First Kid Page #5

What do you think?

He's a pompous brat--

Hey, hey! You never discuss

the protectee with a stranger.

Now, you know that.

That's code.

Reggie knows

Luke's a pain the butt.

Everyone who's ever

met Luke knows that.

Is that right?

Am I a pain in the butt?

Yes... you are

a pain in the butt.

I told you to keep

your mouth shut.

We are going back

right now!

Wait, wait, wait.

Look, we're already out here.

Why don't we just

keep on going?

Are you crazy?

Go where?!

To a federal penitentiary?

Look, I just want

the kid to go out

and hang out with some

regular kids for a while,

then we go on back.

Simms, this is

unauthorized, unknown,

and felonious removal

of the protectee

from federally

secured grounds!

You're gonna get me fired!

Noreen will not marry

a guy who is fired!

That's a personal problem.

Don't mix it in with

our job, all right?

It's a little joke.

Just a little joke.

Look, the kid's

gonna hang out,

have a little fun,

then we'll go on back.

Now, what could be

wrong with that?

There's about 37 things

wrong with that.

Unauthorized removal--

no, you will not

list them all.

I will smack you

if you list them all!

Look, the kid

was gonna run away,

so by keeping

the kid with us,

we're doing our job

and protecting him.

In essence, we're going

a step above our job.

We're doing a great thing

for our country

and Noreen would love that.

Yeah.

I'm relieving you

of seniority of post

pursuant to section 13

of the federal agency code.

Relax, Luke.

Everything's fine.

We're going back

right now.

Fine.

I'd hate to be you

when Luke tells

the president

it was your idea.

It was not my idea

and Luke would never lie!

Luke?

"We didn't want to go, dad.

Dash made us go.

It was Dash's idea."

You guys suck.

We suck. Did you

hear that, Luke?

We suck.

We suck.

All right! We suck!

Let's make a sucky

left turn here.

I learned how to box

here when I was a kid.

It was great.

Oh, when you get inside,

just blend in.

Can I help you, sir?

Don't you recognize me?

Sammy.

Sammy Simms.

Hey, fellas, listen up!

I want you to meet

Sammy Simms!

Fought Willie Fox for

the Golden Gloves title

- In 19...

- 77.

Right!

So you do remember me.

As I recall, you caught him

with a hard right in the first.

That's right.

And in the second,

he spanked you like

a 4-year-old at K-Mart.

Excuse me.

What happened

in the third round?

All right, all right,

we had our laugh.

Now, settle down,

settle down.

I want to tell you

something about this man.

This man had

a lot of heart.

He went back

into that ring,

and he took Willie Fox out

and went home with the gold.

- Right!

- The gold.

All right, what you

standing around for?

Go on back to work.

All right, men!

So, Sammy,

where you been?

Sorry I haven't come by

the gym in a while,

it's just that, you know,

I'm married to my job.

Looks like you're

married to a white girl.

Oh, no, no.

This is Reggie.

He's not my son.

Well, this is my job.

Well, I mean,

I work for him.

Not for him,

I work for his parents.

- I'm his...

- Nanny.

Hey... here's the deal.

Your old locker's

still back there.

Anything I can do for you,

you let me know, Sammy.

Thanks, man.

I appreciate that.

- Yeah.

- Cool.

"Nanny." Let's go.

All right, Reggie,

let's see what you got.

Don't worry about it.

It's your first day at the gym.

You got nothing to lose.

Just give me that right hand.

Get your right hand,

give me some power, right?

Just like Rocky, all right?

Don't worry about it.

Just show me what you got.

Eye of the tiger.

There you go.

Take somebody out.

You're the man.

They got your woman--

I've got the power

We're gonna try to hit

the bag this time.

OK? Thank you.

I've got the power

Hit the bag.

Mind if I help?

All right.

It's your gym.

All right, little man,

punch the bag.

OK.

Go on, go on.

He's trying to tell

you something.

Use this hand.

Protect your right face.

Put your hand up there.

Don't let anybody hit your face.

All right,

there you go.

There you go!

Hang in there.

All right,

there you go.

Boom, there it is.

Rob. Take that, Rob.

OK, OK, just a little

motivation there, brother.

Take it easy on

your hands, all right?

We'll hit the jump rope

in a little bit, OK?

Cool.

Thanks a lot, man.

Come on now,

let me see what you got.

No. I'm just working

with the kid, all right?

Come on, Willie Fox, right?

- Sammy Simms?

- I don't know.

Golden glove champ?

Come on, man,

let's see what you got.

It's been a long-- these bags

are so much bigger now, man.

Man, just like this?

Don't hold it too tight.

I don't want to hurt myself.

Did you see that?

Let's go.

Come on, let's go.

You did a good

thing tonight.

You owe me.

Good night, I.D.

Good night, sir.

Chief!

Hey, chief.

What's up? How you doin'?

Dash! Go, Dash!

Dash! That's the best

partner I ever had.

How you doing, sir?

Burning the midnight oil.

Beautiful night,

though, right?

I was just

up at your room,

and you told me

you were sleeping.

I did?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I did.

Well, what are you

doing out here?

Well, sir...

He was sleepwalking.

- Walking the dog--

- He was--

sleepwalking the dog.

I didn't want to mention it

till I talked to his parents,

but obviously the boy's

asleep when he walks--

Speak of the devil!

Brandy, here you go.

Here, Brandy. There you go.

See, the dog walks

in the sleep with him.

Hey, good girl!

They walk in their sleep--

it's amazing.

Did you ever see

theOprah show

where the kid's walking--

I got the tape.

I'll get it to you.

The kid's kinda tired.

I need to get him to bed.

Yeah, get inside.

Get to bed, Lucas.

Oh oh oh oh

oh, that's OK-k-k-k-k

he-ey-ey, he-ey-ey

hey-ey-ey,

he-ey-ey-ey

hey-ey-ey-ee-ey

ey-ey

he-ey-ey, he-ey-ey

hey-ey-ey,

he-ey-ey-ey

hey-ey-ey-ee-ey

ey-ey

my back

is against the wall

it's more real,

I'm runnin' from pain

and I know just who,

who to call on

when I need relief

oh, hey, hey-ey-ey-ey

to help me fight

the pressure

the pressure

the pressure

the pressures

of the world

I need relief

the pressure

the pressure

I need relief

the pressure

the pressures

of the world

I need relief

the pressure

the pressure

the pressure

of the world,

I need relief

the pressure

I need relief

the pressure

of the world

playing on the tension

and the weakness of addiction

I need relief

that lure your mind

you can fight it

fight it

you can win

for your deliverance

just by your

having grace

you have to fight

the pressure

oh, hey-ey-ey

the pressures

of the world

I need relief

the pressure

oh, the pressure

the pressure

the pressure

the pressures

of the world

oh, the pressure

the pressure

whoa-oa-oa-oh

the pressure

of the world

take this burden off

the pressure

the pressure

oh, the pressures

of the world

oh-oh-oh

oh, the pressure

the pressure

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