Fifty Pills Page #4
All systems are go.
- My turn.
I feel left out of this.
Were doing a cleanse. - My idea.
- Go figure.
So I was thinking. I don't
even know why I would help you,
but I do have my cousin Ralphie that
might be interested that
I could possibly call.
Oh, thanks, yeah.
Hes a little weird.
Really sweet, though.
He dropped out of BC three years
ago, after he inherited his trust
when he turned 21. And then he
won the lottery like a week later.
I would have dropped out too.
No, see, thats the thing. He
didnt win, like, the big lottery.
He just won, like, 20 scratch off
tickets that he cashed out for $7,000.
But he said it was a sign from God.
Anyways, now hes just
a lonely Internet trader.
Like you'll be someday.
- Thanks, Pothead.
You should call
him, probably, maybe.
Don't tell Gracie about this, kay?
Just, I kinda wanna keep her out of it.
Sure.
- Thank you.
Oh, please, no more.
You are such a c*nt.
Shes not a c*nt, shes
the coolest girl I know.
Can I be a c*nt when I grow up?
Only if you work really,
really hard at it.
Okay. Hey, don't forget.
Six oclock, homeless kids,
Christmas trees, got it.
Get off my bed.
- F*** you, b*tch.
#RALPHIE#
Hey, hey hows it goin?
- Ralph?
Come on in, yeah, yeah, absolutely.
Hey, hey, you want a
beer or something, man?
I got Carl Strauss,
southern Californias finest.
You know what? I'm gonna
have one myself right here.
Hey, thanks, yeah.
Here you go.
- Thanks.
So word is you
got the E bombs, right?
The word? - Yeah. That's,
thats what Michelle said.
Yeah, yeah, Michelle, okay.
- Yeah.
Thats different, yeah. - Yeah.
- Yeah. Here you go. I got em.
Awesome, awesome. Yeah, yeah.
Let me get eight of em.
Eight? - Yeah.
- All right. - Yeah.
Yeah. You know what?
I think I want 10.
All right. Tens even better.
Yeah, I think tenll be
good. Ten is perfect, yeah.
No, no. Thats crazy. Ten
is, 10 is absolutely crazy.
That... I'm sorry.
My bad, my bad. Eight.
Yeah, oh - Eight. Ten is way
too much. Just lemme have eight.
You don't wanna kill yourself.
- No, exactly. Exact... gimme 10.
You sure?
- Gimme 10. Ten.
Kay.
- Yeah. Yeah.
Thats, thats 200 bills, dude.
Dude, I just got off work,
man. God, what a friggin day.
You know, my laptop
completely just crashed. Done.
So I spent the whole day trading
at the copy center over on Waverly.
And lemme tell you something. Those
people over there, they got issues.
Yeah?
- God, yeah, dude. Yeah.
Look, man. Well get to business
in a bit. Do you mind if I?
Oh, no, sh*t. No,
yeah, you can take one.
You sure?
- Yeah.
All right, awesome. I have been
waiting all day for this, man.
Oh, my God. Jesus, I'm
so glad you got here, man.
Oh, God.
Sit down, take it easy.
Go ahead. There ya go.
Before we go any further,
I gotta ask you a question.
Now this is totally, 100% serious.
Okay.
Are you into the Strokes?
I mean, I saw them down at CBGBs
before they were anybody with my cousin.
They were awesome. - I'm not
talking about the f***ing band.
Dude, contrary to what
many people think, I am not gay.
Do I give off some kind
of gay vibe, or something?
Look, look. I am not talkin about
swabbin the poop deck either, man.
Im talkin about Different Strokes.
Yeah, only the greatest
television show ever made? Yeah?
See, thats the problem, man. People
- people don't even know about it anymore.
'Cause the networks, they don't
even put it on. And TV Land?
TV Land can go f*** themselves,
putting it on all late at night.
Not showin it the proper
respect that it deserves.
My dream is to buy the
rights of that show from NBC
and put it on in
rotation at a decent hour.
The show deserves no less, man.
I mean, that show was so ahead
of its time. I mean, come on.
Interracial families? That is some heavy
sh*t for network TV back in the day.
Yeah, I remember, like,
what you talkin about, Willis?
You are so goddamn right, brother.
And its not just Willis.
It is what everyone was talkin bout.
Hey, let me ask you something. So
you're down with the show, right?
Well, uh, yeah
Yes, man. I mean,
today is your lucky day.
Today is the luckiest day
that you have ever had.
You know?
I really like you. A lot.
Really?
Yeah. Really.
Oh, you dick tease.
Child molestation? I mean, come on, man.
No other show even touches on that sh*t.
Oh. I gotta go take care
of some business right here.
Hey, do you think you should be
doing business in your condition?
Yeah? Yeah.
I know its a f***in big deal.
You want an answer? Huh?
You want an answer? Ill
give you a f***in answer.
Why don't you take those f***in
papers and shove them up your ass?
Yeah. Yeah, I know its a big deal.
Well, Ill f***in take
care of it tomorrow, okay?
Yeah. Yeah, I know its all
on the f***in line right now.
Yeah. All right. All right! All right.
Its my mom.
Aw, sh*t, man, sh*t, I gotta go.
Really?
- Yeah.
Hey, listen. Just so you know, you could
stay here as long as you wanna, man.
Its cool. Chill out,
and just so you know, man.
All that stuff, that had
nothing to do with you, man. - No.
That was between me, her, and
some late fees on some videos, man.
It has nothing to do
with you, I promise.
Yeah, I know. I just I
have, you know, my business,
and I gotta take it when
I can get it, you know?
Hey, I understand, man. I'm with you.
Let me, let me give you
some scratch, buddy. Kay?
Thank you. - Yeah, dude.
- Thank you for this.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
You take a check?
Yeah, uh, yeah.
- Is that cool, or what? Is that fine?
Thats cool. - Its cool?
- Thats cool. Just
All right.
- make it out to Darren Giles.
All right. All right.
- Just, Giles, G,I
Darren?
- Darren.
Giles.
Giles? G
G, I - I
- L, E
E and S. Darren Giles. All
right, man. All right, buddy.
I got this. Here you go, man.
- Yeah.
Thats for you, man. - Thank you.
- Yeah. - Thank you very much. Thanks.
Hey, hey. Hey, what are you
guys doin this weekend, huh?
You know, were probably just
going to the dorm to have a party.
You know, Michelle. - Yeah, you guys
live close to each other, right?
Like, two doors down.
- Thats cool.
All right, hey, man. Not
tryin to hold you back. - No.
You do what you gotta do. Hey, the
elevators right over there. - Yup.
Hey, it was great to meet you, man.
- Yes.
This was so awesome.
God. That kids great.
Smart, like that. Went to
college. Hmm, yeah, yeah.
Education. Thats good,
good stuff. It shows.
Kids got a brain on him. Yup.
I'm gonna see that kid
again. Our paths will cross.
Thats good, yeah.
What you talkin about, Darren?
- Shut up.
Why?
- Because. B*tch.
Did you just call her a b*tch?
No. Uh, where are you guys going?
To get some pizza. Do you wanna come?
I have to do my paper.
Please?
Okay. I cant say no
to that. Don't do that.
Are you sure there
isn't any meat on this?
Thats the whole point of
ordering a vegetarian slice.
Do you think they use meat
when they make their sauce?
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