Fifty Shades of Black Page #9

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you an apology.

I just want to say I'm sorry

for the way I treated you.

Especially for the whole

waterboarding thing.

Turns out you were

right about bin Laden.

- (CHUCKLES) Who knew?

- Everyone.

Hmm?

You hurt me, Christian.

I know. But I have

softer whips.

You know the kind

with the pink fur on it?

It takes the sting off.

That's not what

I'm talking about.

- (SIGHS) You want romance.

- I deserve it.

Well, what's more romantic

than running down

47 flights of stairs?

You know I pulled a hamstring?

Did you die?

No, but that's gonna keep me out of

the Red Room for at least a week.

Bye, b*tch.

Okay, okay, okay. Hannah, wait, wait.

Hannah!

No, Christian.

You are incapable

of having a normal relationship.

I know, but I'm trying, okay?

I want to be like that old man

whose wife has Alzheimer's,

and he wakes up every day

and he tells her the story

about their lives together.

And then they take a nap,

but they don't wake up.

Because they're dead.

That's The Notebook.

That's the one with Ryan Gosling

and the girl with

the big-ass forehead?

Oh.

He never forgot her.

You don't even like

Nicholas Sparks movies.

I used to hate them,

but now I love 'em.

Even The Last Song.

Why was that even a movie?

You know that

wasn't even a book?

Well, if I'm gonna

give you another chance,

things have to be different.

I know.

I have something very

important I wanna tell you.

I lo...

I lo...

(CLEARS THROAT)

I...

(VOCALIZING)

What I'm trying

to say is, I love

- Empire.

- (GROANS)

That Cookie just says

the craziest things.

Okay.

I love you.

I knew you loved me.

(ELEVATOR DINGS)

I have one last

surprise for you.

- But you're gonna have to pack a bag.

- (SHRIEKS)

Are we gonna go on

your private jet?

Oh, my God,

what kind of jet is it?

No, no, no. Don't tell me.

I want to be surprised.

(BABY WAILING)

Ah!

I can't believe you thought I'd

take you on a private jet.

I love you and all, but you

don't even have a ring yet.

(LAUGHS)

(RETCHING)

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