Fat Camp Page #10

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- [gasps]

- [Douglas] Losers! [laughs]

[boy]

Dope, Eddie!

[laughing continues]

- All right, now.

- [man] Oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh

- Oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh

- [laughs]

D-D-Does your mama know

You dance like that?

- [laughs]

- Yeah!

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

- Hey now

- Does your mama know You dance like that?

- What's up?

- Hey

Put your hands in the air

Now jump, jump

Came in here

To have fun, fun

Now do your dance

Don't be shy

Go to work like a 9-to-5

Oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Came in here

To have fun, fun

Oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Does your mama know

You dance like that?

Oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh

[scoffs] Hey, man, you worried about

getting b*tches with that thing?

You got a motherfucking

third leg, bro.

Oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Does your mama know

You dance like that?

Let's go

T-T-Turn up the bass

- Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh

- [Candace] Whoo!

Does your mama know

You dance like that?

Oh, yeah.

[girl] I love you, Kyle!

[girl 2]

Yeah! [laughs]

- What's up? I'm Andy.

- What's up?

You crush my boy's heart,

I'll stomp your skull in.

[Kyle] Carry on.

[song continues]

[giggles]

- Oh!

- Come on!

Get up! Come on! Come on! Yeah!

Get up, everyone! Yeah!

Come on!

Whoo!

Jump! Jump!

Jump! Jump! Jump! Come on!

Come on!

[song ends]

[cheering]

Yeah!

Mm-hmm.

[girl]

Yeah! Whoo-hoo!

Yeah, boys.

[laughs]

That's how you do it, man.

That's how you do it!

- [laughing]

- Dude, that was awesome!

Way to go, bruh.

You're dope.

Proud of y'all, man.

- [Hutch] They ain't see that coming.

- [Marshall] Nope.

[Big Mike on PA]

Attention, campers.

[clears throat] Even though this

may be Camp Vision's last summer,

it's been a great one.

[voice breaks]

I'm not crying.

[click]

Yo, Hutch, Abby.

So, uh, while you were gone, your

kids had their final weigh-in.

And they... lost more fat

than any other cabin.

Yeah. [chuckles]

I don't know what to say. I guess

dance practice paid off, man.

- Thanks, Uncle Mike.

- Unfortunately, since you were technically fired at the time,

I can't give you the money.

Rules, bro.

So, Abby,

the $5,000 is yours.

Hey, come on.

I thought you'd be happier.

I'm not really

used to being a runner-up.

What if there was a way I could make

you happy. You too, Uncle Mike.

Just need

a... little advance though.

Advance on what?

- Oh, yeah.

- I don't like that face.

[Hutch] And with your investment,

we'll create a brand-new program.

Abby and I both have psych degrees, and Big

Mike has been in the business over 20 years.

Adding a psychological

counseling component

to Camp Vision's focus

on diet and exercise

will help us get to the root

of their overeating.

I would help

the male campers and...

My role will be

to tailor a program

to young ladies who tend

to have more intense

but very distinctive body

issues during adolescence.

[Hutch] And the program

would be yearlong,

but we would visit them

at their homes

to make sure they're

maintaining their exercises

and train our staff to connect

with their hearts and minds

and not just their bellies

and b*tch tits.

- B*tch tits?

- Did he say "b*tch tits"?

Look, it's not just about

shaping these kids up.

It's about connecting

with their lives.

I really love these kids.

- Thank you.

- [man] Thank you. Thank you.

- Sorry about the b*tch tits.

- No. Okay.

[Hutch chuckles]

I see.

All right, well,

thank you for the call.

What'd they say?

Uh, they said

they liked the proposal,

but if we want the job, we're gonna

have to give a lot of sloppy blow jobs.

I'm serious, a**hole.

- They said, "Welcome aboard."

- Ah! [laughs]

I am so proud of you.

Damn. I have never had anybody

say that to me before.

- We have to celebrate.

- We do.

You're right. I got this

dope dinner spot, right?

I actually had

a different idea.

Oh, this could be dinner too.

[funk plays]

[Big Mike]

Fat Camp's over, y'all.

I don't need to lose weight.

I'm a frickin' stud.

[Big Mike]

Yeah.

Big Mike comin' at ya.

Jamar Hilton Jeffers

reporting for camp, sir!

[Big Mike]

That's right, fatties. Yeah.

[Big Mike grunts]

No homo.

Right. I'm not

doing that anymore.

[Big Mike] Was it good for you...

like it was for me?

That's right, fatty.

We're gonna get your skinny on.

[grunts]

Super fat now.

Uh-huh. [grunts]

I will get you.

I'ma get you hard.

Uh! Fat Camp, y'all.

Get your boogie on.

Come on now.

We're goin' year-round.

Ha!

We're goin' year-round!

Has this ever happened to you?

[stammering]

Ha!

[shutter clicking]

Hmm!

- [laughing] Take three. Marker.

- Ha!

Oh! Still nailed it!

Whoo! Can't stop!

- Mmm!

- I'm getting out!

Yeah, I did it!

Whoo!

Whoo... Oh, wait.

Move the hand down and get

that ass, right there.

Uh.

I got my own ass

to grab.

All us people have secrets that

we don't want to tell anybody

because we wanna

feel safe.

Oh, wait, no.

That's not my line.

What do you mean,

"No"?

- [laughing]

- That's right, fatties.

- Hey, I tried to save you.

- I know.

[chattering]

[laughing]

Before I met you, I...

I've never looked at someone

Candace's size, at all.

Oh!

Big Mike, y'all.

And I'll keep comin'

till I got ripped abs,

chiseled delts and

overweight calf muscles.

- [director] Take it back from...

- [laughing]

"Overweight calf muscles."

Thank you, I wanted to

look like a pencil today.

You think

prison rape is bad.

Try getting your little doo-doo

puss tape-f***ed by a guy...

[laughing]

[Big Mike] Ow!

- Do that again. Ah!

- Okay.

[Hutch] What the f***? [laughs]

- [Big Mike] Do your exercise.

- All right.

- Ah!

- Do your jumping jacks.

- Got it?

- [laughing]

Do your push-ups.

Son of a b*tch.

So... Goddamn it.

Hey.

Mmm!

[man] We're set.

Got everything

going in action.

Now here we go.

- [laughs] What...

- All right.

I'm not playin'

with you, Chris.

I heard it. I heard, Mom,

and my name's Hutch.

I mean Hutch. Why I wanna

f***in' call you Chris?

[crew laughing]

'Cause you love me

already, girl!

Ow!

[Hutch] I'm like the male version

of you with lighter skin.

No, you're not the male...

I'm the male version of me.

- [crew laughing]

- Super fat.

Super.

Super fat now.

Uh.

That motherf***er

cleared me. [laughs]

I-I... I went...

I almost went like that.

- Mmm!

- Phew.

[laughing]

- [laughing]

- Ow!

Mmm!

Get your boogie on.

Get your groove on.

One time now.

Two times now.

Three time now.

Don't hurt yourself now.

'Bout to get skinny.

Yeah, what's the commotion?

We in motion.

Uh. Yeah.

[snickering]

- [laughing]

- [woman] My God, that's amazing!

- [farting sound]

- [laughing]

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