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- TV-MA
- Year:
- 2017
- 92 min
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[CHUCKLES]
MM-HMM.
- OH, REALLY?
- YEAH. YEAH.
[CHUCKLES]
- [CHUCKLES]
- I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
- YEAH.
- OH.
[CHUCKLES]
[MOANING]
- [DOOR OPENS]
- WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO YOU EXACTLY?
- [CHUCKLES]
- WHAT DOES WHAT MEAN TO ME, DADDY?
HEY, YOU, LITTLE GUY.
WHOA. OKAY.
- HEY.
- GANG'S ALL HERE.
- YOU'RE SO WEIRD, DADDY.
- [CHUCKLES]
- YEAH, IT'S OKAY. COME ON.
- CAN I SLEEP HERE TOO, MOMMY?
- YEAH, YOU CAN, BABY.
- I CAN'T GO TO BED IN MY BED.
- YEAH.
[MARIA] ALL RIGHT,
EVERYBODY ALL SNUGGIE?
- NO.
- MM.
- [MARIA] HMM.
HEY, BABE, WILL YOU
GET THE LIGHTS?
[GROANS]
[GROANS]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
[DR. KEN]
SHOW TIME.
YOU, ALLAN, ARE A BAG OF MEA DEFINED ONLY BY THE PURPOSE
YOU ARE NO LONGER AN INDIVIDUAL.
A SEXUAL BEING.
A SEXUAL BEING.
AN INDIVIDUAL, TOO.
- "AN EVOLVED MAN."
- MM-HMM.
IN OTHER WORDS,
COMPLETELY DEVOID
OF EVERYTHING NORMALLY
- STRENGTH,
- [NURSE] MM-HMM.
- VIRILITY, POWER.
- MM-HMM. MM-HMM.
- [IMITATES BUZZER SOUND]
- F***!
- [LAUGHING]
IT'S LIKE A GODDAMN
POMERANIAN DOWN THERE.
- WAS I REALLY SUPPOSED TO SHAVE MY BALLS?
- MORE IMPORTANTLY,
PRACTICALLY PAINLESS PROCEDURE.
OH, DID I?
[ALLAN]
FOR ME.
I NOW UNDERSTAND
WHAT EVERYBODY MEANS
WHEN THEY SPEAK OF THA MOMENT OF CLARITY.
EXPERIENCE.
- [MUTED CHATTERING]
- MY-MY... MY FUTURE.
- [KIDS CLAMORING]
- AND ALL I COULD KEEP ASKING MYSELF WAS,
WALKING AROUND:
THIS PREDETERMINED PATH?
AND DRINKING, AND SHITTING,
WHY?"
AND WITH THAT, DEAR LISTENERS,
COLLECTIVELY EMBRACE
YOU FORCE A GROWN-ASS MAN
THERE'S NO ACTUAL
CUTTING OF BALLS
IN THE PROCEDURE.
YOU, SIR,
INTERRUPTING ME RIGHT NOW, OKAY?
FOR LIKE A YEAR.
LOOK, I WAS SHOWING
I-I DIDN'T KNOW, MAN.
DO YOU HAVE IDEA THE SHI THAT DAISY PUT ME THROUGH?
GET F***ING THERAPY.
- [DOOR OPENS]
[ENGINE STALLING]
COME ON, COME ON!
- [JASON] ALLAN, MAN, WHAT'S GOING ON.
- ALLAN, COME ON, MAN, LOOK...
YOU F***ING MOTHERF***ER
PIECE OF SH*T!
- [JASON] OH, SH*T.
- COME ON!
COME ON, YOU MOTHERF***ER!
START!
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
JUST TRY SOMETHING, OKAY?
JUST ANYTHING.
I-I-I THINK I CAN GET HER TO GO
FOR THE SUV WITH THE THIRD ROW,
BUT I-I NEED... I NEED A MINUTE.
[SIGHS]
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE LUCY IS.
[LAUGHS]
- OH, THANK YOU.
- I JUST GOT THE TITLE YESTERDAY.
MY A**HOLE CUSTOMER
SO I TOOK POSSESSION.
- THE 350.
- NO, DON'T TOUCH THAT!
NO, NO, NO, THAT'S A MINIVAN.
- THESE THINGS ARE CLASSICS NOW.
WHAT-WHAT'S-WHAT'S... TROOPER.
- THAT'S...
WITH THE THIRD ROW, BUT IT RUNS.
NO, PLE... I-I DON'T WANT IT, I DON' WANT IT, I DON'T WANT IT. IT'S...
WOULD YOU RATHER CALL YOUR WIFE
AND HAVE HER COME PICK YOU UP?
NO, NO.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[SIGHS]
BULLSHIT. MOTHERFUCKING
PIECE OF SH*T.
I DRIVE A JEEP.
A MAN DRIVE'S A JEEP.
MY VOICE.
[GRUNTS]
[CAR HONKS]
F*** YOU. F*** YOU.
LOOK AWAY, LOOK AWAY.
UGH. OH, JESUS CHRIST.
OH, YEAH, OF COURSE
YOU DON'T WORK.
- I KNOW.
I KNOW, OKAY? I'M S...
[CHUCKLES]
- NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT.
- WHAT?
YOU KNOW?
YOU'RE ASKING ME TOO MANY QUESTIONS.
GODDAMN IT.
I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, BUDDY,
I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY.
THIS...
[JASON]
[ALLAN]
[PHIL]
YEAH.
THERE YOU GO.
- [GULPS, THEN GROANS]
YEAH, I MEAN, I CAN GE ANOTHER BOTTLE AND GET SOME...
NO, NO, I'M FINE.
OH, SH*T.
NO, NO.
- AND I'VE REALIZED SOMETHING:
- [LIQUID POURS]
IT CANNOT POSSIBLY
GET ANY WORSE.
OKAY, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
DON'T, UH, DON'T SAY THAT.
THAT I DON'T WAN AND THEN EVERYTHING
WILL BE BETTER.
OKAY?
WOMEN DO ALL THE HEAVY LIFTING.
[SNARLS]
[SIGHS]
HEY, MAN, HE'S NO GETTING ANY BETTER.
I MEAN, SHOULD WE CALL SOMEBODY?
CALL WHO?
A SHRINK?
- HIS WIFE?
THAT WE ALL STAR DOING OUR FAIR SHARE.
LAID A LOT MORE.
NOW,
IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
F***ING MEN.
WE F*** IT UP.
- DAMN.
- THERE IS ACTUALLY, LIKE, A PRINCESS PARTY, RIGHT?
[MUSIC PLAYING]
- OH, HI, MOM.
- WHAT'S UP, MOMMY?
YOU DIDN'T WEAR
ENOUGH PINK TODAY.
PULLING THEIR WEIGHT.
OH, DID WE HAVE ANOTHER CHOICE AFTER
JASON'S STUNT THE OTHER NIGHT? PRICK.
WHERE'S THE BOOZE?
- OH, THERE'S NO ALCOHOL.
- NO.
- WHAT?
- UH, ORGANIC LEMONADE
- AND GLUTEN-FREE COOKIES.
- OH.
HEY, GREAT, DELICIOUS. MM.
DADDY, I WANT A WAND.
I WANT A WAND.
YES, I'M WATCHING YOU.
GET A WAND.
- YAY.
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