Frenemies Page #6

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To Share Something

With Your Best Friend?

You May Not Care,

But I'm Proud To Be

Friends With Avalon.

Geekly Chic

Is Our Baby,

And If You Don't

Want To Work With Us

On Our Terms,

Then These Two

"Little Girls"

Are Gonna Go Find

Ourselves A Bigger

And Better Playground.

Heh. Meaning?

I Am Not Sure,

But It Sounded Really Good,

So We're Going Out On That.

Whoo!

Let's Go.

Woman:
Yes,

Miss St. Claire?

I Feel Sweat Coming On.

Bring Me Some Deodorant.

You Know, Halley,

I Am Really Proud

Of You Today.

So Much For Getting

Flustered Around People.

Thanks, Av.

Maybe You Should

Do The Talking

From Now On.

Well, Well, Well,

Look Who We Have Here.

Bad News Certainly

Travels Fast.

Okay, Look, Walker,

If You've Come Here

To Gloat--

I Was Actually

Very Impressed

When I Heard How

You Two Stood Up To

That Big Corporation.

In Fact,

I Was So Impressed,

I Made A Phone Call

On Your Behalf.

It Seems That I Have

A Cousin In Memphis

Whose Sister Happens

To Be The Hairstylist

For The Guy

Who Drives The Limo--

Walker, Get To

The Point.

Teens Now Wants To Do

A Huge Story

On Geekly Chic

And The Two Best Friends

Behind It.

Aaah!

Aaah!

Okay, We've Gotta

Go Put This On The

Website Right Now.

Okay. Okay.

Walker...

Thank You.

What You Did

For Us Was...

Really Amazing

And Sweet.

I Could Just--

Hug Me?

Uh, Well--

Well, Um...

See, I Was Gonna Say,

"Shake Your Hand,"

But, Uh...

Fine!

Ahh.

Okay, Show's Over.

See Ya.

Huh. Well, That Wasn't

Exactly The Hug

I Was Hoping For.

Aww.

Aww.

High-Schoolers

Halley Brandon

And Avalon Greene

Had A Chance At Fame

And Fortune

When Media Giant

Burns Publications

Offered To Buy Their

Webazine Geekly Chic.

But The B.F.F.'S

Turned It Down

To Stay True To

Their Own Indie Vision.

You Go, Girls.

( Both Shouting )

...An Exclusive Story

On French Singing

Sensation Jean-Frank,

Written By Both Halley

And Avalon.

Both Girls Will Continue On

As Chief Editors,

And They'd Love

To Hear From You,

So Keep Posting

Those Comments.

This Is Lucy Delgoosy

From Teens Now.

Avalon, Look.

There's Red Dots

Everywhere!

Geekly Chic

Has Gone Global.

Aaaah!

Aaaah!

( Both Shouting )

Yes!

Girls...

Stop Jumping On That Bed.

Huh?

What?

Yep, Geekly Chic

Blew Up.

They Made This Movie

About It, Right?

And Remember

That Girl Savannah--

The Skater Chick With

The Crush On Jake?

She Almost Got Frenemied

By A Girl She Didn't

Even Know Existed.

( Lyrics Indistinct )

Savannah, Come On In.

Breakfast.

Hey, Guys.

Take It Easy.

Hey, Gimme!

That's Mine.

Some More, Dad.

Some More Juice.

Hey, You Little Food Monsters,

Leave Me Some!

( Horn Honks )

Guys, School Bus!

Let's Roll!

Ryan, Here You Go.

Here You Go.

Got Enough? Okay,

Go Get To The Bus.

Bye, Dad.

Bye!

Georgie--

Sorry, Sweetie.

You Snooze, You Lose.

I Saved This.

Oh, Thanks, George.

For Me.

Brat.

Love You.

I Swear, Living Here

Is Like Living In

Some Frat House.

Okay, Well,

How About This?

How About I Give You

Some Cash

To Buy Some Breakfast

At School?

And After School,

You Go To The Mall

And Buy Yourself...

Something That Is Pretty...

And Your Brothers

Won't Eat.

Awesome. 'Cause I Saw

The Prettiest Sneakers

The Other Day,

And Now I Can

Get Them.

Great.

Thanks, Pops.

Okay.

( Sighs )

Roger, You Need A Maid.

And That Would Be Me.

Okay, Murray, You Have

Peed Nine Times Already.

There's No More Trees.

Hey, Savannah.

Jake.

Okay, Time To

Go Home, Buddy.

Ohh!

Where'd She Go?

That's Weird.

( Sighs )

Oh, Hey, Murray.

I'm Okay, I'm Okay.

I Just Get A Little

Nervous Around Jake.

Don't Tell Him,

Okay?

( Barks )

Hey, Doggy!

( Groans )

( British Accent )

I Wish I Could Have

A Dog, Pemberly.

Well, If You Could

Find One That

Didn't Bark,

Didn't Shed,

Didn't Drool,

Didn't Eat,

And Didn't Poop,

Then I'm Certain

Your Parents Would Be

Very Open To The Idea.

So, That's A Big No.

That Would Be Correct.

Especially In Regards

To The Poop Part.

( School Bell Rings )

Oh, Here. Let Me

Get That For You.

Oh. Hey, Jake.

Uh, You Don't Have

To Do That For Me.

I'm Not Helpless. See?

Wow. Nice Guns.

Bigger Than Mine.

No, They're Not.

Well, Maybe A Little.

I've Gotta

Get To Class.

You Had To Show Him

Your Guns.

Emma, Darling,

How Was School?

It Was Fine.

Um, I Did All My Homework,

So Is It Okay

If I Go To The Mall?

I Need Some Shoes.

Of Course.

A Young Lady

Could Always Use

A New Pair Of Shoes.

And What About A New Dog?

A Dog? What Dog?

Pemberly?

No. Father, There's No Dog.

I Just--

Thank Heavens!

For A Moment There,

We Thought You Were Asking

If You Could Have...A Pet.

No One Likes

A Smug Butler.

Ooh, Come On, Halley.

Let's Go Check Out

The Espadrilles.

Avalon, You Hate

Espadrilles.

See, Now, I Did,

But Then I Bought

This Fabulous Organic

Spray-On Tan,

And Summer Legs

And Espadrilles

Are Off The Hook.

Wait, Look Who's Here.

Savannah O'neal.

Wrong. That's

Emma Reynolds.

She Goes To

Liggett Academy.

Hence The Bland

But Uber-Expensive

Uniform.

Wait, Are You Sure

That's Not Savannah,

The One Who Goes

To Our School?

No, That's

Savannah.

Whoa, That's

A Mind-Blow.

Ooh! Espadrilles!

Do These Come In 8?

Do These Come In 8?

Wow. You Look

Just Like Me.

No, You Look

Just Like Me.

Miss Emma, It's Getting

Rather Late.

Perhaps I Should

Have Jacob Bring

The Car Around.

I--I Took The Bus.

Oh, Dear Me.

I Thought You Were--

Me?

I'm So Sorry For The

Misunderstanding, Miss.

Miss? Man,

Your Grandfather

Is So Polite.

Mine Picks His Teeth

With A Credit Card.

Pemberly's My Butler.

Serious?

Quite.

I Love A Good

Misunderstanding,

But This Is Just

Getting Ridiculous.

All Right. Savannah,

Meet Emma Reynolds--

Debutante Ball Queen

Who Carpools In A Limo.

And, Emma,

Meet Savannah O'neal--

Artsy Jock Girl Who Rides

A Mean Skateboard.

You Two

Are Like Twins...

From Different

Planets.

Hey, Are You Thinking

What I'm Thinking?

Free Mall Massage?

No, This Could Be

An Awesome Story

For Geekly Chic.

Smile.

( Snaps Photo )

And Then A Free

Mall Massage.

( Both Shriek )

( Chattering )

Do You Know

Those Girls?

I've Never Seen Them

Before In My Life.

Me, Neither.

( Both Laugh )

My Mum Would Kill Me

If She Saw Me

Eating Mall Food.

And I'm Not Even

Using A Napkin.

I Never Do.

So, You Have Three

Little Brothers

And A Dog.

How Great Is That?

Not If You're Hungry.

And Murray's Not

Technically Mine.

He Belongs To

This Guy Jake,

Who's Crazy Cute

And I Have A Major Crush On,

But I'd Die If He

Ever Found Out.

Savannah, Your Life

Sounds Totally Insane

And Totally Awesome.

Me? Emma, You're

The One Cruising Around

In Limos All Day

And Mall-Hopping

With Frederick.

Pemberly, And It's Not

As Easy As It Sounds.

Please. If I Could Have

Your Life For One Week,

I'd Be The Happiest Girl

In The World.

If I Could Your Life

For One Week,

I'd Be The Happiest

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