Fonzy Page #6

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to his anonymity

and that the group's requests

are turned down.

Each party will receive the ruling.

Are you disappointed?

Of course.

We researched the legal aspect

of the situation

that we find ourselves in

after this dismissal.

But all is not lost.

We were told today that no law

obliges Fonzy to go public.

But beyond laws,

There are human beings.

There's us

and there's him.

The final decision lies with Fonzy. He doesn't have to come clean.

But now that he's seen us,

he may decide to.

It's his decision.

We deeply regret.

The negative media comments

about Fonzy.

And we want our genitor to know

that we don't see him as a pervert

but as a man who gave life

and brought happiness

to couples who wanted

to start a family.

Good luck, Dad.

Please be seated.

After hearing both sides' arguments,

the Court sentences the Valle Clinic

to pay the plaintiff

the sum of 200,000 euros in damages.

Thank you!

Of course, I feel compassion

for the children in the group.

But I'm very happy

and very proud

to have upheld my client's rights.

I'd like to say hi to my children,

my mother...

See, Mum, I won.

And also tell Diego,

"We won"'

Who's Diego?

Diego is...

He's my lover,

he's the man of my life.

the one who's always backed me.

I love you,Diego.

And I'd like to use this moment

to ask you to marry me.

Congratulations, my love.

I'd had a perfect run.

For the first time in my life.

And then I had to ruin it all.

My mum saw everything on TV.

She must have been surprised

about you marrying me.

No, she...

She said she'd always suspected it.

She thinks we make a great couple.

How about that...

And your kids?

They think it's cool.

They want a party for the wedding.

Tell me...

If I come forward now,

I lose the damages we've won?

I think so.

- OK, Dad?

- I'm OK, son.

Come in.

I'm Fonzy.

You're El Masturbator?

You make test-tube babies?

But that's science!

Yes, Dad...

I'd like to be a normal guy.

How would a normal guy get out of this?

This wouldn't happen to a normal guy.

Just suppose a normal guy

didn't think too hard

and gave sperm 693 times.

How would he get out of this situation?

What would Manuel and Enrique do?

Your brothers can't handle chaos.

You're one of the few people

who can do that.

Why not tell them?

Come clean to my children?

I have money problems.

I know that.

I realised during my midnight dip.

You know, I spent

my youth in Spain.

I know, Dad.

I won't talk about the poverty...

But when I decided to leave my country

to come to France,

my father gave me 700 pesetas.

50 francs back then.

I wondered

what was the toughest part for him.

Not having given us enough

or rather

not being with us

through all the tough times.

But...

Personally, I'm lucky

because I see you every day.

That's my success in life.

So, like my father,

I want to help you too.

The 50 francs...

My lucky charm.

This has brought me good fortune.

With 50 francs,

I built up the family company.

Take it.

And also take...

your share in the fish store.

I can't accept.

You can't? You have to!

It's your inheritance

to pay off your debts.

I wanted to tell them

but I might disappoint them.

Why would you disappoint them?

I'm just a fish delivery guy.

And a bad one too.

It's true,

you're no ace at fish delivery.

You take three times longer

than anyone else.

But, wherever you go,

people love you.

It's true, they love you.

So your kids will love you.

I'm not worried about that.

Hallo, my name is Diego Costa

and I am Fonzy.

What's up, Elsa?

We're not ready, Diego!

I'm at the hospital,

I'm having contractions.

- My waters have broken.

- Already?

He wants to come out!

I told him to behave,

he wouldn't listen.

- Dad?

- Son, take a look outside.

You have visitors.

A lot of visitors...

Is he healthy?

- He's an atom bomb.

- Awesome.

You can work tomorrow then?

What a jerk!

Hello.

You have a new baby brother.

He weighs 6 pounds 14 ounces.

His name's Tiago.

I want you to meet my father.

And my brothers.

A little present.

Thanks.

Enough.

Thank you.

- OK?

- Happy to know you.

Congratulations.

This is my father, Jean-Pierre.

It's incredible meeting you.

This is...

Thank you!

He's so tiny...

Will you marry me?

Of course.

You don't want to wait and see

if I get my figure back?

If you get?abby,

I'll get?abby too.

Think anyone ever used the word '?abby'

in a marriage proposal before?

Got a ring?

You want a ring?

A ring would be nice, yes.

OK, I'll buy you a ring.

Thank you.

Sit down a second.

I'm Fonzy.

What?

I'm Fonzy.

- So that's your game.

- What game?

- This proposal!

- Quiet...

How can you believe

that a proposal

will make me accept 533 kids?

I wanted a single child and new

he has 533 brothers and sisters?

How can I let you be our child's father?

I can't believe you proposed to me.

I can't marry a guy with 533 kids.

And who masturbates that much!

Shut up.

I want to make two points.

I'm changing

but I'm doing it at my own place.

Only I can decide

if I'm this child's father

and I am this child's father.

Neither you, nor a judge, nor anyone

can erase that fact.

I'm the father

of this child.

The other fact I can't erase

is that I'm Fonzy.

It's scary because it's never happened

in the world before.

It's almost like man's first steps

on the Moon.

And even though it's scary.

Personally,

I see it as a source

of boundless happiness

and a huge stock of free baby-sitters.

But my proposal

isn't some game.

So you're Fonzy.

It has to stay our secret.

I've already revealed my identity.

You've revealed your identity?

I'm taking responsibility.

This is the new me.

Promise you'll take me to Venice.

About time.

What's this hideous thing?

- Hows it going?

- Go on in.

Look at this thing.

It's Wild.

Yeah, it's wild!

My little Tiago...

- Your keys.

- Did it go OK?

You bet.

I went to see my girl in Amiens.

I thought you wanted it

for the theatre.

No, I told you.

Here. He'll wake in an hour.

As gifted as ever...

Right, we're going.

Don't bring all your pals over.

Everyone edge in.

Are you all in it?

Try to get closer.

Hold on...

Are you taking the photo or what?

Even closer...

That's it!

All right.

Ready?

Come on, run!

Everyone smile!

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