Father of the Year Page #10

Synopsis: When two buddies' drunken debate about whose father would win in a fight is taken seriously by one of their fathers, things go bad. Jobs are lost, relationships ruined, futures destroyed, ...
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Tyler Spindel
Production: Netflix
 
IMDB:
5.2
Rotten Tomatoes:
0%
TV-14
Year:
2018
94 min
1,764 Views


[PJ chuckling]

I couldn't be more thrilled knowing that

he's going to protect our country.

-Whoo!

-[all cheering]

Yeah, Lar-bear!

Oh, man. I can taste it.

I actually like it. Is that bad?

Aiden, please stop that.

Stop what? He said he likes it.

I'm asking you to stop. Okay?

You should listen to what I'm saying.

You'd be lucky to become

half the man that Larry is.

What do you know? You're a wuss.

Excuse me? Uh...

I did beat the living crap

out of Wayne here.

He probably let you win.

You need to shut the f*** up!

[crowd gasping]

Thank you, Krystal.

Um...

Aiden is right. He, uh...

He did let me win.

So, Wayne, why don't you and I

fight right now, for real?

What? Come on, Mardy.

This is a joyous occasion.

What, are you afraid, huh?

You afraid, Wayne?

-Watch your mouth, big boy.

-Oh.

You don't want this sh*t-storm. Benzo?

F*** him up, Dad.

-Show Aiden who's boss, Dad.

-Yeah!

Oh, I got the f***ing green light.

We're doing this!

Let's go.

[crowd cheering]

[both yelling]

[both grunting]

That was pathetic.

Yep. You wanna get a beer?

-Yeah, dude. Sure.

-Yeah.

[PJ] Hey, guys, who do you think

is gonna get married first?

[Larry] Definitely Ben.

[Meredith] This Ben? Not a chance.

[Ben] Okay. All right.

[Meredith] How could I marry you?

Your penis looks like a testicle.

[PJ chuckles]

And, Larry, dude, your dad had no right

to yell at Aiden like that.

He's a good boy.

Ruth. Ruth. Are you awake?

-Larry?

-I ship off tomorrow morning.

I was thinking maybe we could

hang out for a little bit?

[chuckles]

You make me feel so young.

Wig on or wig off?

Leave it on.

-I'll bang it off.

-Ooh!

That's three.

[Mardy] Get your beard on my back, now.

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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