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Oh. You're the Queen.

Lower the rope!

Gramps!

But, Your Majesty, you promised.

Gramps, let go of what you're holding.

Gramps, let go, I might fall!

Assemble all prisoners from Cell 63

into the Interrogation Cell.

But, Mommy, can't I watch some more?

They're still wiggling.

You heard me!

There she is, eyes so sweet

What a shame that soon they'll be

glowing like some burning coal

when I turn on the heat

Impudent, surly b*tch

Soon you'll sing a different song

You'll plead for mercy, beg forgiveness

When I throw the switch

You don't scare me now

You don't scare me ever

Asking you for mercy

or forgiveness now, never

Gonna throw the switch

Gonna throw the switch

Give it to the b*tch

And give her plenty, make her scream

Ti yum titti tum titti tim titti tim hi-hay

Give her all the juice, give her all the juice

Twenty thousand volts in her caboose

Will make her see the error of her ways

Frenchy is going to pay

Frenchy is going to pay

Look at her acting tough

Well, that's fine for now, honey

I've got plenty time to play

and, sweetheart, I play rough

Getting late, say goodbye

Time to meet your fate

And I do hope that you're thinking of me

When you start to fry

Don't you worry, Mom, I will oversee now

Really, though, don't go to any trouble

over me now

Give her all the juice

Give her all the juice

Twenty thousand volts in her caboose

Will make her see the error of her ways

Frenchy is going to pay

Frenchy is going to pay

The Queen will have her way

Frenchy is going to pay

This poor girl so fair

-Can this be her fate?

-Going to pay

Can there still be time?

Or is it too late?

Frenchy is going to pay

Oh, why must it be

that life is so cruel?

The Queen will have her way

Frenchy is going to pay

Unfair and unjust

Must this be the rule?

Oh, darn. The fuse blew.

-Flash Hercules at your service, ma'am.

-Ma'am? I am the Ex-Queen!

I was once happily married to King Fausto...

until that fat loathsome cow, Queen Doris...

that silicone uddered pig

stole the throne by seducing me...

even though she's not my type.

She thinks I'm dead...

because he, the King,

couldn't stand to see me die...

because he's such a coward,

so he threw me a mile down in this cell...

where I've been for 1,000 years,

and to maintain my sanity...

I've been writing a screenplay,

and it's so difficult...

because there's no hot water,

there's no fresh orange juice.

There's bats falling in my hair at night

and roaches climbing through the pages...

and so much dust on the keys...

that I just can't stand it another minute!

Okay, Queenie, don't worry about nothing.

I'll get you out of this place.

Here, watch my magic propeller,

and off we go.

Come on, Gramps, let's go find Sis.

I've got to change a Tampax,

I'll see you later.

You fuzzy bastard. Come on, Gramps.

Pico and Sepulveda

Pico and Sepulveda

Doheny

Cahuenga

La Brea

-Tar pits

-Tar pits

La Jolla

Sequoia

La Brea

-Tar pits

-Tar pits

You can keep Alvarado, Santa Monica

Even Beverly Drive

Vine may be fine,

but for mine I want to feel alive

And settle down in my

-La Brea

-Pico and Sepulveda

Tar pits

Where nobody's dreams come true

Pico and Sepulveda

Pico and Sepulveda

By the way, honey, when is that mentally

retarded Swedish husband of yours...

coming home, anyhow?

Mmmm, hello there.

Hello there.

Hi, Pa. Gee, I'm glad to see you.

I'll get you out of here, Pa, don't worry,

and then I'll go save Frenchy.

You leave me be.

In the real world up there,

I was just another rat...

and down here, I also live like a rat.

So what's the difference? Go avay.

I vant to be alone.

Ah, banana oil.

You're gonna see your son in a minute.

He just turned 11.

What the frig are you talking about?

Me, a kid? Ruthy, come on.

You're the one, okay, you big gorilla.

You wanna see him, eh?

You wanna see Chicken Boy?

Oh, Chicken Boy?

You wanna see him? You wanna see

Chicken Boy? Oh, Chicken Boy?

That's really rich.

-Mom, mom.

-Squeezit, meet your pop.

-Dad?

-I ain't your dad.

Unless we got chickens in the family.

Come here, baby.

Oh, yes.

What are you doing, you big lug?

Squeezit, help your mom!

Let go of my mother.

Hey!

Come here.

-I love you.

-Shut up!

You're too much, baby.

Come on, sugar,

I got a hard-on that won't wait...

-And the ship leaves in a couple of hours.

-What do you mean, a couple of hours?

That's a sailor's life, baby.

I love you, Mom.

I love you. I love you.

-I don't know where to begin.

-At the beginning.

-I have no self-respect.

-Why, Squeezit.

I have no courage. Ren and Frenchy

are prisoners in the Sixth Dimension...

and I didn't go

when my help was asked to save them.

-Nobody ever helped you.

-But I don't need any help.

You know the chickens are always ready

to help you any way we can...

-But as you know....

-What can chickens do?

-Precisely.

-I wish I could be brave, like Flash.

Gee whiz!

-Henderson here.

-Hey, Squeezit, man.

Yeah, you got to come down here

right away. We're lost.

-Maybe I'll gain some self-respect.

-Frenchy and Ren are in great danger.

I've got nothing else to live for. I'll help.

I'll help!

Where are you taking me? Where's Ren?

Where's Frenchy?

I demand an answer.

Ow! Ow!

Yoo-hoo!

Well, if it ain't the little Princess!

Come on there, boy.

-Gee, that girl was beautiful.

-You said it, brother.

My boss is just dying to stick his fork

in that there tomato.

Is your boss

the leader of the Sixth Dimension?

No, that be the little Midget King.

Well, son, let me tell you

I'm so pleased to meet you

The boys and I've been expecting

to greet you

As guest of honor in the house of the dead

Just relax, lay yourself down,

say goodbye to your head

-Hi de hi de hi

-Hi de hi de hi

-Ho de ho de ho

-Ho de ho de ho

-Wa de wa de way de

-Wa de wa de way de

-Hi de hi de ho

-Hi de hi de ho

Please, Mr, Devil, it's not for me I'm pleading

If you help Ren and Frenchy

I'll give you what you're needing

If you want to bargain,

then produce something real

Deliver me the Princess, boy,

and you've got a deal

Deliver him the Princess, boy,

and you've got a deal

Okay.

-Oh Sheep dop doop dap daydee doo

-Sheep dop doop dap daydee doo

-Skeeba de deeba de debop dee do

-Skeeba de deeba de debop dee do

-Oh dop dop dop daddy-o

-Oh dop dop dop daddy-o

-Hi de hi de ho

-Hi de hi de ho

Congratulations, son, you really deliver

This little gal makes me shake and a-shiver

Don't think I've forgotten all the things

that I've said

Don't worry about your friends, relax

Now off with his head

-Hi di hi di hi di hi di hi di

-Hi di hi di hi di hi di hi di

-Ho di ho di ho di ho di ho di ho hi ho

-Ho di ho di ho di ho di ho di ho hi ho

-Ho hi ho hi ho hi he bob de dop o de

-Ho hi ho hi ho hi he bob de dop o de

-Hi de hi de ho

-Hi de hi de ho

Be nice to me, babe, or you'll regret it

You are my hostage, and don't you forget it

The night is early

and there's lots to be done

Lets boogie now

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