Flock of Dudes Page #12

this a psychologist thing or...

Oh, my god.

Scientology, no.

Are you... I'm sorry,

but who are you again?

I'm a friend of your mom's.

OK.

And if you really

want to dig down

a little deeper into the

reality of the situation...

I don't know.

I don't know.

Then...

Hey, Adam.

They're about to cut the cake.

OK, cool.

I should probably get in

there for my brother and all.

And this... this is super...

Super f***ing weird.

But, um, thank you.

Thanks, uh, for the talk.

Super f***ing weird?

What's super f***ing weird is

I'm super f***ing your mom.

That's what's super

f***ing weird.

So listen.

I know that it's my job to

share, uh, embarrassing stories

here.

But, uh, David made we promise

that I wouldn't come up

here and talk about how he tried

to reinvent himself in college

as Rave Dave, the one-man party,

and get really good at glow

sticks.

Anyway, that's well behind them.

But if we get lucky,

maybe he'll pull him out.

It's not happening.

To David and Amanda, everybody.

Hey.

Hey.

Are you having a good time?

Yeah, of course, I am.

Yeah.

It's just great.

This is the best... I

mean, this is the best

wedding I've ever been to.

Oh, thanks.

That's sweet.

So why do you look so miserable?

Heh.

Just go say hi.

Uh, I... I can't.

Adam, I've known

you for a long time.

I know you can.

You can't say no to me.

This is my wedding day.

All right.

OK.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

You guys, uh, I'm sorry.

Ha ha ha!

Yeah!

All right, I knew you

were going to do that.

Dude, there is no

reason to apologize.

No, look.

I... I... there is, OK?

I thought that

this was just gonna

be another one of those

stupid things that we do,

like when we got stoned

every day for a month.

Jewel High, 2010.

Right.

That f***ing sucked!

I thought that afterwards

that it was all just

gonna go back to

the way things were,

and that's why I freaked out.

I... I didn't think that

it would actually work.

Adam, the whole breakup

worked, because we...

We gave each other

enough space to figure

out what we really wanted.

Yes, and now we are

even more awesome.

So what else would you want?

Honestly?

Beth.

I know that she doesn't want

to be at the top of my list.

But she's what's missing.

Hey, there's these guys.

Bros before hos, huh?

That was weird.

All right, just

trying to fit in.

OK, have fun.

Hey, dude.

That list has got to be

a lot shorter now, right?

Yeah, and if that's

what's missing,

let's go fix that sh*t, brother.

Yeah, let's get the girl!

Get the girl.

Babe, come on.

We got to get the girl.

Oh!

We took the shuttle

from the hotel.

Let's do it.

Yes!

- The keys are in the ignition.

- Yes.

Who's driving?

I can't drive a bus.

I would fail every DUI

test known to man right now.

I'm legally forbidden

from driving buses.

You guys know that.

I can drive a bus.

How cool is this guy?

One second.

Hello?

Hey, listen.

Uh, I... I promise you that

this isn't a booty call.

I just... where... where

are you right now?

OK.

Uh, listen.

Stay right there, OK?

OK.

Now, do you know

what you're going

to say when you get there?

Do... do you need any

help or anything?

Uh, yeah, you know,

I think I got it.

Yeah.

You sure?

Yeah.

Thanks.

All right.

Well, I did steal Kelly

Kapowski away from Zack Morris,

you know?

I'm just saying.

Yeah.

I got it.

Thanks, though.

- You sure?

- Yeah.

- Thanks.

- All right.

Here.

Pull off here.

Listen.

You got this, Preppy.

Oh, my... it's so... so awesome

that you just called me that.

Thanks, man.

Yeah.

I am pretty awesome.

Beth.

Beth.

Look, I know there's a

lot to take in right now.

But this has to happen now, OK?

Guys, come out here.

Barrett, Mook, Howie.

Beth, you already know Mook.

And this is Howie.

And that's Barrett over there.

I need you to know these

guys, because, uh, I

want you to know me.

We broke up.

During that time, I

had to decide what

I wanted to do with my life.

It was really hard.

But I think I finally did it.

I mean, I'm... I'm a writer now.

Blogger, technically.

All right, Barrett.

OK.

I got my own place.

In Burbank.

Mook, it doesn't...

The only thing in my life

that's missing right now is you.

Oh, that is so cute, huh?

All right.

I should have kept

these guys in the bus.

Can I come up there?

Yeah.

Oh.

Beth, thanks.

That's, uh, much better.

Look.

Uh, Beth, I, um... I realize

now that you needed time too.

And I didn't respect that.

And I... I should've.

So I'm sorry.

Thank you.

You know, I keep thinking

about that guy who

was masturbating in the park.

And why doesn't

that surprise me?

The truth is, you

have a lot in common

with that filthy exhibitionist.

Look, you're going

to look back on this,

and you're going to wonder

what could've happened.

What you let go just because

the timing wasn't right.

Beth, I miss you.

And I just... I want to go

back to the way things were.

I want... I want to

hang out with you.

I want to be around you.

And this way, if

you decide one day

that you want more

than you know what,

I'm going to be right here.

I don't... I don't want that.

I missed you too.

Are you sure about this?

No.

But I'm ready.

Hey, wait.

That... that guy who

would, you know,

dress up in the California

Raisins costume and, you know,

win fishbowl races...

I... I liked that guy.

And I liked who I

was around that guy.

He's not completely gone, is he?

Uh, no.

I mean, I just stole

a bus and crashed

a party with my friends.

So I would say it's

safe to say that this

is never gonna be boring.

I wonder what they're

doing up there.

You guys are

definitely gonna win

best couples costume tonight.

Us?

What are talking about?

You know who's the shoo-in?

Mook and Stephanie.

Look.

What?

Yeah!

- Hahaha, yeah!

- All right.

I don't mind being

the fifth wheel

tonight, 'cause you

guys all look amazing.

But I'm just saying, I'm very

happy to be single on Halloween

night.

I got the winning costume.

It's not original, but...

Are you going to

Lyle's Halloween party?

Me too.

Hey, what's up?

I'm Barrett.

Hey, Barrett.

I like what you

got going on here.

OK.

OK.

No, we're good.

We're good here.

We're...

- Hey, Elvis.

Howie's still gonna meet

us with us after he's

done trick-or-treating?

That's the plan, but who knows?

Nice.

Howie!

Hey!

We've figured out the best

way to trick-or-treat!

Come on board!

Oh, my god, what is this?

Only the best

invention known to man.

Get up on that thing, girl!

Woo!

So are you coming with us, or...

I'm not letting you

out of my sight again.

Again?

So I gather this is not your

first time on a barcycle.

No, and it's definitely

gonna be my last.

Better not be.

All right.

We got to get one

little kid candy pronto.

So peddle!

Ooh, I want some candy!

I want candy!

Well, keep...

Get your candy.

Just keep your pants on, Mook.

No promises!

But actually keep

your pants on for real.

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