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day of my life, man.

You're being selfish.

- How am I being selfish?

- Just get it together.

Hey, guys.

Hi.

Mario, this is Adam.

Hey.

Hey, how are you?

- Barrett.

- Yeah.

- Big fan.

- Oh.

Huge fan.

And not of the hosting bullshit.

But you know.

You know.

Yeah, yeah, I can

probably guess.

"Saved by the Bell."

That's it, man.

Oh.

I like the, uh... the... that

you got going on there.

Oh, heh.

Uh, yeah.

Oh, it's not real.

I... I didn't get the memo.

I'm sorry.

Yeah, no, it's just

something we do every year.

- It's called Fu Man...

- Choose Your Own Adventure.

Yeah.

I can't believe it's that

time of year again, huh?

I... I... I can't believe it.

Hey, maybe next

year you could join us.

Yeah.

Well, that's the whole thing.

But yeah.

I mean, maybe.

But...

- He could totally join us.

Yeah, I know, but

I'm talking about...

Maybe.

Heh.

Uh, excuse me, guys.

I gotta use the restroom.

Honey, OK, I'll...

I'll be right back.

- OK.

- Oh, that's so crazy.

I have to go too.

'K.

I'll try to sneak

a peek for you.

Don't do that.

Hey.

Hey There

How is everything?

Really good.

God, it's so funny you

asked, 'cause, uh, just, uh,

been doing good stuff.

Yeah, wow.

I can't believe you're

dating AC Slater.

That's crazy.

Well, actually,

his name is Mario...

Albert Clifford Slater.

No, I know his name.

Heh-heh.

It's so weird because

a few years ago, uh,

we were just on

your couch watching

"Saved by the Bell" reruns.

And now, I just can't believe

Slater's been inside you,

you know?

It's like... uh, but

what are the odds, huh?

I... I really don't

know the odds to that.

Everybody, can I

have your attention

for one second, please?

I think it's time we should

toast my beautiful girlfriend,

Amanda.

She... she passed the bar

today and is officially

a bloodsucking lawyer.

Hear, hear.

I just want to say,

in all seriousness,

that I'm so proud of you, hon.

And I'm proud of who I've

become since knowing you.

I know that I could spend

the rest of my life with you.

So, um...

Amanda will you marry me?

Yes!

Oh, my god, yes!

Who's ready for Fu Man

Choose Your Own Adventure?

Are we not playing today?

Guys could've sent an

email or something.

Awesome.

Nice b*obs.

Morning.

Hey.

Hey.

I just saw a couple of

unsatisfied women out there.

Who disappointed

them last night?

Uh, I think maybe they're

disappointed in themselves.

This place, uh,

looks disgusting.

I'm glad you guys

cleaned up for the draft.

Hey, guys, how's it going?

How are you doing, David?

Good morning.

Uh, quick question.

Who was texting Casey last

night posing as my angry wife?

Let me explain to you

something about Casey, OK?

She is very young.

She's impressionable.

She believed I was

a state senator.

Why?

Because I have a beard.

Now, who did it?

No one?

OK, wow.

Guess what.

Vengeance will be mine.

Are you guys still

declaring vengeance?

What is that?

Are you guys, like, 15?

Hey.

What the f***

happened to this place?

Pussypop!

Pussypop!

Hey, I'm a grown-ass

man with a family.

Y'all gotta stop calling

me Pussypop, man.

Hey, baby.

What's up, buttercup?

Oh, buttercup...

That's a new one.

Buttercup, I love you.

You guys haven't

changed one bit.

Thank you.

Not a compliment.

Oh, sh*t.

What's going on?

Barrett.

It's cool.

That's why we got

the backup generator.

"This is why

we got a backup generator."

They usually send a

final warning first.

They do.

All right, it's gonna be OK.

Just don't... I love you.

OK.

How's the wife, David?

Don't say "wife."

We haven't been to

his funeral yet.

Sorry, Pussypop.

Please stop acting like

my wedding was a funeral.

Miss you, Pussypop.

This is for you, home.

I'm alive!

Morning, dude.

Morning.

Good morning, sunshine.

Hey.

You feel out your baggy yet?

What the hell are

you talking about?

Mm.

Check your email, shemale.

Howie made a March

Madness tournament

of all the hot chicks

Mario Lopez has f***ed.

Katherine is up against

the Victoria's Secret model

in the first round.

She's a two-seed.

Congrats, baby.

Does Howie ever actually

do any work at work?

Never.

Oh, we also just got the Evite

for Miles' big Halloween party.

What are we gonna be this year?

Uh, you know,

I'm... I don't want

to do a group costume again.

Nah.

We'll think of something cool.

Morning, Adam.

Hey, Mook.

Hey.

Are you guys going to be long?

Yeah, might be a few minutes.

Go for it.

Oh, thanks.

"Adam's Fantasy

Midseason Report Card?"

Very work-related, I'm sure.

Well, it helps me

get through the day,

so it's got to count

for something, huh?

Hey, Beth.

You going to Lyle's

Halloween party?

Guess that depends.

Are you guys going dressed

as the Spice Girls again?

Oh, for the record, I

immediately regretted that.

I didn't regret sh*t.

I'm Scary Spice

till I D-I-E, dawg.

Oh, god.

Um, are you gonna shave

your legs again this year?

Oh, well, not for Halloween.

All right, I'm out of here.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Sorry you have to think

about my legs right now.

Apology unaccepted.

So we are just openly

hitting on Beth now?

No, I'm just messing around.

Come on, she always

has a boyfriend anyway.

Never stopped me

before, big dog.

Up top.

I don't... I'm not

gonna high-five you.

Little pinkie?

- OK, fine, there.

- There you go.

There you go.

- Good, you happy?

Mm-hmm.

Adam, I was just

calling your desk.

I have a package for you.

Oh, cool.

So how was your weekend?

It was great.

I tried pineapple

for the first time.

So I've been wanting

to talk to you.

One of my friends from

college just moved here,

and she doesn't know anybody.

And so I was worrying if

any guys I worked with...

Wait, OK.

What does she do for a living?

She may be an actress.

OK, no.

We've been over this before.

Come on.

I know, but I really

think you'd like her.

I mean, I know you're super

begin into Asian girls,

but she's really pretty.

Wait, why do you think

I'm big into Asian girls?

Well, Mook showed me

a picture of your ex.

She's gorgeous... definitely

final four potential.

Yes.

Really?

All right, let me

help you with this.

Look at that thing.

Who's it from?

Says it's from you.

Oh, no, no, no wait!

Whoa, sh*t.

Sorry.

My roommate is declaring

vengeance on us.

Jamie,

called to... oh.

Hey.

What is that?

Is that for me or...

No, it's, uh, for me.

Or, I mean, it could

be... if you want it.

You don't want it.

- No, I don't want it.

- Of course you don't want it.

Um...

What is wrong with you guys?

Seriously.

What's your name?

Mook.

Mook, I'd expect this from you.

But you, Aaron?

Adam.

Adam?

You think that matters?

You're holding a...

A vase of d*cks.

Point taken.

Come on!

It's a national lacrosse league.

This is disappointing.

Put those d*cks somewhere.

Can he say... he'd

say that to us.

I'll take care of it.

I... you guys shouldn't

have to deal with this.

I have a... I have

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