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to The Screamer

Griffin, this chick is amazing

Which is why I invited her

over here today

Yes, sir

And we're gonna be right here

to make sure you go through with it

Got your little sister's baby monitor

hooked up in your room

And we're gonna have the other end

right here so we can listen in

No Not happening, guys

- Not happening?

- No

- Yes Yes

- No No

Well, that's what you think

- Oh Too late

- Oh, I love it!

Go ahead

- Hi, I'm... I'm Mike

- Where's your room?

Oh, my God

Oh, sh*t

Oh, my God

I can't believe this

Come here

Oh, sh*t

Whoa, you're taking your shirt off

immediately like that,

it's kinda tough for me to say no.

You hear that, man?

The shirt just came off!

- It's on!

- Oh, it is on, all right

Put it in me

Why... why don't I just grab

some ear plugs real quick?

Oh, my God,

what should I do?

Oh, hell no, man, is it broke?

What are you waiting for?

I'm sorry I...

I can't do this

What?

There's this girl in my high school,

and I... I really like her

Great I didn't have a back-up plan

Now I've gotta go f*** a trucker

or a cab driver or

a homeless guy

Do you possibly think that maybe

you could go through the back door?

Just so you know

you're givin' up a sure thing

Your friend said that

you were desperate for it

Last chance

Man, all the settin' up we did,

he better not be pussin' out

He's definitely pussing out

Let's go see what's going on

with the dumb-ass

You like that, don't you?

Ha ha! We back in action!

Oh, Mike!

Yeah, Mike!

Whoo-hoo!

Man, you hear that?

Yeah!

Ride it! Ride it!

My boy's goin' strong to the hole,

I'm tellin' ya!

- She's going nuts!

- She wasn't that crazy with me

Ahem

Hi Have you guys

seen my purse?

Oh, Mike! You're so big!

Ahh! Ahh! Oh, Mike,

I've never been f***ed so good!

Cover your ears! I'm about to cum!

I'm Cumming! I'm Cumming!

Aaah! Aaah! Aaah! Aaah!

Oh! Oh! You're such a beast!

I'm your big daddy

Mike, I'm... cover your ears!

Shh! Shh! Oh! Oh!

All right, home stretch

Oh, like that! Oh, like that!

Oh, like that!

Oh, my God, oh, my God

I'm in love, Mike

I love you

I love you, Mike

Let them know you worked it,

dust it off and jerk it

So was it as good for you guys

as it was for me?

You know, I would tell you

to go f*** yourself,

but it sounds like you just did

Now, Suzy,

I don't know how to tell you this,

so I'm just gonna come right out and say it.

Say it.

I've been

sleeping with your mom.

- Hank, come on

- What?

You know I made

an abstinence pledge

I promised myself I'd wait

until I was sure

it was with the right guy

I thought I was the right guy

You might be

I'm just not sure yet

But I like you a lot

Hi, sexually frustrated teenager!

I'm Blue Bally!

And if you and your girlfriend

don't have sex soon,

you're gonna wind up with

a serious case of blue-balls!

That's right!

Your nuts are gonna turn blue

Aw, don't be afraid

I'm here to help

You've been stiff as a board

for the last two hours

That means you're reaching

a critical moment

where that good tingly feeling

down there

can quickly turn into

an achy not-so-good feeling!

Wh... what do you mean?

See, Hank, right now

your testicles are filled with semen,

and only a little bit's dripping out

That's called pre-cum

What you want to do is ejaculate

Otherwise, that back up of jizz

will cause pressure in your nut sack

to the point of making you nauseous

In fact, your genitals can increase

in size 25 to 50% That's huge!

- So, what do I do?

- From where I'm sittin,'

even if your girlfriend

won't have intercourse with you,

the least you should be able to do

is to score a hand job

Judy?

L... I want you to know that

I really do care about you

And I've known that since the first time

I saw you in Bible Study class

Uh-huh

uh-huh

uh-huh

- Uh-oh That's not good

- What do you mean?

With that kind of arousal,

it's only a matter of seconds

before full-on irreversible

blue balls!

You better go to the bathroom

and jerk off, right now

- Here?

- Yes! Go!

There's no time to waste!

Go! Get going!

It's a medical emergency!

Oh, yeah, you won't

see this on children's television!

Blue Bally!

Hope you like sloppy seconds!

Hah!

Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!

Man, I'm never gonna get laid

I'm such a loser

No, you're not

I met a girl in a chat room

- Did you?

- Yeah

I met in her in Teen lonely boys

'Cause I figure I'm a teen

and I'm lonely

Anyways, it's crazy,

there's not a lot of girls

in that chat room

It's mostly older guys

interested in photography

That's kind of creepy

It is at first, but, you know,

once I made it clear

that I was a teen boy

in the market for a teen girl,

ladies were just

coming out of the woodwork

And now I have a girlfriend

Her name is Randy

Isn't that a guy's name?

It's both I...

I mean, she says

she gets that all the time

- She send you a picture?

- No Uh... but I sent her tons of mine

Most of them are naked

It's awesome

Well, maybe I'll give it a try

And maybe if you're lucky someday,

you'll have a Randy, just like me

"Sweeety Pi"

Accept

Hi.

Hi.

Sex chat?

Sure.

Okay. I'm dressed in a tight mini-dress

walking down a dark alley.

I'm completely alone and vulnerable.

Then you appear out of the shadows.

You wear all black,

with a ski mask over your head.

You approach me menacingly

and say?...

Hey, what's up.

Was that wrong?

Menacing.

Okay

What are you doing in my alley?

Oh, no. You stay away from me.

I'm lost, alone, and half-naked.

But I have Mace.

Don't try and take advantage of me.

Okay, sorry, no problem.

Do you need cab money?

Be aggressive. I want it.

Oh Weird

I'm afraid I don't care about Mace.

Prepare to be attacked.

Sexually.

That was amazing.

We should meet.

Come to 429 Covington Avenue,

apartment 8,

tomorrow night at 10:00.

Wear a mask.

Take me against my will.

Don't break character.

- Oh, hello, dear

- Oh, hey, Jane

Doing anything special tonight?

Nope, just baking cookies

for my niece

Oh

Just a second!

Did somebody order the rape?

Aaaah!

Whoo! Oooh!

So far so good

Uh, you can run but you can't hide

from forced sexual intercourse,

you know what I mean ma'am?

Get out!

God, be careful!

You're gonna hurt me!

I mean, you won't be so feisty

when I'm violating you

Sexually

I'm bleeding!

That wont stop me!

No, you don't

Oh

I'm sorry, I'll pay for this

You stay back I'm warning you!

Uh, I'm scared, yeah, yeah

I'm scared and...

Oh, my God!

What is it?! What is it!?

Oh, God!

Oh, it's burning!

Aaaah!

Did somebody order the rape?

Fred

Oh Hey, Betty

- Hey

- How's it goin?'

What's wrong?

Oh, it's just been kind of

a crazy week

It's a long story, though

You know, Fred,

I've been thinking

we've been friends

for a really long time

Yeah Yeah, we have

Maybe it's time we take things

to the next level

Next level?

Wow

Next level!

Hey, baby, this is for you.

I love you.

You're the only one for me.

I hope you enjoy.

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