First Kid Page #6

take this burden off

I need relief

the pressure

oh-oh-oh-oh,

oh-oh-oh-oh

the pressures

the pressure,

the pressure

pressures of the world

I need relief

the pressure

I need relief

the pressure

I need relief

I need--I need

pressures

of this whole big world

I'm so glad that

I soon will be gone

lift the pressures

off me

we all have

our burdens to carry

I know when

mine gets too big

he's always there

to bear the load

he gives me strength

and comfort

any time

I need relief

from the pressures

of the world

I get relief

I need relief

from somebody

pressures of the world

he-ey-ey-ey

oh-oh-oh

pressures of the world

ah-ah-ah-ah

ah-ah-ah-ah

oh-oh-oh-oh

What are you doing?

I'm doing my job.

I'm trying to keep you alive.

I'm testin' the food.

Why do you always

test my cookies?

I think I need

some milk.

Hi.

Hi!

So...

What did you do

this weekend?

Not much.

How 'bout you?

Not much.

Hello.

Hu-hi.

Hey.

Wait up!

Still giving him his space?

Hey, I'm within

agency regulations

on this one,

all right?

I was kidding.

I didn't know

you were a kidder.

Is there really

a water slide

on air force one?

We didn't get off

to a good start, did we?

No, we didn't.

It must be tough

being in my class every day...

My... boring science class.

Who said your class

was boring?

You said that.

I must have

been involved

in a lot of

physical activity,

because

I would never say

your class was boring.

I think I have

perfect attendance

in your class,

if you check

the records.

No tardies. Well,

almost one time

when you slammed

the door in my face,

but I could have

made it.

Sorry.

Puppy love.

Yeah, they're

kinda nervous.

- Nervous.

- Yeah.

Well...

Bye.

Aw, man, you missed a dump!

But it's her birthday,

and she asked me to go!

Look, I don't know

what to say, man.

I'm sorry. I mean,

I'm sitting here,

I'm almost crying.

But we go boxing--

I can go as Reggie!

You can go

as Michael Jordan,

but you ain't going.

Hey, I just wanna see

who she skates with.

No! N-o! No!

Come on, please, Simms.

You know what's gonna

happen if I let you go?

Morton's gonna call me in...

He's gonna

chew my butt off.

You know what that's like?

I'm gonna sit there.

My butt's gonna get smaller

and smaller and smaller.

By the time I stand up,

my back'll be on my thighs,

'cause I won't

have no butt.

I can't sit in chairs.

I'll slide off on the floor.

Do you want that to happen

to me? Of course not.

I can't let you go, man.

It sure would be a shame

if I accidentally

told my dad

about you taking me

boxing.

Be a shame if I threw you

out that window also.

Sorry.

Your mom and dad

are on the phone.

No, no, no, no.

I don't like that look.

No, no, wait. What's

that look supposed to be,

like, oh, you gonna

do something?

When you pick that phone up,

you better think twice.

Don't rat on me.

Hi, dad!

Yeah, great.

What have I been

doing lately?

Are you happy? I'm happy.

Everybody's happy.

Everybody's skating.

It's a wonderful day.

All right? You find her,

you see who she's with,

and we're outta here, OK?

She sits in the top

of the greenest tree

she sends out an aroma

of undefined love

drifts on down

in a mist from above

she's just a girl

she's just a girl,

a girl you want...

What?!

There she is.

She's just a girl...

Can we go now?

There she is!

Hide-- hide!

Oh, yeah, I'm hiding.

They can't see me now.

You can hear her calling

everywhere you turn

you know you're headed...

You have to stay

away from me.

No! Just take care of this

little teenage jealousy thing

you got goin' on,

and we're outta here,

all right?

But she'll recognize you!

Then she'll know it's me

and it'll ruin everything.

Well, fine!

Let me know how I

stay in here with you

without her

recognizing me

and I'll go along

with the plan, OK?

What?

Oh, no, no, no, no.

Nice outfit!

Evan!

Don't you even

think about it--

Come on!

Oh, great. Just great.

I haven't been skating

since I was 12 years old.

And back then

I had a pizza face.

Now I got a big

giant pizza face.

Luke!

Reggie!

Reggie!

Let's ride. Reggie!

You don't answer,

I'm goin' home.

Hey! Over here.

Over here!

Coming. Steady!

Over here!

On your left.

No, no,

your other left!

Easy, that's the floor.

Easy...Easy...

Help me.

Help me!

Stop messing around!

My eye!

You just gouged my eye!

Don't help me.

Stop. Don't help!

Let go! Don't help!

Just get back.

Check on her.

I'm ready to go home.

I'm ready to go home.

There she is!

Come on, let's go!

Reggie! Reggie!

Reggie!

Don't leave me!

Wait, wait.

I can do this.

I can do this. Wait.

Loser job for the poor guy.

I know that voice.

Where is he?

Hey--hey!

1, 2...

I will shoot

both of you!

Hey--

Stop!

This ain't fun.

Katie, you know

that guy in chemistry

with the really bad acne?

Well, he's going out

with Wanda.

Great party, Katie.

You're so popular.

Yeah, but didn't you

invite Luke Davenport?

Yeah. I guess

he couldn't make it.

Couples...

Couples only.

If you're not holding hands,

sit down.

Hand-holding mandatory.

I'll...

Skate with you.

From now until

the moment...

This is...

a pretty cool song, huh?

Yeah. Do you have

the CD?

Yeah, of course.

Have you seen

Luke Davenport around here?

Do I care?

And promise you now

until forever

Luke? Hold up.

Luke--

Just sit right there.

Just sit there.

All right.

OK. Came up with

my part of the deal.

Now, let's go, OK?

Let's just go.

They're having cake

after this.

No, we're not having cake!

I have a headache

this big!

We're not having cake.

We're going home.

I just wanna see

who she sits next to.

What--

do I look like

an idiot to you?

Don't you answer that.

Don't you even smile.

I been poked in the eye,

I been punched

in the stomach,

I been kicked

in the meatballs,

and we are going home

now--right now!

Not yet.

You think I'm playing?

I'm a secret service agent!

Oh, my God.

That was totally

bizarre...

How you doing?

Hi.

God...

If you want her

to be my girlfriend,

just give me a sign.

I'm not playing.

I'm going home.

Good-bye!

Yeah!

Come on!

Hey--hey, I'll get sick!

Let me go--don't let me go!

Oh, no, Mr. wizard!

I wanna go home!

Look out!

He's coming!

Move the cake! No!

Hey, look at my cake!

Thanks a lot, Rob,

you jerk!

You ruined my birthday!

Thanks.

I know I ca--well...

There's this... dance

at school this weekend,

and...

I was just wondering

if maybe...

I could go and maybe...

I think you can

go to that.

Really?

- Sure.

- Yeah.

Anybody... special...

that you might be

hoping

that you could kind of

sort of run across

at the dance

at the school?

I don't know.

Maybe--no. Yeah.

No. No. No, not really.

What about agent Simms?

How's he workin' out?

Oh, he's great.

He's cool and he's fun.

He's, you know...

He's great?

Really?

What have the two of you

been doing together?

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