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Excuse Me for Living Page #8
PLEASE FORGIVE ME.
I NEVER LOVED:
ANYONE BUT YOU, HONEYBUNCH.
I PROMISE, I'LL NEVER
FOR ME NOW, A WOMAN
BOATING ACCIDENT.
- LAURA?
- SHE'S ON HER
WAY TO L.F.O.D.
I'M SO SORRY, DAN.
UH, THANKS, CHARLIE.
I TOLD YOU:
STANDING AROUND:
WAITING FOR ME?
WATCHING YOU.
GO FOR IT!
CHARLOTTE TAUGHT ME
OW. WELL, THANK HER
FOR ME, WOULD YA?
ALSO, KISS HER
LIKE THIS.
TELL HER WE'RE
ALL EVEN NOW.
THIS DOESN'T CHANGE
ANYTHING BETWEEN US, DANNY.
YOU'RE STILL
A SELF-CENTERED,
UNFOCUSED, UNEMPLOYED
DRUGGIE.
AND THOSE ARE:
MY GOOD POINTS.
COUPLES HAVE PROBLEMS,
EVERYTHING IS JUS FUN AND GAMES WITH YOU.
AND I STILL CAN' DISOBEY MY FATHER'S WISHES
ABOUT OUR SEEING
EACH OTHER.
WE'RE THROUGH.
AFTER TONIGHT.
YES!
THE MEN'S GROUP TONIGHT.
THAT ATHLETIC DAME FROM TOPLER
WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN
SUCH A BAD IDEA.
- HUH?
YEAH, SURE.
YEAH, I'M LOOKING FOR
A DANIEL, UH...
UH...
OH, YES.
YOU MUST MEAN:
DANIEL TOPLER.
YEAH, THAT'S HIM.
SAD CASE.
OH, YEAH?
I HOPE I'M NO SPEAKING OUT OF TURN.
ARE YOU A RELATIVE?
NO, JUS AN ACQUAINTANCE KINDA.
MEN'S CLUB.
I SEE, I SEE.
THEN PERHAPS YOU DON' NEED TO KNOW THE DETAILS
OF HIS HOMICIDAL
TENDENCIES.
ARE YOU SAYING:
SIR, PLEASE,
DON'T BE CONCERNED.
TO OUR KNOWLEDGE,
ALTHOUGH,
WE CAN'T BE SURE.
MY WORDS.
A LITIGATION PRECAUTION.
OF COURSE, OF COURSE.
MAYBE I DON'T NEED
I CAN SEE:
I'VE ALARMED YOU,
MISTER...
MAVIS. MORTY MAVIS.
MORTY MAVIS.
AH, MORTY.
YES, PLEASE.
LISTEN, MORTY,
WELL, I DON'T HAVE
TOO MUCH TIME.
CONFIDENTIALLY WITH YOU,
IF I MAY, MORTY.
WHY ARE YOU:
REALLY HERE?
LOOK AT YOUR:
ELEGANT CLOTHES,
CAREFULLY COMBED.
I CAN SMELL:
A FRESHLY APPLIED
AFTERSHAVE LOTION.
SOME WOMAN, AREN'T YOU?
YOU REPROBATE.
THE PUTRESCENT SCAGS
INCARCERATED:
SO MUST BE:
SOME STAFF MEMBER?
MIGHT BE.
BUT I ALSO, I'M LOOKING
FOR DANIEL TOPLER.
WHY AM I HERE?
PLAY SHUFFLEBOARD,
BOOBY HATCH?
I'M NOT SURE
I FOLLOW YOU, DOCTOR.
YOU DO KNOW:
IS A REHABILITATION
CLINIC?
TO THAT EFFECT.
SUGARCOAT IT.
OH.
OH, LORD! HE'S THE BIGGES NUT HERE.
MORTON MAVIS?
YOU KNOW, I REALLY
JUST STAY:
WHERE YOU ARE,
OF DANIEL TOPLER'S.
JEHOVAH?
THE PERNICIOUS:
TOPLER CONSPIRATOR,
LIKE THIS PATHETIC
SINNER,
DR. JACOB Q. BERNSTEIN...
BY COINCIDENCE,
A DR. JACOB Q. BERNSTEIN.
WILL YOU PLEASE:
SHUT YOUR YAP?!
I'M THE SENIOR
NUTCRACKER HERE,
WITH INSANE PATIENTS,
AND THEIR WACKO:
VISITORS, TOO.
( shrieking )
OY!
TO HIS WIFE.
YEAH, THAT MAMZER.
IT'S LARS.
HE'S A GUEST HERE.
HE'S HARMLESS.
HARMLESS.
UH, I'M LOOKING FOR
DANIEL TOPLER.
GET TENNIS LESSONS
FROM THE ATHLETIC
CHEERLEADER HERE.
KIM NOVAK LOOKALIKE.
SOMEONE WHO MIGH POSSIBLY LOOK LIKE YOU,
- MISSUS, UH...
- MISS BUSHKIN.
I'M SURE DANNY
DIRECTOR HERE A LIVE FREE OR DIE.
I'VE BEEN TOLD THA I RESEMBLE THE STAR
OF VERTIGO,
BUT IT WAS:
HOW LONG AGO:
GRADE SCHOOL.
WOULD YOUR WIFE:
LIKE LESSONS, TOO?
WELL, SADLY,
HAVE BEEN DIVORCED
MANY YEARS,
AND, UH, I LIVE ALONE
IN A MANSION:
WITH A GIANT, SUB-ZERO FRIDGE
WITH ICEMAKER, I MIGHT ADD.
OLYMPIC-SIZED
SWIMMING POOL.
GRASS TENNIS COURTS.
GRASS, HUH?
THAT MUST BE:
VERY EXPENSIVE,
YOU POOR MAN.
LIKE YOUR LESSONS?
AND WEEKENDS.
I'LL GO AHEAD
AND CALL DAN.
- I DON'T KNOW...
- DAN TOPLER.
OOH, NO.
NO, DON'T BOTHER.
I DON'T NEED
THE KID NOW.
MEN, I HAVE TO
CONFESS SOMETHING.
CONTINUE TO COME.
STUDENT.
AT A REHAB CLINIC.
YOU THINK JACK:
SOME NUT CASE TO OUR MEETINGS?
( laughter )
YOU'RE DOING
OUR NEW LEADER.
FORGET ABOUT IT.
GREAT. UH, THAT'S I FOR TONIGHT, GUYS.
DR. BERNSTEIN'S DAUGHTER
BULLSHIT.
I KNOW JACK'S
DAUGHTER LAURA.
LAURA BERNSTEIN.
OF COURSE.
I THOUGHT I RECOGNIZED
THE OTHER NIGHT?
YOU AND LAURA,
YOU COULD'VE
CHARGED TICKETS.
IN YOUR LIFE?
COME ON,
OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND.
MAYBE A LOT MORE.
IS THAT IT?
NO, ANOTHER WOMAN
NAMED CHARLOTTE.
PRACTICALLY A HYPNOTIST.
SHE'S A DIVORCE ATTORNEY
FRIDAY NIGHT,
CENTRAL PARK PENTHOUSE,
AND THEN,
SHE TELLS LAURA!
( men exclaiming )
YOU'RE LAYIN'
YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S
BEST FRIEND?
THEY'RE YOUNG.
WAS THIS LAS FRIDAY NIGHT, DAN?
UH, YES.
WHY, BARRY?
NO REASON.
THE TRAIN STATION, BARRY.
I THINK I'LL WALK.
THANK YOU, HARRY.
HELLO, LOVE.
OF GRUMPY MEN?
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
I KNOW YOU'RE
AN OLD FUDDY-DUDDY.
THAT'S WHY
I LOVE YOU.
PRODDED A PATIEN OF JACK BERNSTEIN'S
DANIEL TOPLER.
BARRY...
HE DIDN'T MENTION
HER LAST NAME,
MAGICAL WOMAN NAMED CHARLOTTE.
A DIVORCE ATTORNEY
WHO LIVED OVERLOOKING
CENTRAL PARK,
HER BEDROOM--
- BARRY, PLEASE.
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