got a tough guy here.

So so tough.

Just like chuck norris.

He not so tough now.

Hey, are you the guys that

took our sensei, you p*ssy?

Doggy lose his master?

Ha!

Where'd you take our sensei?

I take your sensei to the

same place I take you.

You, you, fat f***, chinese

f***, white, f***, dicky

black, and black f***.

We take you all!

Bring it on, hong kong!

Okay, jean claude

black-damme.

You bring it on.

Wa!

Let's dance, motherf***er!

Get them all!

I thought you chinese

were supposed...

Yeah!

What the f***?

Get him!

Ming! Xing!

Go!

Go!

Go go! Get out of here!

Go! Now!

Motherf***er!

Go!

Pete! Pete!

F*** you!

Hey, come on, I like that.

F*** you, f***

you extra sp...

Huh?

Yeah.

What up now, punk?

Where are they taking him?

Agh!

You better start talking.

Last chance.

I said f*** y...

F***ing bullshit!

Hey, is this some

kind of fight club?

Alright!

Actually, steven sir, I'd

like to chat with you about

a business proposition

that I think you might be

interested in.

What is it?

There's someone in town

that would like to meet you.

A crimelord from the

britons named dragonfly.

And why would I want

to meet a dragonfly?

Apparently, he owns a

restaurant that serves the

same kind of stuff.

Interesting.

I thought we were exclusive.

Tell me more.

They say that when he was

young, his parents tried to

commit him.

Now naturally, he didn't

take a liking to that idea,

so he proceeded to kill

them and eat them in a week.

Sounds like my kind of guy.

If that's your thing.

Sh*t!

Not looking so good for you.

Maybe your guys were a little

too rough bringing him in.

The doctor's here.

Good.

Tell him his patient's

almost ready.

Who's this doctor?

Well, I like to think of him

as alternative programming.

Ah, always thinking

of new ideas, eh boss?

Don't call me boss.

Now are you done

crawling up my ass?

Yes boss...

Sir.

Just leave, please.

Of course b...

Should I set up the

dinner with the dragonfly?

Very well.

Now?

Later.

what the f***?

Maybe we should

call the cops?

Yeah, a n*gger, a spic, with

a chink tied up in the back

of a van.

I'll dial.

Who calls cops anyways, man?

The f*** we really gonna do?

I got an idea.

When I see the

standard in our eyes

and we've been digging

it out from the start of our

lives

well I try to hold back

the feelings that I know

I take another deep

breath as I wait my turn to go

and all the time through

my heart, the parade's within

our minds

it's such a real that's

not shakes all mankind

so we apologize to this

world for coming to

and all the aches and

breaks and shakes are promises

into

so the cold black that

seems just what I'd do

is a crooked map

that leads me to...

who's there?

Sheila!

Oh my god!

What did they do to you?

No!

Okay, so what now.

We just waltz in there and

start busting some heads?

Brian, you go

through the front.

By myself?

Triad said it

was a restaurant.

You never had a problem

getting in a restaurant.

Oh my god, are you making

fun of my weight dude?

I'm just saying,

you find a way in.

What if the password

doesn't work?

Then you come back to the

van and we give our friend

here some more

shock therapy.

Shut up.

What are you

two going to do?

Sneak through the back

and bust some heads.

Wow bruce leroy,

that's a real plan.

You got a better

idea taco bell?

'Cause I'm listening.

Yo, you trying to say that

'cause I'm spanish dog?

Cause if you are that's some

real racist sh*t dog, and

I'm not feeling that sh*t.

Okay, enough. Look.

I will take the front just

to get away from you two.

Cool, let's do it.

Wait, wait.

Look.

If sh*t goes down in there,

I want you two to know that

I'll be the first booking

it out of there, okay?

I am not going to die

a virgin, alright?

I'm just not going to do it.

Hey lao!

You lost, boy?

No, I'm, I'm

here for dinner.

I don't know what

you're talking about.

I heard this is the best

restaurant in town and...

As you can see

I love to eat.

Who told you this

was a restaurant.

It's word on the street man.

You know?

No, I don't know.

Oh f***, come on dude!

Password.

You are what you eat.

Why didn't you say so

in the first place.

Ho ho.

You never asked.

this place is pretty pimp.

Woah!

Welcome to the long pig.

What name is your

reservation under?

Uh...

Alphonso!

Hey man!

Eh, it's not alphonso.

Your name?

Taka... mura?

Hiro takamura?

Hai!

This way.

Teriyaki!

this place is

locked down, dude.

Yeah, but it's a restaurant.

Somebody's gotta come out

and throw away the trash or

have a cigarette or

something, right?

Is that where dad is?

Sheila, do you

know where dad is?

Pete?

Hi sugar tits!

What the f***?

Don't you touch her!

Hmm.

Don't worry honey.

You'll feel better soon.

Please, just take me.

Leave her alone.

Oh, I'm sorry sweetheart,

but your sister has an

appointment with the doctor.

You psycho b*tch!

Be patient.

You'll get your turn.

W-where... where's my dad?

Oh, your dad.

He's right here.

Ugh!

Looks like your

boyfriend's doing well.

Nash...

I can't wait to taste him.

Mm.

I think I'll have you with

a green papaya, sweet bell

pepper, in a coconut

sautee sauce.

Mm!

Delish!

Sheila!

My hand!

This dude just sh*t

on me, you p*ssy. Let's go!

Is this your

first time here?

No.

This is my favorite place.

Would you like to place

a bid on the next round?

A bid? Uh, no, no.

I uh... I'm not much of a

gambler, no.

Okay, what will it be.

Yeah, I'll have...

What, whatever the

house special is.

I'll have the house special.

My favorite dish.

Great choice.

Thank you.

Nash!

Jenna?

Pete!

What happened?

It's okay.

Yo, what place are we

hitting right now dog?

Am I seeing what I think

I'm seeing right now?

Now I'm going to kill

these motherfuckers man.

Remember what sensei

taught us, alright?

A true warrior is a

master of his emotions. Alright?

Just chill the f***

out and remember that.

You're gonna get your

revenge, alright black norris?

Come on.

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