Fantozzi Alla Riscossa Page #6

Did you understand the colour game

Silvani, Silvani.

In my honour !

You see, miss...

It's a sign from above.

Come on, little doves.

Did you understand what he meant by "Little Doves"....

Come on,

Climb, please !

Climb !

Climb, miss !

You won't carry me over the doorstep like a bride, Fantozzi ?

Like this, hold her in your arms !

How did it go ?

I can't remember.

- One, two, three 9 and...

- What the hell...

- Can't you look where you're going ?

- What are you saying ? You're not italian ?

Easy, Fantozzi !

Home, sweet home !

Fantozzi decided to look for a new girlfriend

Using the latest technology.

My tongue is a little dry because I'm nervous.

I would like one younger than my wife

One like this, with.....

She should be very young and ....

The computer will pick her.

After this, you will need to answer some questions.

What is your zodiac sign ?

Me..... after....

Favourite song.

Orieta Berti with the wonderful song

"Because the boat goes by" !

To give the computer the necessary information

for creating a profile as accurate as possible...

Fantozzi underwent a terrible inquiry.

comprising of 1800 questions.

They even needed his somatico-biological data.

One.....

It reads three...

- It reads twenty.

- Twenty !

- But here there's no reading !

- What do you mean, there's no reading ?

Let's magnify the area !

Let's magnify again.

Excuse me ! But you can see something.

It's visible. Right ?

Get off !

Your examination is finished !

We think we found your match.

- What match ?

- Your perfect woman.

We will give you

all the details about the meeting.

For 15 days, Fantozzi has terorrized the agency with his phone calls.

And finally the computer found his match.

The meeting point was set in the orange tree garden.

The lady's nickname was, "Shy hope".

His was, "Rambo 39".

The recognition sign was to wear a red carnation on the chest.

The computer hadn't taken into account that...

At the same time, in that very spot

The yearly socialist women's meeting was taking place.

He was ready to leave, when......

- Rambo 39 ?

- Yes, it's me !

But it's you, Pina !

- You are "Rambo 39" ?

- And you are "Shy Hope" ?

I also tried to start over, Ugo.

You know, Mariangela has insisted a lot.

In computer terms, you are my perfect match.

And you are mine.

- How much did you pay, Pina ?

- A million.

And a million from me.

For a couple, two million.

Thieves !

You know Ugo, if you are not happy with what the computer picked...

If you're looking for something better,

I quit.

What are you saying there ?

The computer is never wrong.

I'm hopeless.

No ! I meant...

I can't find a better one.

No. Just a second.

You are without a doubt, unique for me.

The best pair.

Are you sure, Ugo ?

You were so unhappy with me.

No, Pina !

I was unhappy with myself.

If you accept me as I am

I will accept you too.

- OK. Should we go home ?

- Let's go !

I'd still like to ask you one last thing.

What do you feel for me ?

I respect you very much, Ugo.

To the sea.....

OK, let's go !

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