Followers Page #6

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You feel anything hanging

between your legs?

[jake laughing]

Look, man.

Everyone's got phobias.

Jake, man, I'm

hungry, I'm tired.

Forget it, man.

We're just not going

to find them tonight.

I'd rather just be at home, man.

Don't you just want to feel

the comfort of your bed?

Air conditioning.

When we find Brooke,

you better hope

she's a lesbian because the

things you're saying right now

are extremely feminine.

It's enough.

Stop running your gap, dude.

God.

Well, Brooke likes

sensitive guys, Jake.

Maybe that's something

you could learn, OK?

You know what I'm

sensitive to, Nick?

You know what I'm sensitive to?

All right, Jake.

Take it easy, man.

You running your mouth

over, and over, and over.

Jake...

I can't hear a thing!

Jake!

Easy, man!

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, man.

I'm sorry.

Look...

Why are we out here?

We're here to make a movie.

All right.

Now, do you actually

believe that?

Well, yeah.

Yeah, man, but I'm just...

Then whey are you

laying on your back?

Get up.

Jake...

You could use the exercise.

People come in all sorts of

shapes and sizes, all right?

Yeah.

OK.

Where are we right now?

What are you hearing?

I heard voices.

All I can hear is mosquitoes

buzzing by my ear.

We cant hear anything

if you keep talking.

I'm sorry.

All right.

Come on.

OK.

Use the tree.

Use the tree.

Come here.

That's them!

You're standing in the open!

Come here!

Yup.

That's them.

We found them.

Wow.

We've got to turn around.

Go back.

Come back out here

when it's dark.

OK.

Can we go find my

drone now then?

All right.

It's 3 AM.

We're outside Brooke

and Caleb's campsite.

This is crazy.

All right.

I want you to get in

closer, all right?

Get in closer, get

in the tent, and get

a shot of them sleeping.

No, no, no, no.

That's too crazy.

No one's ever done this before.

If you ever had to get

a shot, it's this one.

Come on.

This will make the movie.

All right.

Good point.

Holy sh*t.

Turn the light off, turn the

light off, turn the light off.

Turn it off!

Turn the light off!

[caleb yells]

[brooke screams]

Oh my god, Caleb!

So not funny!

[inaudible]

That was huge!

Oh my god!

That was huge!

That was good.

That was good.

Tomorrow.

So that's the end of

day one of death vlog.

It was a really

tiring day, but we're

getting some rest

in our car tonight

and we're getting pumped up

for tomorrow's big reveal.

I can't wait to surprise

Brooke and Caleb

and see the look on

their faces, and I

can't wait to meet Brooke.

And I think after

all this, we're

all going to be

really good friends.

Team death vlog out.

What we're doing

here, is it really

going to make a difference?

Is anyone going to see

this and be affected by it?

Are you going to see this and

make a change in your life?

No.

No, you're going to look up

from your phone long enough

to laugh about it with a

friend, and then you're

going to look right

back down at your phone

and see how many of your

friends liked the same article.

But that's as far as

it goes because it

didn't happen to you.

You're not the one in danger.

Not yet.

And I'm tired of

begging you to see it.

So what I'm going to do,

what I'm going to do tomorrow

is I'm going to do

something that's

going to send a ripple

through the psychosphere.

I'm going to try and change

the course of human evolution

and show you that we're

no longer transcending

to the fusion of

humans and technology,

but rather descending into

slaves for it because we eat,

sleep, drink, breathe

electronic validation.

Facebook, Twitter,

Instagram, Snapchat,

the juggernauts of

the etherworld that

feed our egomaniacal desires.

We are prostitutes for likes.

We're not our likes,

we're not our followers,

were not even our

photos anymore.

Nothing is gained

from all of this.

Nothing is accomplished.

We don't gain anything except

for maybe a few followers.

A few strangers

who we know nothing

about who took an interest in

the persona we have created.

Followers that we didn't mind

sharing or name, phone number,

address with.

The time for telling you that

this is dangerous and no good,

that time has passed.

Now it's time to show you

because no one pays attention

until someone gets hurt.

All right.

Today is day two of death vlog.

Today's the big reveal.

All right.

Today is day two of death vlog.

Today's the big reveal.

I can't wait.

I'm excited.

My buddy in crime,

Jake, you're the man.

How do you feel?

Good.

Real good.

I love it.

He's excited as I am.

He's ready for this.

Today we are going to

make cinematic history.

All right, man.

Jake, this is it.

The big reveal.

You ready for this?

All right.

Here.

Put this on.

What is this for?

The hat?

Well, because it's scary, man.

This is scary?

Yeah.

They are going to freak out.

All right.

Let's do it.

[inaudible]

So the first thing

you're going to do,

you're going to get

down and put on a pose.

Oh my god.

That's her.

It's Brooke.

You're going to slowly work

your way to your normal plank.

Now, remember to

really [inaudible]..

God, she's beautiful.

This is going to be amazing.

Good.

So you're going to turn.

You're going to go

to the other side.

Ready?

Make sure to do

it nice and slow.

What the hell?

Really breathe and really

engage in your whole core area.

Jake, don't do it!

Don't do it!

It's so beautiful out here.

Good, and then once

you're done with that,

you're going to make

sure to go... oh my god!

Shut up!

[brooke screams]

Please don't hurt me!

Wait, wait!

Please don't hurt...

Shut up!

Caleb!

Jake!

Jake!

Easy, man!

Easy!

Get up!

Get up!

Come here!

It's OK.

Everything is going to be OK!

Please don't hurt me!

Man, easy!

Jake where did you get a gun?

Jake, tell me it's

not loaded, man!

Tell me it's not loaded!

Shut up!

Please don't hurt me!

Dude, where did you get a gun?

Where did you get a gun, Jake?

Caleb!

Whoa!

Get on the ground!

OK!

OK!

Stay down!

What do you want?

What do you want, man?

Shut up!

Put those on!

Just do what he says!

Now!

Just do what he says!

All right!

All right!

OK!

OK!

I got it.

I got it.

Behind you!

Behind you!

Caleb!

Please don't hurt him!

What do you want, man?

Please...

Shut up!

Caleb!

It's OK!

Everything's going to be OK!

No, it's not!

[nick screams]

What the hell, Jake!

Are you crazy?

Do not!

Do not tell them that

everything's going to be OK!

It is not going to be OK!

They cannot keep doing what

they're doing and expect to get

away with it!

To live the way they live.

They cannot!

What are we doing with

this documentary, huh?

We're going to finish it,

we're going to put it online,

it's going to get liked,

it's going to get shared.

We're going to be doing the

same exact thing that they are.

The same thing!

It's just a cycle over,

and over, and over.

There must be

consequences for it!

There must be!

With them, we could

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