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I don't want to interfere.

Will you answer?

I'm joking. It's not the best joke...

Each is free...

- So...

- I'll be going.

I'm going, too.

So long.

I've got a scooter.

Want me to ride you?

I mean, give you a ride?

Totally! That'd be sweet.

I love scooters. You get all the...

Yeah, great sensations.

Sh*t! No helmet.

Never mind.

So I'll go...

- On foot.

- I'll walk home.

'Bye.

Tell me, love.

What?

ls your esthetician on the lam?

What makes you say that?

It's a bit messy around the bush.

Take a look at yourself!

It's an Afro!

I like your hair,

when you're near me.

Very funny.

Out of solidarity,

I'm willing to get a trim.

I can't decide what style, though.

Maybe a blow-dry,

sort of uptown class.

Or more exotic and daring,

a goatee like Jafar's under the nuts,

old-style.

Very funny.

Like the Barber of Seville.

It'd be funny.

Thinking of you, Julia. Big hugs.

Delete

Look, I tidied it up.

She surely thought it was a bad idea.

lt jeopardized your friendship.

Think so?

Definitely. Now play it cool.

Forget you sent that text.

I was ready to go on the offensive.

To shut her up like this...

And kiss her.

I'd move my fingers.

Cool it with Julia.

It'll mess things up.

Try the concierge's daughter.

She likes you.

I'm trying, but it's tough going.

You're home?

This is Maia, guys.

Timothy... My pleasure.

Relax.

lt stinks in here. Something awful.

Let's go to my room.

Think he's doing her?

That's the babe from the theater.

A serenade, he'll touch her earlobe,

and they're in raptures.

Right, little serenades and...

He'll say stuff like,

"Sir, don't you..."

I get the picture.

I love you.

How dare I speak so to your majesty?

What can I do?

You don't know what a serenade is.

Order me to die and I will die.

My heart is filled with dread.

Forgive me.

Don't stop.

Ravish me.

No one has ever spoken to me so.

I'm listening.

Your soul speaks to me

and overwhelms me so.

I need your eyes,

I need your voice.

I...

What is it?

Nothing.

There's nothing.

Man, you called?

What's that stink at the house?

Sorry, it's the hash I'm smoking.

lt reeks.

But hang on. I went in your room.

What's the deal?

The blood! You slaughter a sheep?

First, man,

never go in my room. Got that?

Second, the blood is Maia's.

She had a problem.

Wait. Since when d'you smoke

hash?

Gerard can't sell us grass any more,

so the hash is to tide me over.

Did she have her period?

Blood on the sheets!

Why can't Gerard sell grass?

What's up?

Because

the guy got his barn cleaned out.

That's what they said.

Was she a virgin?

Is that it?

Better yet:

you cornholed her.

You cornholed her, right?

Man!

Bumfucks her and hangs up on me!

You've reached Camille's cell.

I'm not available.

Where do I park Mr. Renato's car?

- I'll park it.

- I can do it.

Leave it. Move!

Camille?

See the mess?

What happened?

They cleaned us out. We're done.

Didn't leave us an ounce!

What am I gonna do?

It'll take 6 months to grow more.

I'm sorry.

Hi Timothy.

I'm fine. And you?

- How's it going?

- And you?

Great.

Later!

Take care.

Mr. Limoges?

Enough!

- What's wrong?

- What's wrong?

It's 9:
25 p.m., that's what.

It's too loud!

It's not late for normal folks.

I don't give a sh*t!

Tell your pals to turn it down.

I'll tell them.

"Normal folks"!

Have a nice evening, anyway.

Yeah, right!

I want to order pizza.

Mr. Limoges. I have an account.

So I'll take 10 pizzas,

with extra tuna, sausage, pineapple,

that's right...

double pepperoni.

Turn it down! The neighbor!

Okay, I'll turn it down.

Come out of there. The door's locked.

Silly! When'll we tell 'em?

How long we gonna play this game?

I'm not ready yet.

We stopped using condoms

2 months ago.

My dick's the one taking risks.

- Cut it out.

- You promised!

You're a pain.

I'm a pain?

I'm the one with my dick

under the fur.

Don't laugh, dammit!

He's starting to piss me off.

We turned it down!

That's enough, we turned down...

Sorry, I thought it was...

What is it?

The pizza.

I didn't order pizza.

He said the same downstairs.

What is this?

I'll call

because something's not right.

Call, because I didn't order pizza.

Who in the building

could've ordered...

Maybe on the third?

What do I owe?

215.43 euros.

Ouch! The card machine, please.

I'll have a piece.

Maybe it's not the...

What's this awful pizza?

Thank you.

This is Mr. Bastien,

the realtor.

I was just informed that

the last direct debit was refused.

I tried to reach your father

but he didn't return my calls.

Please contact me

as soon as possible.

You're home?

What're you up to?

Nothing.

Did you all pay

your share of the rent this month?

Totally. A problem?

No, just to be sure.

Hey, bro,

you sure you're okay?

Yeah, totally.

ls Nestor home?

He got home early from the library.

Not a single ring! Pain in the ass.

Quit muttering and pay up.

You bet on the wrong horse

and you pay. That's life.

If you don't win you don't buy lunch?

Relax, I'll pay.

Why? Sam usually pays.

What's your problem?

No lunch, no pals?

You just like my money?

I didn't say that.

You didn't? Then shut up!

You bust my balls.

I pay when I want to,

I don't when I don't. Got that?

Relax. Can't we kid around?

Why the huff? You okay?

I'm fine. I'm going for a walk.

Can't we joke any more?

ls he serious?

Why the hissy fit?

- How goes it?

- Hey, buddy.

- I'm almost done.

- I'll wait.

Nice going.

That's it.

You left all pissed. What's up?

That's what I want to talk about.

Here.

Thanks.

I'll shower and we'll grab a bite.

I'm starved.

I'll wait...

Outside. I'll wait outside.

Why didn't you just tell us?

I dunno, coz the place is awesome,

it was our dream.

I didn't want to spoil it all.

I promised,

and I wanted it to be perfect.

But man,

sometimes things aren't perfect

and it's okay.

As long as Camille

was selling me grass, it was fine.

I could stay afloat,

but now I'm in deep sh*t.

I can't eat this.

The sauce is like fire.

I like it hot, but damn!

You listening?

It's clear:

You gotta tell the others.

No, why tell them

and pile failure on failure?

We gotta get back on top.

I'm a winner, so are you.

Listen! What are you?

Sick. I feel sick.

I'm talking about something bigger.

What is?

Let's go in together.

We find a dealer,

a guy to sell us grass.

You smoke all you want,

we sell the rest 50-50.

I smoke all I want?

All you want.

I gotta think it over.

Take your time. 2, 3 days.

Let's do it! I'm game.

What a team!

I smoke all I want!

But watch out.

Not a word to the others.

No screw ups.

I'm not dumb.

No screw ups.

Something stinks.

- Man, it stinks!

- It's me.

Sorry. It's the sauce.

The sauce went straight down.

See you Saturday?

Who is it?

That chick?

- None of your business.

- It's that chick!

C'mon.

To bleed her ass again?

C'mon.

I bet she's healed.

Give her wazoo another chance.

What a poet.

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