Fishing Naked Page #9

... JOINING THE PURSUIT.

LET'S JUST KEEP IT SLOW, BOYS.

COME ON, LET'S GO.

COME ON. LET'S GO.

COME ON.

HEY, THERE, DWAYNE, AR MANAGED TO GET THEM.

OUT OF DOWNTOWN:

AND SLOWED DOWN...

... ENOUGH TO LOSE RODNEY.

OH, THAT'S GOOD.

I HATE TO SEE HIM BACK IN JAIL.

HEY, UH, WHERE SHOULD

WE SEND THEM NOW?

UH, OH, HOW ABOUT ACROSS

THE RIVER ON OLD STAGE ROAD?

OH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

ATTENTION ALL UNITS.

BIGFOOT SIGHTED...

...MOVING EAST ON OLD STAGE ROAD.

I'M SORRY.

I WAS WAY OUT OF LINE.

WAY OUT OF THE LINE.

OH, MY GOD.

I KILLED RODNEY.

WHAT THE HELL, GUYS.

RODNEY.

UGH.

WE'RE SO HOOPED.

THEY'RE ONLY

CHECKING IN TOWN.

THAT CHOPPER'S GONNA

FIND YOUR GRANDMA.

WE'RE GONNA BE LATE.

DROP ME OFF A THE EDGE OF TOWN AGAIN.

AND I'LL LEAD THEM UP

TO THE CLEARING.

THE HELL YOU ARE.

YOU JUST GO DESTROYED BY A CAR.

JEN, YOU NEED TO

TAKE HIM TO THE ER.

GET DOWN. GET DOWN.

WELL, I FOR ONE AM

NOT GOING TO LEAVE.

AMY AND GRANDMA:

HANGING, ALL RIGHT?

I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.

GIVE ME THE SUIT.

WHAT?

GIVE ME THE SUIT.

COME ON.

COME ON,

WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE.

ATTENTION ALL UNITS,

BIGFOOT HEADING SOUTH

ON MAIN STREET.

WE'RE COMING TO

GET YOU, HAIRY MAN.

JESUS, YOU'RE GONNA

HURT SOMEBODY.

COME ON.

UFO LANDING IN PROGRESS...

... AT THE MEETING GROUNDS.

I HATE TOURISTS.

HEY, LOOK.

NIGHT VISION.

NICE.

YEAH.

WHERE IS HE NOW?

I DON'T KNOW,

I THINK I LOST HIM.

I JUST SEE HIM.

HE'S STRAIGHT AHEAD.

STRAIGHT AHEAD.

OKAY. HERE WE GO.

HERE WE GO.

OKAY. OKAY,

WILDLIFE PHOTOGRAPHY.

DEAD LIFE PHOTOGRAPHY...

... AS SOON AS I HI THE MOTHERF***ER.

DON'T HIT HIM.

CAN I PUT MY FOOT HERE?

HOLD STILL, HOLD STILL,

HOLD STILL.

GOD DAMN IT.

GET DOWN. SH*T.

BIGFOOT NOW HEADING

WEST ON OLD STAGE ROAD.

THIS IS DANGEROUS.

YOU ARE COMPLETELY

SAFE WITH ME DRIVING.

DO YOU HEAR WHAT I'M SAYING?

THESE FEDS ARE TRYING

TO GET AROUND YOU.

AND YOU BETTER NOT LET THEM

AROUND BECAUSE IF THEY GET--.

THEY GET THERE FIRST,

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN 'E.T.?'.

THEY'RE GOING TO GIVE

HAIRY MAN A LOBOTOMY.

THEY'LL GIVE HIM A LOBOTOMY.

THIS IS ARMY AIR CAV

ONE, ALL UNITS STAND.

DOWN IMMEDIATELY.

WE ARE INBOUND:

AND TAKING OVER SITUATION.

NOBODY NEEDS TO GET HURT.

THERE HE IS.

WE GOT THE BASTARD NOW.

HAIRY MAN:

IS UP SH*T CREAK.

ACT THREE, FINALE.

THE FBI KILLS BIGFOOT. ACTION.

WHAT?

GET ON THE GROUND.

I'M NOT BIGFOOT.

GET DOWN.

I'M NOT BIGFOOT.

DON'T SHOOT.

GOD DAMN IT, DAVID.

WAIT A MINUTE.

WHERE THE HELL.

IS THE CREATURE?.

WHERE THE HELL:

IS THE CREATURE?

I BELIEVE THIS IS MY

JURISDICTION.

THIS IS A MATTER

OF NATIONAL SECURITY ISSUE.

REALLY, A KID IN A

HALLOWEEN COSTUME?

HEY, I WANT THAT BACK.

COME ON, DAVID,

LET'S GO.

GENTLEMEN,

I'LL TAKE MISS CLARK.

I'M AFRAID NOT.

SHE'S GOT A LO TO ANSWER FOR.

BOYS, THIS IS WAY ABOVE

YOUR PAY GRADE. COME ON.

SHE'S ALL YOURS.

SORRY, ART.

HEY, DAD.

BIGFOOT'S BABY?

HEY.

YOUR MOTHER'S BEEN

WORRIED SICK ABOUT YOU.

WHERE THE HELL:

IS THE CREATURE?

WHERE THE HELL IS THE CREATURE?

GOD DAMN IT.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

THIS IS BULLSHIT.

I KNOW WHAT I SAW.

I GOT PICTURES.

I WISH THEY HADN' TAKEN MY CAMERA.

WHERE'D YOU GET THOSE PANTS?

THOSE ARE AWESOME.

I COULD REALLY DO SOME...

... HIDING

IN THE WILD WITH THOSE.

WHAT SIZE ARE YOU?

SEE YOU, LOUISE.

YEAH, SEE YOU, ARTHUR.

OH, YOUR BADGE.

ROCK ME, RODNEY.

DO YOU MIND IF:

I FISH THROUGH?

NO ONE'S STOPPING YA.

IT DOESN'T WORK.

WHAT?

FISHING NAKED.

YOU TOLD ME IT WAS

THE ONLY WAY TO.

CATCH BIG FISH?

I LIED.

I JUST WANTED TO SEE

IF I COULD GET YOU NAKED.

GUESS IT WORKED.

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