Family Guy Presents: Something, Something, Something, Dark Side Page #5

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Maybe we'd do !t occas!onally,

but !t's not we!rd, you know,

'cause we're just two guys

w!th rag!ng goals, you know?

l mean, !t's not even about

the do!ng !t part,

but that's a part of !t,

but !t's not the whole th!ng.

(SCREAMlNG)

Hey, d!d you see a hand come down here?

No.

(LUKE SCREAMlNG)

(GRUNTlNG)

Ben. Ben.

Le!a. Le!a.

Tom Selleck.

Le!a.

Luke. Turn the sh!p around.

l know where Luke !s.

What, are you out of your m!nd?

What about those f!ghters?

l sa!d turn us around!

WOMAN. (SINGING) Turn the ship around

Leia knows where Luke is

Turn it upside down

Take it back to Bespin

ls that h!m?

LElA:
l don't know.

Luke, !f that's you, wave your r!ght hand!

No, your r!ght hand.

LUKE:
lt's me, you f***ers!

-Luke.

-Yeah.

-Luke?

-Yeah?

-Wa!t. Luke Skywalker?

-Yeah.

Oh, my God! Th!s !s so stup!d,

l was try!ng to call Luke Adams.

H!s number !s r!ght next to yours

!n my helmet.

So, how's everyth!ng been go!ng

s!nce our f!ght?

lt's good.

And, you know,

the offer's stiII open for the whoIe

''two dudes running the gaIaxy''pIan.

Yeah, l!sten, l gotta go.

Sure, sure, you're busy. It's okay.

All r!ght. Well, l'll talk to you

later, Luke Skywalker, r!ght?

-Yeah.

-Okay.

Prepare to lock the tractor beam

onto the M!llenn!um Falcon.

All r!ght, Chew!e, punch !t!

Oh, man. All r!ght,

someone's gett!ng choked over th!s.

Who was !n charge of the tractor beam?

That was me.

Oh, yeah? Well...

You have fa!led me for the last t!me.

-l can st!ll breathe just f!ne.

-l know.

-You're chok!ng my...

-Yup. 'Cause l'm upset w!th you.

For the tractor beam th!ng.

Don't worry, we'll f!nd Jabba the Hutt

and that bounty hunter,

and we'll get Han back.

Why are you wear!ng Han's clothes?

Ser!ously, watch the actual mov!e.

Lando !s wear!ng Han's clothes

!n th!s scene. lt's really we!rd.

Take care, you two.

May the Force be w!th you.

CHEWIE. There he goes with that crap

again. Keep it in church, man.

All r!ght. ls th!s th!ng good to go?

Yeah, but pract!ce on a hot dog f!rst.

Otherw!se you m!ght r!p your d!ck off.

ARTOO:
Someday, l'm gonna buy my moms

a place w!th a v!ew l!ke th!s.

(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLA YING)

(MUSIC STOPS )

Wa!t a m!nute. Th!s !s how !t ends?

There's so many quest!ons

left unanswered.

Are you Luke Skywalker?

-Yeah.

-l've got someth!ng for you.

A letter.

''Dear Luke, !f my calculat!ons are correct,

''you should rece!ve th!s letter at the exact

moment the DeLorean van!shed.

''l have been l!v!ng happ!ly

for the past s!x months !n the year 1885.

''The l!ghtn!ng bolt that...''

(GASPS ) 1885! The doc's al!ve!

l mean, he's !n the Old West,

but he's al!ve!

The end.

(ALL CHEERlNG)

Well, let's see Robot Chicken top th!s one.

Actually, l th!nk they d!d a pretty good job

of that already, Dad.

Well, l'll have to take your word for !t.

l don't watch Comedy Central.

lt's on Cartoon Network's Adult Sw!m, Dad.

l'm pretty sure you know that.

l don't know that.

l haven't seen that show !n a wh!le

and l don't know that anyone else has.

l th!nk plenty of people have.

The!r fans are pretty loyal to them.

Oh, yeah? All 42 of them?

(SlGHS ) l'm not gonna let you get to me

th!s t!me, Dad.

l'm not gonna let you get to me.

Well, maybe l got t!me

for another story then.

lt's called Without A PaddIe.

F*** you, Dad!

Engl!sh - US - SDH

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