Flashbacks Of A Fool Page #3
Or do I have to chop 'em all meself?
Yeah, I'm coming.
We were just talking.
I better go back.
See you later, Joe.
I hate holidays as I much as I hate
sport, and that's saying something.
I'm gonna have to go, Grace.
I might come by later.
- Bye.
- Bye, then.
I think this is ready for pouring.
Evelyn should keep that child
locked up at home.
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
Stop!
That was a good day's work.
I enjoy the satisfaction
Goodbye, Peggy Tickell!
Goodbye, Peggy Tickell!
Off already, Mrs Rogers?
Yes. I don't like to overstay
my welcome.
I know when I'm wanted. Make it
pretty bloody obvious, don't they?
I've spent all day
doing their bloody cauliflower!
Joe?
Joe!
What?
I want you to do something for me.
Can you take these over to Evelyn,
please?
OK.
Say thank you to her for me.
Hi, Joe.
I was about to get in the bath.
- Mum asked me to bring these round.
- Come in.
Go through.
I was being a terrible tease earlier on.
You don't mind, do you?
No.
Did you like kissing me?
Yeah. Yeah, I did.
Would you like to do it again?
You look like you would.
Yeah.
Would you, Joe?
Your mum'd kill me if she found out.
She wouldn't find out.
I suppose she wouldn't.
You are very, very naughty.
Hey, you two, what's going on?
Quick, it's Jack!
Do your trousers up!
Quickly! Come on! Come on, out.
Out, come on! Get out!
Sh*t! He's back early!
Come here, my beautiful girl!
- What's happened?
Jesse, you can't go around
thumping people, you know.
- She hit me first!
- I did not!
Alright, that's enough.
Joe, how are you?
Haven't seen you for a while.
- OK, let me take her.
- No.
She's fine now.
Mum asked me to bring some piccalilli.
Piccalilli! Lovely.
- You gonna stop for a cuppa?
- No, I've got to take Jesse back.
Say thanks to your mum
for the piccalilli.
Shall we go and find you
some sweeties? Yeah?
How long did God take
to make the world?
Six days, and he rested on the seventh.
He should've taken longer.
He would have done a better job.
I could've done better.
Come on, I'll race you.
85, 86, 87, 88, 89,
You bastard!
That's 50 pence you owe me, Hubble.
I hope you die next time.
How come you can do 106 seconds
and I can't even do 30?
God-given talent I didn't ask for.
It's Ruth Davies.
Oi, Ruth!
Well, if you do, Kevin Hubble,
and I ever find out...
She wants me.
- This is boring!
- What?
F***!
Wotcher, Ruth.
Hi, Joe.
Sh*t!
You look tired.
- Do I?
- Yeah.
Well, I keep dreaming
that I can't sleep
and I wake up exhausted.
F***!
See what you made me do?
I'm gonna go.
See ya.
Do you wanna come?
- What, me?
- Yeah.
OK.
Joe! I thought
we were going to the pictures.
Slight change of plan.
Jammy bastard!
Oh, the Jean Genie lives on his back
The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks
He's outrageous,
he screams and he bawls
The Jean Genie, let yourself go
Who do you like more, Bowie or Roxy?
I can't choose,
cos they're both brilliant.
- You have to.
- It's impossible to choose.
If you asked me Bowie
or Deep Purple
or Roxy and Black Sabbath,
then I could choose.
But not Bowie and Roxy.
Thanks, but I don't smoke.
Right.
Here, try this on.
So do you know
what this song is about?
No.
It's about Jean Genet.
He's a French writer.
See, Jean Genie,
it's just a clever wordplay.
"He says he's a beautician and sells
you nutrition. " He sells drugs.
"The Jean Genie lives on his back. "
He's a poof.
"The Jean Genie loves
chimney stacks. " He loves cocaine.
- What?
- What goes up chimneys?
- Smoke.
- And what makes smoke?
- Coal.
Yeah. And coke.
"He's walking on snow white. "
It means he's walking on cocaine.
How do you know
that's what he means?
I read it in NME.
Boots chucked his girlfriend because
she couldn't sit through a Bowie album.
- He likes Bowie?
- He loves Bowie.
Boots is a nose-picker.
The kind who wipes his hand under
the seat if there isn't a tissue handy.
- Or even if there is.
- How do you know that?
I'm a good judge of character.
I'm not saying I mind.
I'm just saying I know.
Come on,
let's get another drink.
Red or white?
- White.
- Why are you whispering?
Relax. There's no one here.
- Can I have a look around?
- Sure.
- What are you doing?
- This carpet is unbelievable.
- How do you keep it so clean?
- No one's allowed in this room.
- Sorry.
- I don't care.
You can lay on it all you want.
This feels good.
I read that book by whatshisname.
- William Burroughs
- Yeah. Junkie.
Did you like it?
No, not really.
So it's back to The Hobbit, then.
How fantastic is this song?
They're gods.
Come on.
You do the backing vocals
on the next verse.
- What?
- Come on.
OK.
This is what you do.
Think Roxy girl.
I'm gonna be Bryan.
When will I see you again?
When will we share
precious moments?
- How about tomorrow?
- OK.
- We could go to the pictures.
- OK.
- I'll meet you at the arcade at seven.
- OK.
Can I kiss you?
OK.
Tomorrow, then.
Seven o'clock.
We're not gonna catch anything
if those prats are splashing about.
You never see kestrel any more.
You used to be able to look up,
catch 'em on the wind.
Now you'll be lucky.
Hey, Joe, remember when we used
to go fishing with your dad?
He snared hundreds of pikes, Joe's dad.
Didn't even use a rod. He used,
like, this old leather bootlace.
He'd see a pike
laying in the riverbed,
and he'd take this old lace
and make it into a loop.
He'd hang the loop from a pole
and gradually, gradually just
lower it down in front of him.
He'd go into the slipknot
and onto the bank. Caught hundreds.
- Can you give me a hand?
- (Kevin) Oi, Joe!
"Well, if you do, Kevin Hubble,
and I ever find out!"
"Don't hurt me, Joe. Please don't
hurt me! I've never done it before. "
- "I'm a virgin. "
- You're such a moron, Hubble.
Wanker!
- You know Erich Conrad's a poof?
- No, he's not.
He is. He told his brother
and his brother told me.
He realised he was a poof when
he was watching wrestling on the telly
and he got an erection.
Erich Conrad's a poof.
I knew that. He got a hard-on
while watching the wrestling.
You know Billie Jean King?
She's a lesbian.
Joe's Aunt Peggy's a lezzer.
No, she's not!
Why does she look like a bloke, then?
You're a f***ing retard, Hubble!
He's trying to f*** me!
- He's trying to f*** me!
- Come back here.
My granddad just visited
a German concentration camp.
Said it was the most horrible place.
Everyone on the tour was crying.
Everything there is kept original.
He said Germans eat twice as much
as we do in England.
And the men, they walk around with
great big arses on 'em like women.
Old people loved the war. They
always cheer up when it's mentioned.
My grandma doesn't like foreigners.
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