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Four Rooms Page #10
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- Year:
- 1995
- 98 min
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Okay, girls, enough Sex Education 101, let's get going with
our ritual, goddammit.
Athena regally leads the ritual as they all bare their breasts again. Kiva
throws off her shirt to join in. As she does, we see black bondage tape on
her nipples. Elspeth darts a quick look at the tape, looks at the other
witches--not sure she likes this--but she goes with it. The witches sway in
a circle, eyes closed, as Eva makes her offering.
EVA:
Goddess Diana, I offer you
The jism of one I wooed for you
That you may live and know such bliss
Of getting laid by a guy like this.
The witches all incant.
So must it be.
Three times three times three.
They march half-naked as they moan and revel in eerie cries. The Jacuzzi
begins to bubble and boil. Their cries heighten; the potion bubbles over.
DISSOLVE TO:
HOURS LATER:
Athena reads from a huge leatherbound book, The Book of Shadows, full of
potions and spells. Four discouraged witches pack their bags. The room has
been restored to its worldly under-splendor. Kiva uses the remote on the TV
. . . so much for witchcraft. The slab of rock remains a slab.
ATHENA:
I don't understand what went wrong.
ELSPETH:
I say Eva pulled one over on us.
EVA:
What?
JEZEBEL:
Honey--Eva was wearing the face of someone just f***ed
good . . . and the best actress in this world, or any other,
can't fake a thing like that!
ELSPETH:
Exactly--if she was f***ed so good, how could she save
his come?
RAVEN:
It could be done . . .
ATHENA:
Girls, knock it off.
(she looks up from the book)
Maybe . . . maybe it needed to be the sperm of a virgin male.
EVA:
(dreamily)
He was no virgin!
The witches sadly collect their things. Athena, deep in thought, strokes
the slab.
ATHENA:
Let's leave her here, with the sword, until dawn. I will come
back for her before checkout time. I just . . . feel too sad to
carry her away before the sun comes up to warm her.
They all agree. They pick up their bags and head out.
JEZEBEL:
(cuddling her cat)
I can't believe we have to carry our own bags out! My mama
would have a hissy fit!
KIVA:
(flirtatiously)
I'll carry your bags.
ELSPETH:
(firmly)
You're carrying my bags!
They leave the room. Jezebel's cat leaps from her arms as she hoists her
luggage. Eva walks out satisfied, thought perhaps a little sore--"ouch,"
she says, and smiles. Athena takes one last look at their goddess slab.
ATHENA:
Next year, we try again--with virgin sperm.
She closes the door on the Honeymoon Suite (till next New Year's Eve!).
FADE TO BLACK.
four rooms
FADE UP ON:
Ted behind the desk, on the phone. We only hear his side.
TED:
Oh, Jesus, what did I tell you? Do you want milk and
cookies, or do you not?
(pause)
I can't turn on an adult station without permission from
your parents.
(pause, he checks his computer)
That's not what the machine tells me.
(pause)
You be good and you'll get milk and cookies, but for now
leave me alone, please. I'll be up later to put you both to
sleep.
He hangs up.
TED:
(to himself)
Goddamn kids.
SUPER:
1:00 a.m.TED:
Room Service.
INT. ROOM 404--NIGHT
A small party is going on. A long-haired Yuppie Scum type in on the line.
Music BLARES. People dance in background.
YUPPIE SCUM:
What room am I in?
INT. FRONT DESK--NIGHT
BACK AND FORTH:
TED:
This is the front desk, sir.
The Yuppie turns away from the phone and speaks to Real Theodore.
YUPPIE SCUM:
What room are we in?
REAL THEODORE:
How should I know? I just got here.
YUPPIE SCUM:
(into phone)
You know, don't you have one of those light things?
TED:
If you care to go to the door and look on the other side,
you'll find the room number.
YUPPIE SCUM:
(to Real Theodore)
Call my assistant and ask her what floor we're on.
REAL THEODORE:
Who's your assistant?
YUPPIE SCUM:
The girl you party with every night.
REAL THEODORE:
(to himself)
Who?
TED:
I'm here alone, sir.
REAL THEODORE:
It's room 404, I think.
YUPPIE SCUM:
I could have sworn we were on the fifth floor.
REAL THEODORE:
Right. 404.
YUPPIE SCUM:
(into phone)
Right. 404.
TED:
What do you need, sir?
YUPPIE SCUM:
(to Real Theodore)
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