
Evil Feed Page #3
What you...
F***.
What are you doing, dog?
You buggin'?
They may have taken his life,
but they'll never take his
honor.
Come on, man.
Sh*t.
Do you need something?
No, I was just, just um...
Your dinner is ready.
Please sit.
Oh, great.
Our famous house
special, the dickey roll.
This is great, thanks.
Enjoy.
Okay.
Huh, smells good.
Mmm.
I think I've
had this before.
Oh, it's pretty good.
Really good.
You know, I'd finish you off
if I were hungrier, but I
have people counting
on me, so...
I'm gonna get me some answers.
Yo dog, you're gonna
get yourself on camera.
Sooner or later,
sh*t's going down.
Might as well be sooner.
Watch my back.
I got you.
Where's the
sensei's daughter?
Hey talk to me motherf***er,
or it's big trouble in
little china.
Tyrone!
Ain't that a butthole.
Oh!
Oh, b*tch!
What do they want from us?
I don't know, but if we
don't get out of here,
they're going to kill us.
Jenna, I'm really
sorry about your dad.
When I was a little girl,
after my mom died, I...
I had trouble
sleeping at night.
So my dad got me this...
This crystal ball of the
solar system that lit up
when I shook it.
And he told me if I was ever
scared, that I could just
find her in the stars.
And...
she was watching over me.
I hope they're together now.
Aw, isn't that sweet.
What do you guys
want from us?
Shut up, little man.
Okay, sweetheart.
It's time for dinner.
And don't make this
harder than it has to be.
Don't you f***ing
touch her, you slut.
Slut?
There's no need
for namecalling.
Oh!
Okay, take her.
No, please.
Take me.
Why would I do that?
There's barely any
meat on your bones.
Oh, f*** you slut.
What was that?
I said f*** you, slut!
I guess chivalry
is not dead.
Take him.
Pete!
Ahh!
Your hair is so soft!
What kind of
conditioner do you use?
baddest motherf***er
that the world's ever seen
on the day I was born,
the devil told me that I'd be
the baddest ever born
mister dragonfly!
Welcome, it's a pleasure
to finally meet you.
Even hotter I would
get like a human cigarette,
burning everything I met
I let the devil
tell me something
he told me "never sell
out, move the crowd and keep 'em
bumpin"
the rhyme was cold as
could be, I must've learned
a little something cause
he sold his soul to me
madame dragonfly.
Madam dragonfly?
Thank you charles, but
I'll be dining alone this
evening.
Holy sh*t, you're a woman.
A beautiful woman!
Ugh!
I didn't hire you to
insult me, monsieur.
I just thought...
Don't think.
Just do.
Get me that recipe.
Yes ma'am.
I mean, madam.
Now go.
who's bad?
Now you know why there are
lesbians.
Hello, uh, steven.
Excuse me, steven.
What is it?
Um, remember that client I was
telling you about from london?
The dragonfly?
It turns out the dragonfly,
um, is actually madam dragonfly.
Are you telling me that
you haven't even met this
person, and you bring
her into my restaurant?
What if she's a cop?
She's not.
No, I swear.
I swear she's not.
Honest. Look, look, listen,
listen.
The dragonfly has a
reputation, and I would
imagine that she keeps her
gender under wraps, so that
she can, you know,
intimidate people.
One more mistake like this
and baphomet will have you
for lunch.
Doesn't she know
that fur's dead?
She's not very bright.
Nah, she...
What are you
still doing here?
Right.
Of course.
Would it kill you
to take a shower?
Madam dragonfly.
It's a pleasure to
make your acquaintance.
Your reputation
precedes you.
The pleasure is all mine, as
well, darling.
Isn't your hostess
going to take my coat?
I didn't come here to make
company with the help.
Of course you didn't.
Please, come.
Sit.
We have much to talk about.
Come on...
Where are you?
holy sh*t!
Oh, I'm sorry boss, I...
Was just wondering if you
happened to know where the
recipe for...
Oh!
Holy, what the f***?
Jesus christ, you scared
the sh*t out of me.
I'm sorry dude,
I was just uh...
Just wondering where
the washroom is.
Right around the
corner, second door.
The... oh.
Honestly!
Now, where are you...
Come on.
If I'm steven, where
would I hide you?
I recently had many
clientele come through my
establishment speaking
of the long pig.
Tell me, why did you
really come here?
father to take over the
restaurant.
And who would've
told you that?
Don't worry.
Your secret's safe with me.
You and I have
a lot in common.
Tell me about
your restaurant.
It's a quaint little setup.
Fine dining, to
say the least.
Nestled safely in
the heart of london.
Right in the city.
Hm.
What do you serve?
Our specialty is
nipple tartare.
You really should
come and have a taste.
I'd love to.
Steven?
Yuki.
We're discussing business.
I thought you
might be thirsty.
Parched.
Please, excuse yuki.
Good help is so hard
to find these days.
Seems like she could use
some lessons in etiquette.
hello phatty.
That's with a p-h, right?
Thought so.
I speak asian.
Anyway, I was wondering
if you were, by chance,
preparing a dickey
roll any time soon?
Why?
Well, I'd like to
sample one, wouldn't I?
Find out what makes
it so special?
No white guy in my kitchen.
Right, understood.
Respect that.
Mhmm.
Sure.
I'll just order one
for later, shall I?
Kanpai.
So, tell me.
What's the television for.
Ah, I want all my customers
to be satisfied at the long
pig, so in addition to fine
dining, I offer many forms
of entertainment.
Professional fights,
gambling, sexual pleasures.
Really?
Yes.
Sexual pleasures?
Oh yes.
And here is our
latest programming.
The doctor's office,
where you get an in-depth
understanding of
the human anatomy.
For the more
intellectual types.
And what about the sex?
Ah, the dessert specials.
And what if I prefer my
dessert before dinner?
holy wow!
I'm sorry, did I scare you?
Uh, no no.
I...
Let me help you with that.
Oh!
Oh, you're so tense!
Your hands are so soft?
Yeah?
Relax.
You need to release
that tension.
I can make it all go away.
Y-you can?
Mhmm.
My specialty is full body
massage with hot oils.
Oh, I like massages.
I love massages.
Oh, mhmm.
Awesome!
Beggars can't be choosers.
To be honest, I'd put my
dickey roll up against your
nipple tartare any day.
And what makes your
dickey so special?
Well, the recipe's been in
my family for generations.
Mm, I can't wait
to taste it.
Tell me, how is it prepared?
You think my family's gotten
to where we are by us giving
our secrets away
to strangers?
Ohh, I thought
we were friends.
I'll give you a taste.
The marinating room where
prepared.
Fascinating.
Yeah, what can I say?
Timing is everything.
It looks like your hostess
Slut!
You deserve better.
My underwear has more
taste than she does.
She doesn't understand
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