Followers Page #5

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I love you too.

Trust me.

Just trust me.

This is going to

be amazing footage.

Jake...

[inaudible]

Jake, oh my god.

Brooke?

Hi.

Hi.

My name's Jake.

It's so nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you, Jake.

I've seen, like, every

video you've posted.

I'm one of your 200 some

odd thousand followers.

Do you mind if I get a picture?

Sure.

OK.

Just one.

By the way, you look

fantastic on camera.

Thanks.

I really... I'm sorry.

I've really got to go.

Oh my gosh.

You've got to be kidding.

Thank you so much.

Yeah.

See you around.

You've got to be kidding.

You took a picture with her?

Jake, are you serious?

Dude.

Ma'am!

Now that was interesting.

No.

No.

People will watch that.

I can't believe you got

that close to them, man.

That was... you've got

some big cajones, man.

But we did it.

That's great.

For the film.

For the movie, that was good.

I just can't see

past this truck.

I know.

[inaudible]

We are getting out to

the country right now.

Wow.

Look at this.

Look at this slack

jawed Yoga on the back...

Whoa!

Whoa, what is this guy doing?

Dude, this guy's a nutcase!

What is going on here?

This is really...

Dude, she's...

What a jerk!

They're going to run

them off the road.

Oh my gosh!

Oh my gosh!

Oh, no, no, no.

He just ran off the road.

Oh my gosh.

Oh, you redneck douche bags.

What do we do?

What do we do?

I don't know.

Just keep your distance.

Keep your distance.

I'm going to pull over.

OK.

Pull over.

Pull over.

We'll find a rest stop.

We'll find something.

We can't go back right now.

That's a little too weird.

That was weird, man.

We are traveling into

the filmmaking abyss!

That's amazing.

This is going to be good!

This is going to be great.

We can be... hey, documentaries,

they flow naturally

with what you're getting.

I think we're on to

something big here.

That's good.

That's exciting.

That was nuts.

We lost them.

It was those jerks

in the pickup truck.

What the heck was

that all about?

It's all right.

I mean, we know the campground

that they're going to.

We know where

they're going to be.

Yeah.

Now that these guys scare

the crap out of them,

they cancel the whole trip.

I mean...

No, I know Brooke.

She's... we've seen her videos.

She's going to go

through with this.

No.

Nope.

Nothing.

All right.

No, they're not down there.

I didn't see any cars.

Here we go.

Here we go.

No, that's not them.

That's not them.

You got any service?

I've gotten no service

out here at all.

You know I hate camping?

It's not so bad.

Bugs, snakes, weird sh*t

crawling all over you.

I don't know.

Did you have a bad experience?

Well, yeah.

I mean, I went camping a

grand total of one time.

One time.

And I was eight years old.

I went camping with my family.

And we were at lunch and

I was eating a hot dog

and a snake from above, a

small snake, fell on my hot dog

while I was eating it.

And that just like freaks

you out, obviously, as a kid.

Freaked me out so much

my mom took me home

and we spent the whole

weekend watching HBO

while the rest of

the family camped.

Been an indoorsy guy ever since.

Know what I mean?

I used to go camping

with my father.

I didn't always want to go when

I was younger, but he insisted.

My dad was an interesting guy.

Had a weird way of

teaching me lessons.

A couple times we'd go out to

the woods and the first day,

two days would be fun.

I'd wake up in the morning

and he would be gone,

and I had to find my

way around by myself.

Oh, here we go.

Is that it?

That's it.

OK.

Go Easy.

They might be here.

Might be around here somewhere.

Hold on.

Just... I think they're

like deeper into the woods.

I think we're OK.

OK.

Just be quiet.

Shh.

Is there anything in there?

No.

I mean, they've got to

be around here somewhere.

Let's go in there.

Let's go in.

OK.

Grab your bag in case we have

to stay out there overnight.

Overnight?

Yeah.

All right.

OK.

I really wasn't thinking

we'd do that, but OK.

Team death vlog going into

the forest for the hunt.

I mean, are we...

I mean, is this even

the right direction?

I'm not really sure.

We're going here.

Primitive camping.

Well, why?

Well, think about

who we're following.

Caleb's kind of an extreme guy.

Extreme sports.

He's going to want

to be alone with her.

No interruptions, right?

She would hate that.

So she'd want to stay close.

Well, where are we?

We're over here.

OK.

So we're... so this

is essentially...

OK.

So this is essentially

a fork in the road.

We're either going

to walk 1.1 miles

and not find anybody

or walk 3.4 miles

and possibly not find anybody.

[interposing voices]

Don't walk much, huh?

You got any better ideas?

Yeah.

Actually, I do

have a better idea.

We use technology.

Check it out!

Here we go.

Yes.

And see, now we can

scan the entire roadway.

Almost.

This is perfect.

The longer we play with this,

the further they get away.

We got it.

Hold on.

Oh, shoot.

It just disconnected on me.

Oh, come on!

There's your technology for you.

Jake, come on, man.

This is important.

This is a very

important gift to me.

All right.

I lost it.

Wait, no!

I found it!

No, it crashed.

We crashed it.

Well, I think we should

go find it at least.

Forget the drone!

Well, it's an

expensive gift, Jake.

All right?

Let's find them!

Jake, it's...

How about that?

The reason we're here.

All right.

OK.

We are deep into

the woods right now.

And, I mean, we're trying

to find Caleb and Brooke.

Watch your step.

I don't know.

I just... I feel like we're

exposed to the elements

right now.

You know, this is not exactly

what I signed up for, Jake.

I think we should just call

it a night, find the trail,

let's get out of here.

I'm serious, Jake.

Let's get out of here.

It's starting to get a

little too much right now.

I'm pretty sure my

mom is calling me.

I don't even have

service out here.

I'm pretty sure my mom's

left me a ton of voicemails.

Your mom?

Your mother.

How old are you again?

Here we are hunting

for Caleb and Brooke.

So hungry right now.

Come on!

Jake, come on!

Wait up, man!

All right.

Well, now which way do we go?

Left?

Oh, OK.

Hey, Jake.

Seriously.

Jake.

Jake.

No, seriously.

I need to go to

the bathroom, man.

Can you hold this?

Jake, I need to go

to the bathroom, man.

Can you hold this camera?

Yeah.

Can you hold it?

Thank you, man.

Oh.

Oh, god.

Oh.

Would you shut up?

I needed that, man.

OK.

OK.

We're good.

Whoa!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

What?

What happened?

What happened?

What did you see?

I swore I just saw a frickin'

black widow spider, man.

Oh my god.

You saw a black

widow from that...

Oh my god, dude.

That freaked me out.

Dude, spiders.

Me and spiders, no, man.

That is where I'm

drawing the line.

[jake laughing]

It's not funny, Jake!

It's not funny, man!

Those things can kill you.

Man.

Oh.

Do me a favor.

Yeah?

Put your hand in your pocket.

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