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Four Rooms Page #14
- R
- Year:
- 1995
- 98 min
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TED:
What?
SIGFRIED:
My name is Sigfried.
TED:
Sigfried?
Sigfried cuts a "Something wrong with that?" look at Ted.
SIGFRIED:
Yah, Sigfried.
TED:
Nice to meet you, Sigfried.
Ted cautiously takes Sigfried's hand.
SIGFRIED:
Very impressive, Ted. "Theo the Thumper?" . . . Ouch. It's
a deal, kid. Ted it will be.
TED:
Thanks.
Sigfried holds onto Ted's hand. The soft sound of distant fireworks pops in
the background. Car horns and a muffled countdown signal that it's New
Year's. Sigfried moves uncomfortably close to Ted and from out of nowhere
bolts forward, planting a wet kiss right on Ted's mouth. Something snaps in
Sigfried. He is either really getting off on this or he is caught in the
grips of a seizure. He doubles back on the floors. Ted and Angela watch as
he flops around like a flounder with the cocked gun waving all over the
place. Ted wipes his mouth with his jacket sleeve while trying to dodge the
barrel of the gun.
TED:
You okay, mister? I'll get help!
Sigfried manages to steady the gun and point it directly at Ted. He signals
for Ted to go to the bathroom.
TED:
(continuing)
That's the wrong door, sir.
Sigfried grabs Ted by the leg and shove the barrel of the gun into his
crotch. Sigfried pulls Ted's face closer to his.
SIGFRIED:
Get me the nitro . . . it's in the bathroom cabinet. Now!
Ted rushes into the bathroom, leaving Sigfried a babbling mess behind.
CUT TO:
INT. BATHROOM--SAME TIME
Ted enters the bathroom, which appears shaken by an earthquake. Towels and
wet clothes are all over the place. An evening gown is flushed halfway down
the toilet and pills are everywhere. Sigfried is shouting from the other
room to hurry. Ted checks the cabinet, searching for a bottle marked
"Nitro." No luck. Ted spots a small window set above the toilet.
He figures this is the best chance he's got to make a break.
Ted goes for it. He manages to get his head and one arm through the window
before he gets stuck. His legs dangle in the bathroom. Struggle as he may,
he can only hit the toilet-bowl lever, which sends a loud FLUSH SOUND out
through the apartment.
SIGFRIED (OS)
(shouting in the distance)
It's no time to take a leak, Teddy, I'm f***ing dying here!
EXT. BATHROOM WINDOW--NIGHT
Outside the window, Ted's in another world. He's almost safe. It's a
strange feeling, kind of like bathing in warm water in paradise, knowing a
huge shark is ready to rip his ass off. He can see the flickering red
glowing light from the witches' room from the floor below.
EXT. BATHROOM WINDOW AND BELOW--NIGHT
Ted sees Eva bopping naked past the window. He shouts her name out, to no
avail. The MUSIC drowns out his voice and they ignore his calls for help.
The blood rushes to his head. He lets himself hang there for a moment. He
wonders how many other people have found themselves in situations like this
before him. Probably everyone. Right next to his face, Ted recognizes a
bloody hand print. It's not his blood.
EXT. BATHROOM WINDOW AND ABOVE--NIGHT
Ted hears a sound from above and twists himself around, spotting a young
man (previously seen as the Yuppie Scumbag on the phone) leaning out of the
window directly above him. After a quick moment of sizing him up, Ted
gathers himself.
TED:
Hi . . .
No answer. Something's wrong with the guy, all the blood is drained from
his face and he is mumbling something.
TED:
Listen, I'm stuck here in a situation that I can't even begin
to explain, but would you be so kind as to get help? Could
you call the police, please?
Silence.
TED:
(continuing)
You okay?
The young man manages to belt out the word "ice" just before hurling a
mouthful of vomit toward Ted. It takes all Ted's strength to dodge the puke
and pull himself back into the bathroom. He falls back on the floor.
He props himself up and checks for damage. He notices something odd . . .
the room is silent. No Sigfried. He walks into the bedroom.
CUT TO:
INT. HOTEL BEDROOM--MOMENTS LATER
Ted looks around the still room. No one's there.
TED:
Sigfried?
He heads toward the door and, from out of the corner of his eye, he spots
Sigfried's hairy leg. Sigfried has passed out on the floor. Angela's chair
has been knocked on its side. Ted races over to help lift her back up. He
pulls the gag from her mouth. Angela jumps all over him.
ANGELA:
Where's the f***ing nitro?
TED:
I couldn't find it!
ANGELA:
You took long enough. Untie me, for Christ's sake, you
f***ing upset him and he's dying.
Ted struggles to untie Angela.
TED:
I thought you wanted to kill him.
ANGELA:
You'd make a great cop, Theodore.
The knots are all over the place and a real b*tch to untie.
TED:
I can't handle this alone, I'd better get help.
Ted turns on a dime and runs smack into Sigfried, who's been taking in the
whole conversation.
SIGFRIED:
I tie a pretty good knot, don't I, Ted?
TED:
Thank God you're okay . . .
SIGFRIED:
Never felt better.
Angela hears Sigfried's voice from behind her back.
ANGELA:
You bastard!
SIGFRIED:
(to Angela)
Come on, honey, don't get mad. It was just a little test, and
I'm glad I did it because now I'll know forever that you
really do love me. Truly and deeply.
ANGELA:
If the simple fact that I didn't want your bloated, dead body
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