Fifty Pills Page #3

Im gonna bust a motherfuckin cap

in his ass. - Shoot your foot off.

Hey, you aint never shot a gun before.

- Yeah, I have, dude.

I f***in know how to use this sh*t.

I read the instructions, motherfucka.

I am technically a virgin.

- Oh, yeah.

Whatever.

Don't let her give you

the wrong impression.

Unless you think it might

be the right impression.

All right, then. So lets

get down to business.

Yeah, great. These are 20

apiece. And, how many do you need?

We need four.

Eighty bucks?

Would you excuse us for

just one second? Just

Well, we do have an hour or so to kill.

How about a proposition?

Okay.

Maybe thered be some other

way of paying for these pills?

I don't know exactly what you mean.

Wed have a real good time,

if you know what I mean.

I'm gonna f*** you with my strap on.

I am not really in the position to be

Oh, I like your choice of words.

Position. So. What do you say? Hm?

No, I cant. I'm sorry.

Twenty apiece. I'm sorry.

Fine.

Thanks.

- Yeah. - Thank you.

Kay. See ya later.

Here we go, here we go. Coleman,

you little f***in slut. Graves Hall.

They don't give you the

f***in room number, though.

I don't know why you're wasting

your time with the little b*tch.

Its the principle of the matter, bro.

- Man, what are you talkin about?

Tell him, tell him. Tell him.

Principle of the matter. And don't

be using my sh*t to prove your point.

Whatever. - Its something I

came up with a few years back.

You know, its like a philosophy.

You know, its kind of like a force.

A force. - But the principle of the

matter here is I don't feel like

chasin some little college

biotch around all day.

You know what?

I'm with him. Im with him.

No, no, but you know

what? You know what?

Its 'cause you don't understand.

You guys don't understand. Thats why.

I understand fine. And I think

Little Steve understands fine, too.

You couldnt handle your junk, you

sh*t your pants doin the Hammer dance.

I mean, good God, who

wouldnt blame somebody else?

I've done the Hammer dance so many

times, I never sh*t in my pants.

I know it was the coke, dude.

He was dealing some bunk sh*t.

Oh, my God. - Okay? You don't

do that to other people.

People don't do that to other people.

You don't do that to other people?

Whats it, bad for business?

Its drug dealing, ya a**hole.

Not the most ethical business in the

world. God. Whats he talkin about?

F*** youse. - F*** it. Jesus.

All we gotta do is get in the dorm.

Man, I used to date this chick, she

went to school there, and they got this,

coat of arms sh*t where they

don't, like, lock the doors or some sh*t.

Oh, sh*t.

Man, its honor code, man.

Honor code.

- Yeah, the f***in honor code.

You ever go to college? - Yeah I went

to college. I went to junior college.

You used to pick me

up every day, remember?

Junior college for Junior Sanchez.

Thats funny, yeah, yeah. Thats

funny, thats funny. F*** you, man.

Oh, I love you, Coleman.

I know.

You know what?

I know you love me, and

I really like you for that.

So say it, then.

I really like you. A lot.

Oh my God.

You know what?

Oh, sh*t. Should I get this?

No. I think you

should get out, is more like it.

Look, don't be irrational, okay?

I drove all the way down here.

Yeah, and you

won't even say I love you.

Well, thats a word I like to

save for very special situations.

I am your girlfriend.

- Okay.

Since the ninth grade!

- Yeah, I see where you're going here.

I don't even know

why I put up with this anymore.

You know, honey, this

might be important.

You know what? I think

you should just get out.

I don't even wanna look

at you right now. Get out.

Oh, right. Here we go again. Okay.

You slept with my sister. - Yeah, and

I thought we were past that already.

Out!

Wait.

You know, its not like I slept

with some random girl, okay?

At least you know her.

- Out!

Fine. Fine.

F***!

Press pound for more options.

- I hate you, Coleman.

#PETUNIA#

Come on in, its open.

Hello. I'm sorry, I think

I just have the wrong house.

Are you sure? You're the young

man with the ecstasy, arent you?

I guess so.

Well just go on downstairs. My

granddaughter is waiting for you.

Go on.

Okay.

Yes.

Yes. You like that, you b*tch.

What? What?

What are you looking

at? F*** you. F*** you.

F***. Yeah, take it,

take it, you love it.

Yes. You like that?

What the f*** do you want?

Didnt you call me?

I mean, this is

Shut up. Come here.

What, you want to be one

of my little b*tches, too?

No, no. I'm not really,

I don't... I don't wanna be

B*tch. Say it. Its, uh,

its healthy. It feels good.

A b*tch.

- Say it! Scream it!

B*tch! B*tch! B*tch!

- Good. Now come here.

Sh*t, sorry, dude. Sorry, man.

- Shut up. He probably liked it.

Do you have what I want?

They're in my pocket.

And you... I can't really

get into my pocket right now

if your hands is and my balls.

Fine by me. No fun for you.

How many do you want?

Well, I need one for myself,

three for these pathetic creatures,

and three for the pathetic a**holes

I have coming next hour. So, seven.

Yeah. Thats $140.

I bind them so they cannot move.

And then, and only then

I give them the ecstasy.

No touch. No movement.

It is the modern future of

sadomasochistic torture, if you ask me.

Yeah. Sounds cool.

Yes, its cool, its really

cool. Stupid idiot money.

Petunia, honey. Jessicas on the phone.

Grandma! Its Madam P. In this room,

I am known as Madam P.

All right, honey.

Leave now.

- Yes, Petunia. Madam. Madam.

And you! And you! You b*tch.

Shut up. Shut up, Seoul Man, shut up!

Seoul Man?

- Yeah, you like that?

Seoul Man was something

of a New York legend.

The biggest, baddest, Blackest drug

dealer you'd ever seen in your life.

And I just stepped on his hand.

Hello?

- Hi. Is this Darren, the ecstasy guy?

Yeah.

- So it is true.

Gracie?

Whered you hear that from?

Well, darling, its all anyone

is talking about these days.

Thats just fantastic.

I'm just kidding. I saw Daniel

in Liquid Sky a few minutes ago.

Meet me in my room in, like, 15

minutes. Were just getting back.

Will do. See ya then.

Sh*t.

Goddamn it, Michelle. What

in the hell are you doing?

Trust me, its better. It used

to smell like 1969 in here.

Relax. Paul is gone for the weekend.

I know, but Albert is roaming the halls,

and hes, like, tougher than a tiger.

A tiger. - Yes.

And speaking of tigers,

I have planned the ultimate

door party for this evening.

Well, what the hell does

that have to do with a tiger?

No idea.

So.

I have to pee.

Thank you. Thats very helpful.

Hey.

- Hey.

Shes driving me up the wall.

I can tell.

So why are you doing this? Seriously?

You know why.

I wish you would have told

me about it this morning.

I didnt know I was gonna do it.

Can you just get a loan or something?

I tried that. I mean, I'm on

probation. I cant get a loan.

You just, you gotta find something else.

Okay. Ill try. I really will try.

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