First Daughter Page #2

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She should at least get the good bed

ifshe has to live with me.

Did you check

that itinerarywith Liz?

- For?

- Well, there are just a few small functions...

your father and I thought

thatyou might enjoy attending.

Yeah. Uh, do I have a choice?

Sir.

- Oh, yeah. Honey--

- Already?

Likeyou're not chomping at the bit

for us to get outta here.

Well, the President

and the First Lady, yes.

[ Sighs ]

Mom and Dad? Not so much.

Let's go.

You've got a campaign to run.

- Three, two, one.

- ## ["Hail to the Chief"]

You remember, a full load oflaundry

dries faster than half a load.

Always take the stairs.

Don't sweat the pettythings.

Yeah, don't pet

the sweaty things either.

And your fatherwill be here

all... week campaigning.

- Ifyou need anything, call Liz.

- I'll be fine. Thankyou.

You'll be great.

Okay, look at me,

at a loss forwords.

Just tell meyou'll miss me, Dad.

[ Kisses ]

So, when the election's over, uh,

we'll spend some time together.

A whole day, 24 hours.

In a row?

Promise.

Be a good kid.

[Boy]

Hey, Sam.

- Please be mellow.

- On one condition.

Could we major in something fun?

I'm really hoping we're not premed.

Light on the math.

Zip it, Bock.

And, Dylan?

Especiallyyou.

Not anotherword.

[Hinge Creaks ]

[Zipping]

Look, ifyou're gonna be going through

mystuff, at leastyou can help me carry it.

Are you aware there are two huge

individuals with stun guns...

sticky hands and no manners

flanking our door?

- You must be Mia.

- And you're not Linda.

[PaperRustling]

Redhead. Paterson, NewJersey.

Plays trombone.

Surprise.

I'm Samantha Mac--

You're not as tall in person.

I'm really excited about this year.

There's so many things I wanna do.

- No offense, Miss Mackenzie--

- Samantha.

Samantha--

but I have a plan...

- of college.

- That's great.

Look, I'm just trying to have

a normal college experience, okay?

- All I want is normal, Mia.

- Right.

I'm going to

the housing office.

They said you were the kind of girl

who was up for anything.

I'm disappointed.

- You're manipulating me.

- Yes.

It's kinda working.

Please, Mia.

Just give it a shot.

That's all I'm asking.

Well, the situation

could have its advantages.

Absolutely.

Like, in case ofa national emergency...

guess who gets a free seat

on the chopper?

I was kind ofthinking your Secret Service

could get us beer.

- You can forget about that.

- We'll work on it.

Mia Thompson,

Arkansas royalty.

I didn't know they had

royalty in Arkansas.

Course we do.

My dad's a king.

I mean, he's had

a few queens since my mom, but--

You know, Tire King--

best seller ofthe South?

Cool. This is Bock. Dylan's outside.

They're protecting us.

Could that involve tackling me?

'Cause the bald one's a little sexy.

And you can forget

about that too.

[ Laughs ]

Yeah.

Look, bonus points for giving me the good bed.

I likeyou already.

But just to letyou know,

don't kiss my ass.

'Cause I certainly

won't be kissing yours.

Mia, I likeyou already.

It's our first day.

I'm trying to have fun.

Why don'tyou change clothes?

We can go hang out. Go to some parties.

Meet some guys.

Definitely meet some guys.

My night's scheduled already.

I thought I looked okay, no?

Oh, yeah, sure. Ifyou're trying

to hang out with the dean.

Miss Mackenzie, Ispeak

forthe entire faculty...

when I say,

"Welcome to Redmond. "

And I assure you

that you'll be treated just like any student...

just the minute we conclude

this elaborate party in your honor.

[Woman ] In the sense theywould

support preferredpolicy.

Ofcourse, the fundamental

importance ofagenda control...

was established by McKelvey...

i rrespective of i m pl ications

for the fi nal outcome.

In fact, one ofhis

most notable papers showed...

that the one person, one vote...

system ofvoting...

did not always lead to a middle ground

in decision making.

The manipulation ofagenda could have

a great impact on policy making.

[ Continues, Fades ]

You m issed a great party.

- Sorry about that.

- Fortunately, I can provide you...

with another normal

college experience...

in which the roommate

kicks you out in the name of--

[ Grunts ]

higher education.

Can I just get my--

- Come back in two.

- Minutes?

Hours.

[DoorCloses ]

We'll be following the First Daughter

through her entire--

Did you see Samantha Mackenzie

arrive at college?

I'm notsaying the First Daughter

dresses badly...

but today, apparently Goodwill donated

some clothes, so I think that--

- [ Changes Channel]

- [Man ] With guaranteed results.

- [ Changes Channel]

- Ifyou have ring around the toilet--

- [ Changes Channel ]

- I llegal motion.

- [ Cheering ]

- Take a look at this.

- With embroidery on the sleeves.

With embroidery

around the neck.

- With a front closure.

- [Dylan Coughs ]

It's verybeautifully done.

Soft, all lines.

- [ Coughs ]

- Look at that embroidery

around the shoulder.

- And a slight shoulder pad.

- [ Clears Throat ]

And the Mandarin neckline.

This works great

with, uh, our tank top.

- [ Changes Channel]

- Taylor to the right. He 's got a hole.

He's got a bi g hole. And he's clear through

to the 45-yard line.

- He's still going. He's on his feet--

- Samantha Mackenzie?

Greetings, Ms. Mackenzie.

The Redmond chapter ofLambda Zeta Phi...

is pleased to invite you

to our annual plunge.

It's an invitation-only event.

Bathingsuits are mandatory.

Bikinis are preferred.

[ Chuckles ]

Thanks a lot, guys.

We hope to see you there,

Ms. Mackenzie.

Thankyou.

Thankyou.

How do you look

in a bikini, Bock?

Hmm.

"They had already poured the sum total

oftheir knowledge into his waiting vessel;

"andthe vessel was not full.

"his intellect was not satisfied,

his soul was not at peace...

his heart was not still. "

Well, uh, ladies and gentlemen,

I shall do my best...

to see to it thatyour intellect

is satisfied.

Andyoursoul is at peace.

Andyour vessel

is filled this semester.

For starters, would it be possible

to shiftyour attention to me?

I know I 'm not as pretty,

but, uh, come on.

- Work with me.

- Excuse me, Professor?

- Yes.

- I didn't see anything in the syllabus

about a vessel.

Uh, excuse me?

I see the books

that I'm supposed to buy...

but I don't see any mention

about a vessel of any kind.

- You said you were gonna fill one?

- [ Laughter]

Right?

I did. I didsaythat.

Thankyou.

Thankyou forpointing that out.

A veryliteral interpretation.

Thankyou very much. Uh,

"He had one single goal--

to become empty ofthirst"--

- [ Phone Keys Beepi ng ]

- Excuse me?

Excuse me.

I wanted to thank you

for rescuing me in there.

It was nothing.

Besides, you don't strike me as the kind

of person who needs rescuing.

I'm Samantha.

I know I'm taller in person.

Fatter, thinner, fill in the blank.

I get that.

Actually, I was gonna say

you look exactly like I thoughtyou would.

Bye, Samantha.

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