Evil Feed Page #4

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you like I do.

Snack time.

Sh*t!

I guess I'll have

to stay for supper.

Look at you.

Juicy...

Who are you?

Easy love, easy.

I was kidnapped too.

Honest!

I, I just my escaped my

cell, and I was checking for

any others.

They killed my dad and

they have my sister.

I have to find her!

Yes, right.

It's alright. Relax!

Why is this locked?

We'll find her.

I promise.

Ahh!

Supper time!

Get the f*** off me!

Get the f*** off me!

Oh, easy love!

I'm craving some american

pie, and this time you will

be sharing.

Oh...

Really love,

don't get nasty.

Oh, look at your lips.

But I'm more interested in

licking your other lips.

Lick your own lips, a**hole.

Ugh, you f***ing b*tch!

My face!

My f***ing face!

You b*tch!

I'll hurt you!

I will!

You...

Yo, let us the

f*** out of here!

You're good.

two on one.

I pity the fool.

Alright mr. T.

Let's switch this b*tch off.

Ow, f***ing rock jaw.

That's how I roll!

Ahh, f***!

Ow!

Tyrone, man!

My f***ing leg man!

Carlos!

Okay.

Are you ready?

Holy ugh!

Oh, wow.

Ugh.

That feels so good.

Hm, you like that?

Yeah.

Wait til you

see what's next?

Woah, what?

Hmm, now turn over.

Uh, I...

I can't.

I, see...

I'm hard.

You made me hard.

Yeah.

That is the point.

Now roll over.

Okay.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

Oh my.

Sorry.

Don't be.

Go easy.

It's my first time.

Oh!

I apologize, but

I've got to go.

Close your eyes and enjoy.

No, I've got to...

Woah ho ho ho, okay, I don't

know if this is such a...

Oh!

Oh!

You're really good at that.

The guys are never

going to believe this.

Oh yeah, oh!

You're so beautiful.

Yeah, you like that?

Oh yes.

Oh, oh...

Oh...

Oh.

You're not like your

friends are you.

What... do... you... mean?

They died fighting.

With balls.

You b*tch!

Ah, beautiful.

Aw, ow!

The f***?

You b*tch.

With a little refinement,

you could make me a happy woman.

I'm gonna wipe that

smile from your face.

Who's smiling

now, motherf***er?

What was that for, woman?

Tyrone!

They got carlos.

I know. I saw it all.

They killed nash

and they have pete!

What? You saw pete?

Yes, and sheila too.

They took them away.

You take it.

He would've wanted

you to have it.

Let's add some

more stripes to it.

Looks like you've

already started.

What now?

We wait.

For what?

Brian.

He's our ticket out of here.

Care for the house

special, b*tch?

I don't eat sushi, dear.

Keep the coat.

I enjoy donating to

the underprivileged.

Now move.

You should be ashamed of

yourself, wearing the fur of

a defenseless animal.

Speaking of defenseless,

your boyfriend didn't give

up much of a fight.

You're so naive.

And stupid, giving

away the family recipe.

Thank you.

Stephen already gave

me his house special.

Attached.

It's time for you to die!

Sheila!

Sheila, what did

they do to you?

Time to go.

We've gotta go now.

Now!

This way.

Ah!

Like you're the first

one to try that.

It's okay. It's okay.

Go to sleep big guy.

Go to sleep.

Okay.

Bah!

Come on.

Hi honey.

Sorry about the mess.

Madame and I were playing,

and it got a little out of hand.

The good news is your

family secret's safe.

You f***ed him.

Yes, but...

I forgive you.

You did good.

I love you.

And I would have

loved you too.

If you didn't fall

apart so easily.

Jenna!

Wait here.

I'll signal you if I

need a hand, alright?

Go ahead.

Make my dinner.

Ahh!

That should hold

it for a while.

Here, here.

Come on.

Let's get out of here.

Look at my hand!

No, come on, get out!

Where's my hand, woah,

not without my hand!

My hand! F***!

Waa!

Now where's your fat

friend now, f***er?

Ahh!

Yes, I rock!

I'm gonna f*** you up with

one hand behind my back.

Let's do it!

Good morning sunshine!

Julie run!

Julie run!

Where you going?

I, I can change!

I love you!

Where you going?

Nice butt, where you from?

I want to show you my sp...

Spring roll!

Hoh!

Brian!

Ugh...

Hey fuckboy,

who's f***ed now?

Revenge is a b*tch,

motherf***er.

Ahh!

Revenge is a

b*tch named jenna.

My hand.

Give my hand back.

Give my hand back.

Give...

Come on.

I had such big dreams for

this place until you and

your friends

ruined everything.

But maybe I could

start all over.

You know, remodel.

Get a new suit.

Maybe a new menu.

Maybe an all female menu.

Yeah, dad would like that.

Dad would be proud.

Dad.

You know my father used to

say I was a disgrace to the

family because I

never ate human flesh.

I just never had

an appetite for it.

Until now.

I've been missing

out, all these years!

Stop!

What?

Pete!

Get off of her.

Jenna...

Just in time for the

main course, huh?

It's over.

Let us go.

Wait, let me

think about that.

No.

We're walking out of here,

and there's nothing you can

do about it.

That's what you think.

I said, it's over!

Come on pete,

let's kick his ass.

Yeah, come on petey.

Come kick my ass.

Come on!

Jenna, no!

Oh, come on.

We can take him together.

Yeah, come on

double team me.

Come on, now's

our chance.

Come on.

Let her go!

So sorry, but your friends

f***ed up my establishment.

You're crazy.

I'm crazy?

I could end her right now.

Or you can come

and save her.

Don't you f***ing hurt her.

What are you waiting for?

Help me.

Yeah, help her petey.

S-shut up!

Now's your chance.

You could be the real hero!

Stop it.

Come on man, what

are you waiting for?

Don't you love her?

Don't you want to

have her babies?

Shut up, shut up, shut

up, shut up, shut up!

You never listen to me!

Uh oh!

Pete?

Don't listen to him.

You know him?

No.

N...

I thought I was your friend.

Oh, sh*t.

There's that f word again.

Every guy hates that word.

Don't you know that I think

he wanted a little more, jenna.

Unh.

He's messing with your head.

Really?

Really? Because when I first

heard that petey here told my

bookie about a young martial

artist, I thought he was

doing me a favor, but my

little bro was just looking

out for himself, and wanted

your boyfriend out of the way.

No.

We didn't know that you

would get so involved, though.

But sh*t happens,

right brother?

How could you?

What, am I gonna have to wipe

your ass for the rest of my

life?

Get ready to spend a lot of

time in the office with dad.

Christ!

Back the f*** up, fool.

Good to see you, bro.

Is she alright?

What, you've come to

give petey a hand?

Pete, you know this dude?

He's the one

responsible for this.

Shoot him!

You're the one that killed

sensei and my boys, huh?

Maybe.

Agh!

Jenna!

Sheila!

Sheila!

Sheila!

Oh brother, I've gotta say,

this is like your best work yet!

Okay, would somebody tell me

what the f*** is going on?

Paging dr. Pete,

paging dr. Pete!

Start talking, now.

Come on, man.

It's me.

What, you're going to

listen to this psycho?

I'm your friend!

Now I'm the psycho?

When this kid was eight,

he took a gerbil and and he

shoved it...

Why?

You put eels inside sheila?

Huh?

I'm gonna end you!

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