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Excuse Me for Living Page #7
THESE QUESTIONS RIGH NOW, WHY DON'T WE?
ABOUT HIS DAUGHTER
SNIFFING BLOW.
DON'T DO THAT.
MY FATHER'S TOO ILL.
I'M GOING.
WE'RE GOING.
MARKET RESEARCH:
POVERTY-STRICKEN BOY
"COULDN'T WAIT TO
RELIEVE HIS LUST.
A NEARBY MOTEL:
"WHERE HE RAVISHES
THE STUNNING BRALESS
AND NEARLY UNCONSCIOUS
AUTHOR."
WELL, I AM... OOH!
UNEMPLOYED, BUT I WOULDN' EXACTLY CALL MYSELF
DESTITUTE, LAURA.
AND WHO WANTS:
TO RAVISH WHO?
RAVISH WHOM?
IF YOU CAN.
YOUR BUSINESS.
YOU KNOW I'M CRAZY
ABOUT YOU, DON'T YOU, LAURA?
YOU ARE CRAZY. PERIOD.
BUT NOT ONLY:
IN A BAD WAY.
LET'S TALK.
IS TALK:
THE FOUR-LETTER WORD
TO THE HOSPITAL.
LET ME HAVE:
MY CAR KEYS, HELEN.
( knocking on door )
PLEASE ENTER.
TO YOU, DR. HEINE.
I'M DANIEL TOPLER--
FOR THE WEEKEND,
AND GET ACQUAINTED.
THAT DR. BERNSTEIN
AND I HAVE.
OF HIS ILLNESS.
PROBABLY WON' MAKE IT, I IMAGINE.
- YES.
WELL, I WOULD LIKE
WHILE I'M HERE, I WOULD
LIKE TO GET THE KEYS TO MY CAR
FOR A CAB.
THANK YOU FOR:
COMING, DANIEL.
AUF WIEDERSEHEN.
I DON'T THINK
CAN HELP YOU.
HAVE A PLEASANT WEEKEND.
THAT SCARFY THING.
MY, OH, MY.
LOOK WHAT BIRD:
NEXT DOOR.
STILL FEELING HUFFY,
JUST COMING TO THE BASH EARLY?
- LOOK, BRUCIE--
- SO IT'S BRUCIE
AGAIN, IS IT?
OUT THE WINDOW, TOO?
SHENANIGANS, OLD MAN,
AND I'LL BE FORCED
MY INVITATION LIST.
I'M SORRY FOR
THE OTHER NIGHT.
EXACTAMENT, MON AMI.
MY APOLOGIES:
TO THE CHIPSTER.
POOR GUY COULDN' FORCE A LIFE-SIZE
PLASTIC DOLL:
- HE'S TRIED, I ASSURE YOU.
WE'VE KNOWN
EACH OTHER FOREVER.
SO... YOU'RE HERE
TO CAROUSE NICELY
THIS TIME?
PARTAKE OF THE PIXIE DUS THAT YOU SERVE AT THE PARTIES?
ME? NO, NEVER
TOUCH THE STUFF.
NEVER?
DON'T YOU REMEMBER
ON CHRISTMAS VACATION?
YOU GOT SO STONED THA WE HAD TO CARRY YOU
MM-HMM.
YOU BEGGED US:
OTHERWISE YOU MIGHT NO GET THE AWARD FOR
HEAD STUDENT AGAIN.
SO SPACED OUT.
WE ALL DID.
NO, DANDY MAN.
ONLY YOU.
ALL FAKED IT.
BUT FIRST...
THE FAVOR.
THAT WON'T BE
NECESSARY, PIROT.
WHAT THE HELL:
WAS THAT FOR?
THE DRUGS I'VE TAKEN
YOU COULD'VE BEEN
A BETTER FRIEND... BRUCIE.
YOU WERE ALWAYS:
THE BRILLIANT ONE
IN SCHOOL, DAN.
EVERYTHING ALWAYS CAME
I SWEAR,
NO.
AND SOME MONEY.
AGAIN FROM AMSTERDAM.
BUSINESS, DANNY.
COME TO:
CHARLOTTE'S
YES. COME NOW.
SO DAN THINKS:
HE'S INVINCIBLE, DOES HE?
( knocking on door )
YOU DIDN'T TELL ME
WE WERE GOING BOWLING, CHARLIE.
I WOULD'VE BROUGH MY OWN BALL.
LET'S DO LUNCH.
JUST VISITING.
BARRY'S NEXT.
I'M WORRIED.
HELEN SAID YOU LEF L.F.O.D. HOURS AGO.
HEAVY TRAFFIC, LAURA,
BUT I'LL BE A THE HOSPITAL SOON.
BARRY, OPEN UP
THE DOOR NOW.
ZOE?
A PLEASANT SURPRISE,
WHAT'S THE MATTER, ZOE?
YOU SEEM DISTRESSED.
THE BEDROOM NOW.
( chuckles )
YOU ARE GOING:
TO BED ALONE.
DO NOT COME OU UNTIL THE MORNING.
WOMEN.
Charlotte:
IT WASPLEASE FORGIVE ME, LAURA.
THAT WAS CHARLIE, HUH?
JUST LEAVE.
THE DOOR OPENS,
I SELL INSURANCE,
AND I NEED TO:
- GET OUT.
SECURITY? YES, THERE IS
A DANGEROUS INTRUDER
MY FATHER'S ROOM.
WELL, THAT DEPENDS,
SAYS THE SALESMAN.
THE PREMIUM CHECKS?
THE DOCTOR'S DAUGHTER
THAN WITH HER:
SORCERESS FRIEND.
YOU KNOW, YOU ONLY GO YOURSELF TO BLAME,
BECAUSE I'M NO LEAVING HERE... EVER.
SUIT YOURSELF, ZOE DEAR.
YOU'LL BE COMMITTING YOURSELF
TO A BORING PROFESSOR'S LIFE
OF LECTURES ON:
DEAD GREEK POETS,
TRIPS TO MOUNTAIN
OBSERVATORIES,
AND SEASON TICKETS
TO THE YANKEES.
AHA! THAT'S IT!
YOU'RE A GONER NOW
FOR SURE.
THIS IS YOUR LAS CHANCE TO BOLT, PROFESSOR.
MY THINGS OVER.
BE CAREFUL WITH THAT TELESCOPE.
CHARLOTTE DAVIDSON WANT FROM ME?
MAYBE YOU'RE NOT GONNA
JOCKEY SHORTS, AFTER ALL.
A LEGAL SHARK.
AL! AL, YOU OKAY?
MY PITY PITCH:
WATCH AND LEARN.
ALBERT, WHAT'S THE MATTER?
HARRIET, DARLING,
IS THAT YOU?
I CAN'T SEE.
HARRIET. HARRIET,
ALWAYS REMEMBER:
THAT I LOVED YOU,
AND IN HEAVEN,
- FORGIVE ME?
- YES.
YES, FORGIVE YOU,
BUT NOT YOUR:
SHYSTER LAWYER.
CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I DON'T THINK THA WILL BE NECESSARY, ALBERT.
I THINK A LITTLE
MOUTH-TO-MOUTH RESUSCITATION
- YES, MOUTH-TO-MOUTH.
MOUTH-TO-MOUTH.
GO AHEAD AND:
SAVE YOUR FRIEND.
HUH?
- WHO ME?
ALL RIGHT,
TAKE MY JOCKEYS.
PRACTICE TO MEDIATION.
AS A COUPLE.
I NEVER WANTED:
A DIVORCE,
OR THE MONEY.
BUT YOU NEEDED:
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