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everything would be ok and we are now lost. criticize me for nothing. For nothing? Look where we are? You're leading us. You can't put

all of this on me. The entire trip

you've blamed this on me. For your own

little insecurities. Now let's just keep going! But going where? What insecurities

Mark, please enlighten me. Guys, guys, guys,

please knock it off. Time out. Shh, Shh! What was that? Shine your light over there. Did you hear that? Yeah, did you? Let's just keep

going this way. It's probably just a

bird or something. Wait, Wait! It was just an animal. It was just a bird. Did you hear something? That's a pretty big bird. Let's go. Aren't there supposed to be

bears out in these woods? God, don't do that. Don't do that! Please don't say that OK? I'm just saying we should

think about the reality of the situation if

there's bears out here. I'd prefer not to. Shh, Shh!!! Oh sh*t, you guys! Shh! What the f*** kind of

animal makes that noise? What the f*** is that? You guys, c'mon. I don't see anything. There's animal

tracks everywhere. They're all

f***ing animal tracks. F***, f***, f*** me! Do you see anything? Oh god. That scared the sh*t out

of me Tanya, knock it off. Yeah, but it's far away. It's some

animal in the woods. It's not a big deal. What kind of animal do

you know that makes that kind of sound? A bird, I don't know. It's still there. That's a bird. That's not a

f***ing bird Tanya! NO sh*t, it's not a bird! Mark, is your

walkie-talkie on? No, you won't get

any channels out here. Well, what is that then? I don't know. Just static. Anybody? Did you hear that? What was that? What WAS that? What was that? Holy sh*t! Run! Guys, stop!!! Guys stop!!! Stop, don't run. God dammit, stop! Oh shut up Mark, let's go! Sh*t, we lost

them, we lost them. Guys C'mon! What WAS that? What are you guys doing? Stop running. Let's go, let's

go, let's go. Stop running, God Dammit, it

was just a f***ing branch. You hear that? What? Is that water? Why are you laughing? You son-of-a-b*tch,

are you laughing? It's the waterfall. Wait, the waterfall is

near the house, isn't it? Yeah, we can't be far. We just keep going

this way and around. Oh, thank God. It's getting louder. Oh, I never heard anything

that good in my life. Wait, what's that light. Oh my God, Oh my God! I think we just take

these footsteps this way. Miriam, it's your birthday. Happy Birthday. Happy Birthday! Thank God. We made it. Yes! Oh, you're such a jackass. I can't believe you

recorded us the whole time... You're crazy. Oh, my God, my

hands are freezing. Let me just take a

moment to adore this. This is a

beautiful wonderful... Where did Aunt

Gail get this? She really likes

Halloween, I don't know. Don't ask me. What are we

having for dinner? I believe pasta

if that's cool. And who's cooking it. I'm not cooking. I can't cook. C'mon! And you don't

want me to cook. I'm hungry! Oh, no. You look like my mom. You're mom, I

look like Shirley? Leo, Leo let's talk about

this trip you're going on with your friends? OK? Sit down, sit down, alright. Leo, are there

gonna be girls on this trip? Yeah mom. Answer me! Mom, they're gonna be

in separate bedrooms. Leo, did you pack

some condoms honey? Did ya? I'm serious right now! Did ya? I don't trust

those WHOO-ERS. I don't trust those

sluts, but I trust my baby! Does anyone else

want to try it on? I think you should go for it

Tanya, I don't think my hair can fit in that thing. You don't want to try it on? How'd you finish

your food that fast? I was freakin' hungry. [Phone ringing] I'm not gonna

answer my Aunt's phone. You think I should? I don't know. Hello? They hung up. Mark, did you forget to call

your mother this weekend? I did, she's very

overprotective. You love my

mother, don't make fun. I love your mother! Oh! I love YOUR mother too Leo. [Phone ringing] I LOVE your mother. Hello? Hello? Again, no one. So, I'd like to make a toast

if I may, to forgiveness, to birthdays and

friendship and a great time. Cheers! [Knocking] That's weird. There's no car here. Who's there? Is that any

neighbors or anything? You'd have to have

a car to get here. It's miles from anyone. Who's there? Who's there? You see anybody? There's no one there. What? Don't open the door! What is that? What is it? What the hell. You wanna play it? Let's just play it. You guys didn't

see anything? Not one car? Wait a second. That's my car. That's us. That's the guy in

that f***ing van. Remember the van? No! It has to be. That means he

followed us up here. He followed us up here. Oh my God. Oh my God. That's the house. He's been here the

whole f***ing time. He's been here the whole

f***ing time watching us. What do we do Mark,

what are we gonna do? I don't want to

watch this anymore. Turn it off. Cassy, Cassy. Look! He was in the f***ing house? How did that happen? He was in the f***ing house! Oh Sh*t! Yo that's f***ing me. What the f***! No! F*** that! Let's go. Everybody's going right now. Everyone let's go right now. Get your

jackets and let's go. The phone's ringing. I'm not

answering the phone. Answer the phone. It stopped. I don't care about

the phone right now. Let's go. Well f***ing call the

cops or something then. Let's call the cops. Oh f***, it's

that psycho calling. Answer it! Call the f***ing police! Hello? Hello? Mark call the police. There's no dial tone. What? It was just ringing. He cut the phone line. What do you mean he

cut the phone line? What do you mean? We're going right now! Let's go! Stay with me, stay with me. What? No! No! Where is the car? Where IS the car? Are you kidding me? Where is it? Everybody get

back in the house. Sh*t, go go! Go, go! Mark, c'mon. Are you f***ing stupid? Get in the house right now. Get in the house yourself. Shut up! Get in the house Mark, are you

f***ing out of your mind? Get in! Get your cell phones. Try and get reception. Just try and get a signal. Anyone have anything? Tanya? Nothing. Everyone just stay together. He's in the house. Leo come with

me, come with me. Try and get a signal. Tanya, try and get a signal. Cassy, try and get a signal. Wait, don't

leave, don't leave. I need you to put it

together right now! Just turn it on. Where should I go? I can't make all the

cell phones dial, please girls keep trying! I'm trying!!! Oh my God, I have a signal. Call 911! Please... Oh my God. Please, help us I have an

emergency, there's someone trying to get us please. Please come help us please. Hello? Hello!!! What happened? I lost the call. Try it again,

just try it again. I can't get it. I can't. What are we gonna do? Mark where are you going? Mark, please don't do this. Please don't do this, just

stay with us, we'll stay over here. Where's the other one? Mark!!! Cassy!!! Mark, no. Uh, sh*t run, run! Oh my God, oh my God! Get upstairs! Shut the door!!! I'm not leaving! We need to get out

and go get help. I can't leave. We need to get downstairs. No, we need to stay here. We need to get

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