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- TV-MA
- Year:
- 2017
- 92 min
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- YEAH.
- [LAUGHTER]
THEY'LL GO CRAZY
LIFE GIVES YOU ORGANIC LEMONS,
YOU SPIKE 'EM.
- F*** YES.
- WHO THROWS A PARTY WITH NO ALCOHOL?
A**HOLES.
OH, LOOK WHO'S ON HIS WAY OUT.
- OH, HEY, DAN.
GREAT PARTY, BUDDY.
YOU GUYS.
THAT IN THERE IS ABOUT TO TURN
INTO A GODDAMN CLUSTERFUCK
THOSE, UH, ACTRESSES I, I BOUGH TO PLAY THE PRINCESSES
ARE TOTALLY LATE.
IF I DON'T GET SOME
ENTERTAINMENT GOING ON IN THERE.
SO I WAS THINKING, I GOT SOME MUSIC,
WE COULD DO MAYBE A LITTLE DANCE.
- MM-HMM.
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
PLEASE, ONE TIME.
LET'S SAVE THIS
KIDDIE PARTY, DAN.
YES! I KNEW YOU'D COME THROUGH.
- LET'S GO, LET'S GO.
- LET'S BE MEN.
- NO.
THANKS, MAN.
I'M SO GLAD I COULD HELP, DAN.
YOU KNOW, I RECENTLY STARTED TO
SEE THINGS A LOT MORE CLEARLY.
BAGGAGE.
- OH, YEAH?
- YEAH.
HUSBAND AND A DAD WASN'T ENOUGH.
YOU KNOW, I NEEDED
- [CHUCKLES]
- MM.
WELL, I DON'T NEED THAT ANYMORE.
THIS, RIGHT HERE,
IS US.
- OKAY, SURE.
- WHO ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BE ANYWAY?
- I DON'T EVEN KNOW.
IT'S SOME STUPID-ASS
SHOW SUSIE WATCHES.
OR PRINCESS DRESSES
- YEAH.
- LOOK, MAN,
I LOVE HER.
YOU KNOW?
WELL, LET'S NO F*** THIS UP THEN.
[GULPS]
AH.
AT LEAST I THINK IT'S THE SONG.
NO.
WE'RE GONNA ROCK
COME ON.
LET'S GO.
[BAWKS]
COMING THROUGH. GATHER 'ROUND.
LOOK WHAT I GOT!
LOOK WHAT'S BETTER
THAN A PRINCESS,
A PRINCESS PARTY, RIGHT?
[BAWKING]
THEY'RE LOVING THIS.
THEY'RE TOTALLY HAPPY.
[BABBLING]
[LAUGHING]
[SHOUTING]
SUSIE:
- THAT'S NOT EVEN THE RIGHT SONG.
- OKAY, OKAY.
- SUSIE, THAT'S NOT...
- THIS SUCKS!
- [KIDS BOOING]
WHO BOOS A CHICKEN?
[ALLAN]
WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU PEOPLE?
[BOOING CONTINUES]
YOU UNGRATEFUL:
LITTLE BASTARDS.
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE.
WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
PRINCESS PARTIES...
[CLAMORING]
[LAUGHING, CLAMORING]
- WHAT'S HAPPENING?
- [DR. KEN] WOW, ALLAN.
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
BUT DON'T WORRY, ALLAN,
A MAN'S BALLS ANYMORE.
WELL, THAT'S JUST GREAT.
WHILE YOU'RE WORKING?
AND I AM GONNA GET THROUGH THIS.
YOU GOT MOXIE, KID.
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
- WHO'S THIS?
- OH, WHAT, DIDN'T YOU KNOW?
THESE ARE FIRST-YEAR RESIDENTS.
- SAY HI, STUDENTS.
- HI.
THEY'RE VERY EXCITED.
- I... NO, NO.
- NOW DON'T YOU WORRY YOURSELF.
THROUGH EVERYTHING
IN CASE THEY CAN' CONTROL THE BLEEDING.
GAH! DR. KEN, PLEASE!
DOCTOR, I CAN'T FIND THEM.
- WHAT?
OH, ALLAN, I'M SORRY,
THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE.
YOUR BALLS MUST'VE SHRIVELED UP
INSIDE YOUR BODY.
OH, COME ON,
- [LAUGHTER]
THIS IS A MEDICAL EMERGENCY. NURSE,
GO GET THE PLIERS FROM THE TOOLBOX
- WHAT, WHAT? NO, NO, NO.
- YOU GUYS, START PRAYING. I'M GONNA GET A DRINK.
- COME BACK.
DON'T LEAVE ME!
AND TAKES BALLS,
[MARIA]
ALLAN.
ALLAN!
HMM.
DADDY, ARE YOU
FLIPPING OUT AGAIN?
NO, BABY, HE'S NO FLIPPING OUT AGAIN.
MAYBE HE'S DYING.
- DAD, YOU BETTER SAY SOMETHING RIGHT NOW.
- ALLAN...
I'M FINE.
I'M... TOTALLY FINE.
[PHONE RINGING]
SHOULD I GET THAT?
THAT IDIOT, CARTER, POSTED
EVERYBODY'S BEEN
CALLING ALL DAY.
AND SOME REALLY WEIRD COMMENTS.
OH.
[LUCY] DADDY, YOU'RE
REALLY SCARING ME, MOMMY.
BABY, DADDY, JUST GOT TOO WARM
THAT'S ALL, OKAY?
RIGHT, ALLAN?
FORKS ARE FUNNY.
[LAUGHING]
OKAY.
MAYBE WE'LL JUS POSTPONE THE VASECTOMY
AND... MAYBE EVERYTHING CAN GE BACK TO NORMAL AROUND HERE.
MM.
I DON'T THINK ANYTHING WILL BE
KIDS?
- RIGHT NOW?
OKAY.
[TYLER]
COME ON.
[NATHAN]
BUT I'M STILL EATING.
[TYLER]
I DON'T CARE. COME ON.
[LUCY] BUT WHEN ARE WE GONNA EAT?
I'M NOT FULL.
[TYLER]
I'VE GOT SOME SWEETS IN MY ROOM.
WHAT THE F*** IS WRONG WITH YOU?
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA THE KIND OF
SH*T YOU PUT US THROUGH TODAY?
AND NOW FORKS?
- [CHAIR SLIDES]
- OH, MY GOD.
THE F***ING FORK, ALLAN.
OUR TREATMENT.
WELL, I LOVE YOU,
I'M LOST, I-I DON'T KNOW
WHO I AM ANYMORE.
AND I-I'M TRYING
AND I'M WONDERING WHAT...
WHAT IS... WHAT'S HAPPENED?
YOU GREW UP, ALLAN.
WELL, I DON'T WANT TO
GROW UP ANYMORE.
AWESOME.
THAT'S GREAT.
NO, LISTEN, W-WHY...
WHY CAN'T WE DO
HMM.
- HONEY...
- [LIQUID POURING]
WELL, I GUESS WE'RE REAL
MARRIED PEOPLE NOW.
JUST COMMON,
RUN-OF-THE-MILL,
BASIC MARRIED PEOPLE.
WE'RE NOT.
WE'RE NOT BASIC, WE'RE NO BASIC MARRIED PEOPLE.
ARE WE?
YEAH.
YOU KNOW, I...
WATCHED THAT DOCUMENTARY
YEAH, YEAH, I'VE SEEN THAT.
IN THE QUEUE, I MEAN.
ANYWAY,
THEY HAVE TO GO OU INTO THE REAL WORLD
AND EXPERIENCE I TO SEE IF THE AMISH LIFE
YEAH.
WATCH IT TONIGHT, IF YOU WANT.
THIS... DOUBT.
IT'S NOT ABOU THE F***ING VASECTOMY, JESUS.
WITH THIS LIFE.
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