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assigned a new detail.

Effective at 1700 hours,

you'll be full-time

in crown...

Yes!

As the personal agent

to the first kid...

No.

Code name "Prince", also

known as Luke Davenport.

I am so flattered,

you just don't know.

That's-- that's

a nice job.

It's just that I don't

want to be a baby-sitter.

I was thinking more about

guarding Eagle himself.

Wait. Does he think

I'm asking him?

This is not a request.

You wouldn't even be here

if it wasn't for

the D-sac here.

I'm gonna be

watching you, Simms,

and the second you screw up,

you're gonna be working

credit card fraud

in east Cleveland!

Do you hear me...

...or am I yelling at

too high a frequency?

No, sir. I've got

my earpiece in.

Get outta here.

Yes, sir.

I appreciate your

confidence in me, sir.

Don't say "sir".

Just go.

Yes--no.

And lose that tie!

Looks like you robbed

a dead clown.

Thanks, sir.

It's the first time

I got in trouble

before I did anything.

Hey, you wanted

to guard Eagle, right?

Now, this is the start.

You do a good job

with Prince

and this is

the admission ticket.

Hey, that's no problem.

He's just a kid.

How bad can it be?

What did that mean, sir?

Why you laughin'?

What--what are you

doing, kid?

Leave the snake in there.

Leave the snake

in the cage.

No, leave--the snake

is happy in the cage.

He doesn't want to be

out the cage!

They want to be

in the jungle.

I've seen this on

Wild Kingdom.

So... you like snakes.

No, I don't like snakes.

Meet Poison.

Want to hold her?

Don't play games!

I swear--I swear--

Excuse me, Mr. president.

Sir, ma'am.

Take him!

What is going on here?

I was just telling him--

I'll be doggone

if he wasn't right.

This is much heavier

than I thought.

It's not 15 pounds.

I was wrong.

Luke, we need

to talk about

your behaviour

this morning.

Hey, I was just--

it wasn't my fault.

I was just

trying on clothes!

Will you give us

a second?

In fact, take this snake

and put him back

where he belongs,

will you, please?

- Sir--

- Here, take him.

I'll take him.

Luke, I face an election

in 2 months.

This is nasty!

I cannot sustain another

incident like this.

The timing is very bad,

you understand?

Where's your head?

Don't you bite me!

Yeah, sure.

Good boy.

I thought so.

Thanks.

He bit me!

I'm bleeding!

You walked Brandy yet?

No.

Don't bite me again!

Luke, we talked

earlier today

about responsibilities.

You want the dog,

you have to walk it.

Fine.

Breathe--

Luke! Help!

Come on, hon.

Snake--Luke--

Luke, wait--Luke!

Help--Luke, wait!

Luke, help me!

Come on, Brandy,

let's go.

Come here, come here.

Simms! Simms!

Hey, I have an idea.

Why don't you

walk the dog?

I have a better idea.

No!

Why not?

It's not in my

job description, OK?

Well, if I walk the dog,

you have to come, right?

Yes, I do.

Well, let's just

cut out the middle man.

I'm not paid to walk

the dog, OK?

Come on, Brandy.

I'm paid to walk the weasel.

Snake skin!

Luke! Luke!

Did you see the kid

come out here?

Yes, sir.

Then why didn't

you stop him?

He lives here.

I'm not gonna say it.

Luke!

Got a perimeter breach.

Bring up sector 47.

Yes, sir. 47 coming up.

Oh, just great.

OK, it's official.

I don't like this kid.

Freeze!

Luke?

Luke, there you are!

Hey. I found him.

This boy can hide!

I tell you, man,

if there was an international

hide-and-seek team,

he'd be the captain.

This--oh, so everybody

wants to play.

That is so messed up.

Why didn't anybody tell me?

OK, duck... duck...

Duck... look at you,

trying to be so serious.

Duck... goose. Go ahead!

Go ahead!

Well, if y'all

don't want to play,

why'd you come out here?

What?

What's everybody

doing out here?

We're responding to

a perimeter breach.

What are you guys

doing out here?

Playing hide-and-go-seek.

Right, Luke?

Is that right, Luke?

Come on, tell him

what we're doing.

Tell him, Luke.

I'll find you!

Only 6 hours on the job and

already an escape attempt?

That's one, Simms.

False alarm! False alarm!

Let's lose these lights!

And lose that tie!

Yeah, why don't

you make me?

"That's one, Simms."

"Know what's next? Two."

"Know what's

after that? Three."

Oh, just great.

Like I'm not out here.

Forget me.

Welcome, you have mail.

All right!

Mongoose 12.

"Hi, Viper. Cool screen name.

How old are you?"

13 1/2,

21 if you're an older girl.

"Where are you from?"

"Arlington.

We should meet sometime."

Cool.

"Me, too. School sucks.

Let's talk again."

It's bedtime!

You online?

Yeah, I was.

Who you talking to?

None of your business.

You don't tell anybody

who you really are, do you?

No. Do I look like

an idiot to you?

Online, I'm just

like anybody else.

You know, normal,

like any other kid?

You ought to

try that here.

What?!

I said go to bed.

Just be careful out there

in cyberspace, all right?

Be careful what

you tell people.

Thanks!

Hey, you can go now.

Oh, and by the way, stop

telling me what to do.

You're not my dad.

Lucky for me.

What?!

Nice PJs. Bet they have

feet on them, don't they?

How you doing?

What do you need?

Give me a Harvey

Wallbanger.

Make it a Harvey Oswald.

What's the difference?

Harvey Oswald's got 3 shots.

Last one, Woods.

Hey, I want you to know

I'm sorry about what

happened in the mall.

No hard feelings?

Hard feelings?

Are you serious?

You didn't

take my job, Simms.

I got no problem

with you.

I just got a

6-month paid vacation

courtesy of the service.

I lied to the shrink.

It was a living hell,

anyway.

Never been so happy to be

off a detail in my life.

I'll be back.

- See you.

- All right.

Does he always

drink like that?

No. He had a bad day.

He lost his job.

Fired? He just told me

he lied to psychiatry.

No. He failed his

fitness for duty exam.

Oh, man.

But, hey, thanks

for the good word.

I really appreciate it.

Don't mention it.

Don't go making me

look bad

and don't blow your shot

at Eagle like Woods did.

Hey, I'm not

gonna do that.

That's the reason

I joined the agency.

See you later, Sammy.

You got a second?

Sure.

I been thinking

about something.

Remember the time you got

shot protecting Reagan?

Oh, yeah. You don't

forget being shot.

Hurts really bad.

How much time between

seeing the shooter

and jumping for Ronnie?

Did I think before I jumped

in front of that bullet?

Is that what you mean?

Yeah.

Nope. It's the job.

They elect him,

we protect him.

You don't have

time to think.

You hesitate to protect,

he's dead, end of story.

But you don't have

anything to worry about.

Nobody wants

to shoot that kid.

Spank him, maybe,

but not shoot him.

No, you're gonna be fine.

OK. See you tomorrow.

Thank you, sir.

Unlock the door.

Unlock--unlock the door!

Unlock the door!

Unlock the do--

I'd like to welcome you all

to Georgetown academy.

I'm Ms. Lawrence,

your teacher,

and this is science 101.

I see that some of you recognize

one of our classmates.

For those of you

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