Foreign Exchange Page #9

Three cheers to that.

And I've come to learn

that loyalty is the most

important thing.

You can't teach loyalty, man.

You can't teach that.

So whether I've known you

for 18 years...

or just this year,

I want to let you know

that you always have

a place right here

in my heart.

Jay, have my baby!

[cheers]

Go, Lions!

Are you sure

that you don't want to go?

Yes, I'm sure.

I'm not going

to his stupid party.

Screw him.

I really think

you should go.

Come on,

Dave loves you.

You know that,

right?

I wish I had

someone like him.

But until then, I'm just gonna

keep doing what I'm doing best.

How do I look?

You're gonna have a great time.

Are you sure

you don't want to go?

Yes, go.

God, I'm fine.

[cheers]

Me fix movie.

Whoo!

We got vintage porn!

We got vintage porn!

I love you!

I love this guy!

[driving rock music]

# #

Hey, guys.

What's going on, man?

What's up, bro?

Here, have my beer.

(Dave) I'm just glad

to have you guys around.

It's really good to know

that the next four or five years

we'll all be together.

Next stop,

"O" State.

Actually, Dave...

What?

After 12 years of school, man,

I just don't think

I'm ready to go back yet.

And there are some places

outside of America

that I'd like

to see first.

Like Brazil.

That's great, man.

I'm so happy for you guys.

And at least I'll have

these two knuckleheads

with me, right?

M.I.T. offered me

a full ride.

I got to take it.

Wait, are you serious?

Yeah, it's what I want to do.

(Dave)

Cool, man.

Well, since we're on the topic,

Dave....

Sorry, buddy.

I'm just not that smart.

But I don't understand.

I know I said I aced it,

but I just wanted to make sure

we all had a good time tonight.

I get it.

You guys

are totally messing with me.

Don't do that, man.

Come on, let's--

Bro, we're not.

Sorry, man.

I mean, what happened

to friends forever

and all that sh*t, huh?

It's good to know.

See you guys later.

He took it all right.

How you doing, man?

Remember that time

we got really, really drunk

and took a piss

on that guy's car?

Yes.

I feel like the car.

It's not over, Dave.

I'm gonna come visit you,

bro.

Yeah, I know.

It's just, I don't know, man,

I thought things were supposed

to be different.

This isn't

how the story should end.

Nicely done.

Hi, Robin.

Thank you.

For what?

The pictures,

the letters.

My favorite lotion.

Dave, that's the sweetest thing

anyone's ever done for me.

I wish you would've told me

how you felt earlier.

Robin, listen,

I've been in love with you

since the fifth grade.

I got you a present.

The sock in the box

was gross.

So I got you these.

Um, thanks?

I mean, they're

a little gay though.

They're for me.

I want to spend

the next four years

making up

for the past seven.

I'd like that.

You know what?

Come with me.

Okay.

(man) # now that you're far enough

behind me #

# I shake it off

and walk away #

# so I can breathe again #

# wake up these feelings

deep inside of me #

# I'm ever so used

to being lost #

# but now #

# I'm up

and I'm never coming down #

# don't think

that I'll ever hit the ground #

# die free

and I'm looking out for me #

# this time around #

# I'm up

and I'm never coming down #

# don't think that I'll ever hit

the ground #

# die free

and I'm looking out for me #

# this time around #

(Shantz)

Hit it, big guy.

Oh, yes!

Bend her over!

Bend her over!

Whoo!

That's what you call

a manage a trois, frenchy.

That's what you call--

Whoa, whoa,

wait a minute.

Shantz, is that your dad?

Oh, my god.

What the hell

is he doing?

[laughing]

It's Long Larry.

(Shantz)

Stop it, stop it, stop it.

Just cut it!

Just cut it!

Stop!

Turn it off!

(man) # it's like I don't know

who you are #

# everyone changes #

# now you've gone

a bit too far #

# it just goes on and on

and I just can't hold on #

# this sounds like

my new favorite song #

# when it's blowing up

my radio #

# when I try to tune you out

but there's no doubt #

# you're gonna be stuck

inside my head #

# all over again #

# #

# I'm sick

of everything I hear #

# wish I could close my eyes

and you just disappear #

# 'cause you always have to be

the star #

# but your sparkle fades

until I can't feel you anymore #

# it just goes on and on

and I just can't hold on #

# this sounds like

my new favorite song #

# when it's blowing up

my radio #

# when I try to tune you out

but there's no doubt #

# you're gonna be stuck

inside my head #

# all over again #

[guitar solo]

# #

# I wake up

we make up #

# everything feels

like it should again #

# but everything's all wrong #

# it just goes on and on

and I just can't hold on #

# this sounds like

my new favorite song #

# when it's blowing up

my radio #

# when I try to tune you out

but there's no doubt #

# you're gonna be stuck

inside my head #

# all over again #

# it just goes on and on

and I just can't hold on #

# this sounds like

my new favorite song #

# all over

again #

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