Forbidden Zone Page #4

Come on, we're gonna have some fun

-Oh ho de ho de ho

-Oh ho de ho de ho

Keep an eye on the King.

And keep me posted.

He doesn't know

where I've hid that French slit.

He may be a little man...

but he carries a big stick!

And whatever you do, Froggy...

keep him away from that interrogation cell.

Oy vey, the Yiddishe Charleston

Vey's mir

The Yiddishe Charleston

Vatch those Heebie-Jeebies

at the Yiddishe Cabaret

Lo do ti do

The Yiddishe Charleston

Do Ta Ti Do, the Yiddishe Charleston

Little Yiddles on their fiddles

Play it on East Broadway

Alley oop, you must wear a derby hat

When you do that dance

Alley oop, you twist like an acrobat

then you clap your hands

Oy Vey, the Yiddishe Charleston

Vey's mir

Oy, yoy, yoy, yoy, yoy

I knew you'd come to save me!

Bust Rod told me

that the Queen took you here.

I had no idea that she would resort

to such a thing.

Please, I beg your forgiveness.

It's all forgiven, my Fausto.

The Queen said she was gonna ream us

with 20-inch cattle prods...

-And I'm still waiting.

-We must hurry now.

Bust Rod, undo her chains quickly.

I must command you

to leave the Forbidden Zone at once.

This is for your own safety.

Henderson will show you the way out.

Aren't you gonna hump us

one last time, Fausto?

Shut up!

When will I ever see you again, mon amour?

I cannot answer to you that right now...

but somehow I feel

that our destinies are intertwined.

-Come on, Frenchy.

-Goodbye.

You let the French girl go?

Don't you think you'd better go get her?

-Goddamn it.

-Ren, Ren stop it!

Ren, help!

Somebody help me! Sh*t!

Let me go!

Guess what?

The Mystic Knights took the Princess

as hostage...

and if anything happens

to Ren and Frenchy...

she's really gonna get it.

But I helped them escape.

Yeah, but I heard a rumor

that the Queen captured them all again.

Attention, all soldiers!

So you thought you'd get away?

Well, your little King

won't be able to help you now!

-Nobody'll find you down here.

-He'll find me, I know he will.

-And he won't let you get away with this sh*t.

-Oh, yeah?

Well, we'll see about that.

No one can survive

what this child will go through.

So take a good look, you French slit,

'cause you're next.

Throw her in the pit!

Khomeini.

Khomeini.

Throw the French girl in.

That's not fair. It's my turn next.

My frog, you killed my frog, goddamn it!

-You killed my Froggy.

-So get another one, b*tch.

You're supposed to be dead.

Uh-uh, Baby. You're dead.

I know that voice. You're the one

the King keeps locked up in the pit.

This is going up your a**hole

as soon as I've finished with Queenie here.

F*ggot.

Your buns smell like lox, honey,

I can smell them from here.

Attention, all soldiers!

We have to save the French girl.

-Hurry up.

-That's what we're trying to do.

Come on, shut up. Let's go.

Hurry up. Come on.

Nothing can stop me now.

What are you doing?

I'm going to open her up

like a can of worms.

No, our daughter is their hostage.

If you kill the girl, they will kill the Princess.

-Out of my way, or you'll be first.

-Come to your senses, darling.

You'll be killing your own daughter.

Oh, God.

Oh, beat me! Oh, kill me!

Oh, f*** that a**hole!

Please don't die.

Please don't die.

Life was so beautiful.

Oh, why does it feel so good to be so bad?

You...you were

the only decent thing in my life.

Smile at me one last time.

Tell me how you love to...

Tell me how you love to...

I love to feel your nipples stiffen

when I caress them with my finger tips.

Oh, Fausto. Faust-

You are my Kingie

My heart's desire turned to fire

with your caress

This must be heaven

I've got my Fausto

I've no doubts our lives are blessed

With all our powers

No one can stop us now

We'll conquer the planets

Then all our dreams come--

-Adenoidal doy voy

-Yes, we can hump them

-Pain is a thrill

-Yeah, sure

-I coronate the New Queen.

-La Chaim.

A toast to him as we salute the true Queen.

She really is a sight.

In death, too, there is pleasure

As dead rats, we're free to bleed

To rot, and at our leisure

be eaten up by worms

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,

la, la, la, la

-There's humping here forever

-Forever

And if you think you're really very clever

Just eat more cakes and pies

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,

la, la, la, la

So really, what's the hurry? Don't worry

So maybe you got couple little troubles?

Just tell them all to me

-We're happy now together

-Forever

-The Hercules are in for stormy weather.

-No, it's really just a breeze!

And so, my friends, sit tight

and some advice to you I'll lend

This drama may be over

But it's really not the end

Come with us in the land of sin and pleasure

You'll be surprised

by the things that you will see

Come with us while we conquer other planets

Through time and space

The Forbidden Galaxy

The Forbidden Zone

The Forbidden Zone

The Forbidden Zone

The Forbidden Zone

The Forbidden Zone

The Forbidden Zone

Living in the Sixth Dimension

things get rough

Living in the Sixth Dimension

can be tough

It's so hard when you're on your own

When you're on your own

Moving in the wrong direction

brings bad luck

Living without protection really sucks

It's so hard when you're on your own

You might fall into The Forbidden Zone

Going down down down

how far can you go

You might fall into The Forbidden Zone

Going down down down

cross the borderline

The guards look scary

but the girls are pretty fine

Okay! I'm a-going down, I'm a-going down

I'm a-going down, I know

Turnin' me around, turnin' me around

turnin' me around, I know ho ho

Living in the Sixth Dimension

Moving in the wrong direction

Living in the Sixth Dimension

Moving in the wrong direction

Living in the Sixth Dimension

Moving in the wrong direction

It's so hard when you're on your own

When you're on you own

The Forbidden Zone

Going down down down

How far can you go?

You might fall into The Forbidden Zone

Hey!

Okay!

Going down down down

cross the borderline

The guards look scary

but the girls are pretty fine

Going round round round

driving me insane

Everything looks different

but nothing has changed

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

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