Final Exam Page #5

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that new woman of yours.

Oh, good.

You can have yours

on the rocks. ( laughs)

You old fart!

Janet Mccordle!

Janet, they treed Gary!

Why didn't you ever pledge?

I mean, I'm sure you could have.

Well, of course, I could have.

But I just don't like

their hazing and all.

Well, yeah.

But it's not always so bad.

Okay.

Maybe not always.

But last year,

a girl killed herself

because a sorority

wouldn't accept her.

How awful!

Which sorority?

She jumped from the top of

McWilliams Tower six floors!

Well, I bet it made

them feel terrible.

That's the point, Janet.

It doesn't matter

how bad they felt.

It wasn't worth it.

- Oh.

- Janet Mccordle!

Has anybody seen Janet Mccordle?

In here!

Courtney's room.

Oh good, there you are.

I've been looking all over for you!

They treed Gary.

You better go quick!

He's probably dead by now!

That's all so childish.

I don't think I want

anything to do with it.

What about poor Gary?

Are you gonna leave

him out there all night?

Well, that's his

silly old fraternity.

(laughing)

I guess you're right.

I still love him.

Good for you.

Go get 'em.

Oh good!

Want to come too, Courtney?

- Sure. I can go for that.

- No, no!

Really, I want to do this by myself.

I want to make it up to him

for going through all this.

Sure.

Just be gentle.

(laughing)

- So what are you playing?

- Solitaire.

- Oh, good.

- Elizabeth!

(shivering )

( branch breaks )

Hello?

Is anybody there?

Can you help me?

Come on, whoever you are.

Give me a break.

( Footsteps )

Is that you, Mark?

Wildman, don't you ever give up?

What am I supposed to think

that you're the Gamma goblin?

Janet? Terrific!

That's right.

Get me off first and kiss me later!

Hurry!

Cut the other rope!

Janet?

Where are you?

Hello?

Who's there?

Hello?

Is anybody there?

That's a stupid question.

Somebody's got to be there.

Who is it?

Ugh!

Ugh!

Yoohoo!

Gary!

Well, where are you?

Gary?

Gary?

Gary, is that you?

Gary? It's me!

Gar)!-

How did you get away?

Gar)!-

What's the matter?

That is you, isn't it?

Gary?

( Scream )

Pills!

( Footsteps )

Woohoo! Pills!

( Clank)

Who's there?

Hello?

Who's there?

Hello?

Who's there?

Stop screwing around!

( Scream )

Ugh!

( Choking )

(grunting)

(grunting)

(gasping)

( buzzer)

He should've been back by now.

You guys, go to your dorm,

and I'll go find Wildman.

And I'll bring you

the pills personally, okay?

Hi.

Are you drinking?

I always drink Irish whiskey

at the end of the term.

Would you care to join

me in the celebration?

Oh!

( laughing )

Well, that's terrible!

How can you drink that?

- Don't you ever lock your door?

- What could happen to me?

Famous last words.

Why are you so apprehensive?

When are you going to realize

that the whole world isn't made of

psychopaths skulking about?

But they are out there.

They do exist.

People are killed every

day for no reason at all.

Perfect strangers wake up

in the morning and decide,

"Hmm... I think it's a good day

to snuff somebody."

And there are people who eat

at our restaurants with us,

use our highways and

vote for the President,

which probably explains

something about him, too.

I'm not paranoid.

I'm just facing unhappy facts.

Well, will you please stop it?

Because I don't think it's

cute like some people might.

Hey, what's wrong with you?

I'm sorry.

I'm just tired.

Everybody's gone home.

It just feels creepy.

- I apologize.

- It's okay.

Where's Lisa?

Oh, out.

Working on organic chemistry,

I suppose?

Well, just like I told you.

A pretty face and you can

have the world by the tail.

She doesn't have to

study to make it.

She can't lose.

Well, I don't have to study

to make it either, you know?

( laughs)

Why is it that you can

always make me laugh?

Um, I got to go do my

inventory for the Coach.

- Tonight?

- Well, some time.

May as well be tonight.

I've already mastered everything

I need for my exam tomorrow.

Being brilliant has it's drawbacks.

I'm bored.

Just like you were

bored with the key club.

I never said that.

You didn't have to.

Well, I got to go.

Good luck on your test tomorrow.

Thank you.

Can I ask you something?

Sure.

Do me a favor and lock the door.

I'll feel better.

I'll feel better, too.

It has been a little spooky lately.

( Knock at door)

- Radish?

- Yeah.

You have a pretty face, too.

Prettier than Lisa, really.

There's more there.

I just wanted to tell ya that.

Lock this door, too.

That was stupid, kid.

I can't believe you said that.

(sinister music)

Wildman.

You here?

Hey, it's just me, Mark.

Well, I told him to

make it look good.

(sinister music)

(clanking)

(clanking)

(sinister music)

( banging )

( screams )

(grunts)

Hmm.

Aha!

Shades of Watergate.

Oh boy.

You guys have really

done it this time.

It's happening.

It's happening here.

Police!

Call the police!

Oh God.

Operator!

This is an emergency!

Give me the Sheriff, please!

Sheriff here.

Sheriff, this is one of the

students from Lanier College

from this afternoon.

There's been another

murder at the college.

I mean, not another

murder but a murder.

And this time it's real.

There's a body.

Is this one of them

fraternity jokes?

No, sir!

It's not a joke!

This is real!

I know I thought the other one...!

I know I thought the

other one was real,

but this... this is different!

There's a dead body right here!

And some other weird

things are happening, too.

- We need help, Sheriff.

- Call me in the morning.

- It's your job!

- You telling me my job, boy?

No, sir!

I'm not trying to tell you your job.

But somebody should.

There's a murderer

killing people around campus.

You should want to know about it!

Look!

There's a guy here who is dead!

And we could all be in danger.

Fine!

I'll take charge myself then!

Courtney!

(sinister music)

( bang )

Charlie?

(door closing )

Courtney! It's me, Radish!

Let me in! Courtney!

(grunting and screams)

(door closing )

Wonderful.

I'll give you art in the dark.

Oh my God!

Stop it, Radish!

That's not funny!

I mean it! Come on!

You scared me to death!

Come on, Radish.

I want you to move!

Come on, smile!

Radish.

Radish.

( Screams )

Is anybody there?

Somebody help me, please!

Is anybody there?

Please, I need help!

Is anybody there?

Please, I need help!

Somebody please help me!

(sinister music)

( footsteps )

( blowing )

Is this the vision

you've been dreaming of?

The masterpiece?

I promised you form, texture.

Mitch? Mitch!

Mitch!

Mitch! Mitch, wake up!

Mitch, Radish has been killed!

He's dead! Wake up!

Somebody got to do something!

Lisa!

(grunting)

( screams )

Lisa!

Dr. Reynolds!

Come on, you guys!

It's me, Courtney!

Look, I know you're here!

Lisa!

Dr. Reynolds!

Please, I need your help!

This is important!

Come on!

This is serious!

It's an emergency!

Come on, you guys!

Come out!

I know that you're here!

Please!

Lisa?

Come on, both of you.

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