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What you...

F***.

What are you doing, dog?

You buggin'?

They may have taken his life,

but they'll never take his

honor.

Come on, man.

Sh*t.

Do you need something?

No, I was just, just um...

Your dinner is ready.

Please sit.

Oh, great.

Our famous house

special, the dickey roll.

This is great, thanks.

Enjoy.

Okay.

Huh, smells good.

Mmm.

I think I've

had this before.

Oh, it's pretty good.

Really good.

You know, I'd finish you off

if I were hungrier, but I

have people counting

on me, so...

I'm gonna get me some answers.

Yo dog, you're gonna

get yourself on camera.

Sooner or later,

sh*t's going down.

Might as well be sooner.

Watch my back.

I got you.

Where's the

sensei's daughter?

Hey talk to me motherf***er,

or it's big trouble in

little china.

Tyrone!

Ain't that a butthole.

Oh!

Oh, b*tch!

Who are these crazy people?

What do they want from us?

I don't know, but if we

don't get out of here,

they're going to kill us.

Jenna, I'm really

sorry about your dad.

When I was a little girl,

after my mom died, I...

I had trouble

sleeping at night.

So my dad got me this...

This crystal ball of the

solar system that lit up

when I shook it.

And he told me if I was ever

scared, that I could just

find her in the stars.

And...

No matter where I went,

she was watching over me.

I hope they're together now.

Aw, isn't that sweet.

What do you guys

want from us?

Shut up, little man.

Okay, sweetheart.

It's time for dinner.

And don't make this

harder than it has to be.

Don't you f***ing

touch her, you slut.

Slut?

There's no need

for namecalling.

Oh!

Okay, take her.

No, please.

Take me.

Why would I do that?

There's barely any

meat on your bones.

Oh, f*** you slut.

What was that?

I said f*** you, slut!

I guess chivalry

is not dead.

Take him.

Pete!

Ahh!

Your hair is so soft!

What kind of

conditioner do you use?

baddest motherf***er

that the world's ever seen

on the day I was born,

the devil told me that I'd be

the baddest ever born

mister dragonfly!

Welcome, it's a pleasure

to finally meet you.

Even hotter I would

get like a human cigarette,

burning everything I met

I let the devil

tell me something

he told me "never sell

out, move the crowd and keep 'em

bumpin"

the rhyme was cold as

could be, I must've learned

a little something cause

he sold his soul to me

madame dragonfly.

Madam dragonfly?

Thank you charles, but

I'll be dining alone this

evening.

Holy sh*t, you're a woman.

A beautiful woman!

Ugh!

I didn't hire you to

insult me, monsieur.

I just thought...

Don't think.

Just do.

Get me that recipe.

Yes ma'am.

I mean, madam.

Now go.

who's bad?

Now you know why there are

lesbians.

Hello, uh, steven.

Excuse me, steven.

What is it?

Um, remember that client I was

telling you about from london?

The dragonfly?

It turns out the dragonfly,

um, is actually madam dragonfly.

Are you telling me that

you haven't even met this

person, and you bring

her into my restaurant?

What if she's a cop?

She's not.

No, I swear.

I swear she's not.

Honest. Look, look, listen,

listen.

The dragonfly has a

reputation, and I would

imagine that she keeps her

gender under wraps, so that

she can, you know,

intimidate people.

One more mistake like this

and baphomet will have you

for lunch.

Doesn't she know

that fur's dead?

She's not very bright.

Nah, she...

What are you

still doing here?

Right.

Of course.

Would it kill you

to take a shower?

Madam dragonfly.

It's a pleasure to

make your acquaintance.

Your reputation

precedes you.

The pleasure is all mine, as

I've heard much about you as

well, darling.

Isn't your hostess

going to take my coat?

I didn't come here to make

company with the help.

Of course you didn't.

Please, come.

Sit.

We have much to talk about.

Come on...

Where are you?

holy sh*t!

Oh, I'm sorry boss, I...

Was just wondering if you

happened to know where the

recipe for...

Oh!

Holy, what the f***?

Jesus christ, you scared

the sh*t out of me.

I'm sorry dude,

I was just uh...

Just wondering where

the washroom is.

Right around the

corner, second door.

The... oh.

Honestly!

Now, where are you...

Come on.

If I'm steven, where

would I hide you?

I recently had many

clientele come through my

establishment speaking

of the long pig.

Tell me, why did you

really come here?

I heard you killed your

father to take over the

restaurant.

And who would've

told you that?

Don't worry.

Your secret's safe with me.

You and I have

a lot in common.

Tell me about

your restaurant.

It's a quaint little setup.

Fine dining, to

say the least.

Nestled safely in

the heart of london.

Right in the city.

Hm.

What do you serve?

Our specialty is

nipple tartare.

You really should

come and have a taste.

I'd love to.

Steven?

Yuki.

We're discussing business.

I thought you

might be thirsty.

Parched.

Please, excuse yuki.

Good help is so hard

to find these days.

Seems like she could use

some lessons in etiquette.

hello phatty.

That's with a p-h, right?

Thought so.

I speak asian.

Anyway, I was wondering

if you were, by chance,

preparing a dickey

roll any time soon?

Why?

Well, I'd like to

sample one, wouldn't I?

Find out what makes

it so special?

No white guy in my kitchen.

Right, understood.

Respect that.

Mhmm.

Sure.

I'll just order one

for later, shall I?

Kanpai.

So, tell me.

What's the television for.

Ah, I want all my customers

to be satisfied at the long

pig, so in addition to fine

dining, I offer many forms

of entertainment.

Professional fights,

gambling, sexual pleasures.

Really?

Yes.

Sexual pleasures?

Oh yes.

And here is our

latest programming.

The doctor's office,

where you get an in-depth

understanding of

the human anatomy.

For the more

intellectual types.

And what about the sex?

Ah, the dessert specials.

And what if I prefer my

dessert before dinner?

holy wow!

I'm sorry, did I scare you?

Uh, no no.

I...

Let me help you with that.

Oh!

Oh, you're so tense!

Your hands are so soft?

Yeah?

Relax.

You need to release

that tension.

I can make it all go away.

Y-you can?

Mhmm.

My specialty is full body

massage with hot oils.

Oh, I like massages.

I love massages.

Oh, mhmm.

Awesome!

Beggars can't be choosers.

To be honest, I'd put my

dickey roll up against your

nipple tartare any day.

And what makes your

dickey so special?

Well, the recipe's been in

my family for generations.

Mm, I can't wait

to taste it.

Tell me, how is it prepared?

You think my family's gotten

to where we are by us giving

our secrets away

to strangers?

Ohh, I thought

we were friends.

I'll give you a taste.

The marinating room where

the house special is

prepared.

Fascinating.

Yeah, what can I say?

Timing is everything.

It looks like your hostess

is about to prepare one.

Slut!

You deserve better.

My underwear has more

taste than she does.

She doesn't understand

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