Father of the Year Page #10
- TV-14
- Year:
- 2018
- 94 min
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[PJ chuckling]
I couldn't be more thrilled knowing that
he's going to protect our country.
-Whoo!
-[all cheering]
Yeah, Lar-bear!
Oh, man. I can taste it.
I actually like it. Is that bad?
Aiden, please stop that.
Stop what? He said he likes it.
I'm asking you to stop. Okay?
You should listen to what I'm saying.
You'd be lucky to become
half the man that Larry is.
What do you know? You're a wuss.
Excuse me? Uh...
I did beat the living crap
out of Wayne here.
He probably let you win.
You need to shut the f*** up!
[crowd gasping]
Thank you, Krystal.
Um...
Aiden is right. He, uh...
He did let me win.
So, Wayne, why don't you and I
fight right now, for real?
What? Come on, Mardy.
This is a joyous occasion.
What, are you afraid, huh?
You afraid, Wayne?
-Watch your mouth, big boy.
-Oh.
You don't want this sh*t-storm. Benzo?
F*** him up, Dad.
-Show Aiden who's boss, Dad.
-Yeah!
Oh, I got the f***ing green light.
We're doing this!
Let's go.
[crowd cheering]
[both yelling]
[both grunting]
That was pathetic.
Yep. You wanna get a beer?
-Yeah, dude. Sure.
-Yeah.
[PJ] Hey, guys, who do you think
[Larry] Definitely Ben.
[Meredith] This Ben? Not a chance.
[Ben] Okay. All right.
[Meredith] How could I marry you?
Your penis looks like a testicle.
[PJ chuckles]
And, Larry, dude, your dad had no right
to yell at Aiden like that.
He's a good boy.
Ruth. Ruth. Are you awake?
-Larry?
-I ship off tomorrow morning.
hang out for a little bit?
[chuckles]
You make me feel so young.
Wig on or wig off?
Leave it on.
-I'll bang it off.
-Ooh!
That's three.
[Mardy] Get your beard on my back, now.
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