Fantozzi Alla Riscossa Page #5

she made a fool of me in front of everybody.

Maybe he would like to start a new life, your honour.

Sign here !

May I still sign, Pina Fantozzi ?

As a first step on his road to a new life

Fantozzi decided to pursue an old feeling that he couldn't forget.

For this he requested the help

of an old friend and colleague.

Bad omen Filini !

Where are you Fantozzi ?

Don't be shy.

Get out of there.

Come here !

- What are you doing there, accountant ?

- What do you mean, what am I doing here ?

- You hit me with the drum and...

- Get up, get up !

Listen, are you sure of what you're doing ?

You've just divorced one woman

and you're hooking up with another ?

But this isn't just any other.

- It's miss Silvani !

- Who ?

You don't remember who was miss Floor #4 ?

- Don't shock me ! Should I call them ?

- Go ahead, call them !

Come out !

- What are you still doing down there ?

- I didn't go there on my own accord !

- You got me with the...

- What the hell is down there ?

Look they're here.

Come on, over here !

You hit me with the drum !

Such romantic music !

Puo !

But...

Excuse me for a moment !

About the lyrics. The lady is a bit...

My lady is a bit wilted.

- You don't like this song ?

- Yes, but right now it doesn't fit.

- Let them sing a livelier one !

- Yes, yes !

- Let it be a love song.

- I'm on it !

- Excuse me, Filini !

- Fantozzi !

This song is about death.

Specifically it's going on about the woman's death right about now...

- You don't like this one either ?

- It's horrible !

- Then they'll sing another !

- She had one glass eye.....

Go to hell !

Did you hear what she said ?

That was a clear invitation.

- Would you like a happier song for dancing ?

- Yes, a dance one will do.

Wonderful !

She wants a dance song.

Dancing !

She's dancing ! Ole...

Excuse me, but again these lyrics...

Come here.

Tell them to shut up.

She's going to....

Is that you, Fantozzino ?

Hello !

- Who, me ?

- Not me ! Hello !

Mrs. Silvani lived for a long time with suicidal thoughts.

After dozen of attempts...

She decided to hang herself

with a rope taken from the institute of human relics.

"The Dying Saint".

sees in Fantozzi a desperate last refuge.

and decides to stick to him

as a shell to a rock in the ocean.

Who is it ?

It's me !

Ah, it's you, Fantozzino !

How are you, miss !?

Thank you !

Thank me for what ?

For the beautiful serenade !

I hope you didn't...

I mean that I hope you didn't get upset because of Fonelli.

Me ? On the contrary. I found it

unusual, curious, peculiar.

I'm used to these.

Last week I had a whiny one.

- Boring !

- How... ?

- Sit down, please.

- Where ?

Would you like something to drink ?

- Give me something strong.

- You're incorrigible.

Miss, maybe you didn't know

But I never forgot you, not even for a second.

And I would like you to know that...

For me it meant a lot.

It was something that turned my life around.

At this time, I'm a man who is fully available.

- That witch of the wife of yours died ?

- My wife ?

She's alive and well.

We are getting a divorce.

- I'm here to take a poll.

- Interesting !

- Are you available, miss ?

More available than this....

I mean...

Available, available....

A woman like me...

Is never available!

Never !

I'm sitting on something that is bothering me.

What is this ?

It's my puppy's leash.

- He's by himself all the time.

- Why don't you kick him out?

I'm so disorganized !

I was telling you that among other things

I have half a relationship.

- Only half.

- A gentleman !

One offered me everything.

And I mean everything....

- Starting with a wonderful house in the country.

- Lucky you !

And us, where will we live, Fantozzi ?

Now wait a second......

For the time being, we'll all live together

At Filini's house, the architect !

You know him ? He's a swell guy.

What did you say ? Why do you come

spin my wheels with these sh*t serenades ?

I'd have to live with you and that Filini loser?

Get the hell out of here !

Miss... !

I'll also be buying a house in the country.

As always, Filini finds a solution to the issue.

He found Fantozzi, a great real estate deal.

- Are we there yet ? I'm exhausted.

- What's wrong ?

Now this is beautiful ! What a landscape...

Isn't that so, Fantozzi ?

- And this house where is it ?

- We're almost there. Through here...

The above mentioned area was the sole

still standing even after the blessing by the pope.

And even withstanding Mussolini's strictness !

- What's going on?

- I have a strange feeling....

- Wait, are we sinking ?

- Yes, just a little....

- It's nothing, settle down, miss.

- How should I settle down ?

- Settle down, it's nothing serious.

- Help !

Come, come !

We'll laugh about this later !

- Just watch out for the ones that suck blood.

- What, the ones that suck blood ?

- We've arrived ! This is your new house !

- What ?

- But this is a church !

- It was a dedicated house !

This used to be a place of pilgrimage.

It was a place for Christians.

I renovated it and it became inhabitable.

This is the business you made!

You can't anymore.

I gave them the downpayment.

Look !

Look how nice will be your nest.

What are you doing, Fantozzi ?

I heard a noise and ....

- Are you coming or not ?

- Open that door already !

- Excuse me !

- One, two, three four !

One, six, seven, eight.....

Listen Filini, I don't deny

the solidity of this business...

- But could we lose the down payment ?

- Lose what ?

I left my house because you said you have a villa !

Villa or not, let's go in !

Don't do that, miss.

I'll fix everything !

You know what I'll do ?

I'll bring you home.

Where should I go ?

Where ?

Don't be mad Filini, the house is beautiful.

If she doesn't like it, I....

There's a bell too.

How wonderful !

Did you see ?

We could use it instead of a regular electric one.

Excuse me, but you understood that it was reconditioned...

But of course ! Visitors come, they pull on the rope.

Try it !

- Me ?

- Yes, pull the rope !

I'm not a bellman !

Now I'll pull down on the rope...

- See, it doesn't ring !

- Pull with both hands.

Pull already...

Of course it couldn't ring.

It was empty inside.

Listen how beautiful it rings now.

Excuse me, Filini !

- Where is the little room, for....

- What little room ?

- I need to go to the bathroom.

- There.

In the bell tower ?

It wasn't respectful to do it in the church.

Fantozzi !

How beautiful it is inside!

- Careful with that huge thing...

- I wanted to see what it sounds like.

Where is miss Silvani ?

She went to take care of a little business...

- She went to the little room...

- Where ?

Little ladies room....

- Get up !

- That's it.

I can't take it anymore.

I'm out of here.

- Now, when will everything be ok?

- What is ok ?

There's no more bell.

It was outdated anyway.

- Miss !

- What is it ?

Did you see how it changed the outside look !?

In your honour, I will name it vila Silvana, Silvani !

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