Fawlty Towers Page #4

What did you use? An Rsj? No, four by two.

Not bad, eh, dear? And not expensive.

I mean, for the Lintel.

Did you use an Rsj? You know, and iron girder? Or did you use a concrete lintel? No, a wooden one.

But that's a supporting wall.

What? Thanks very much for coming over this morning Just a minute.

That isn't strong enough? That's a supporting wall, Mrs.

Fawlty.

It could give way at any moment.

Any moment? God help the floors above.

Keep this door shut until I can get a screwjack to prop it up before the lot comes down.

Cowboys.

Basil? Basil?! Basil! Where are you going? I'm going to see Mr.

O'Reilly, dear.

Then I think I might go to Canada.

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