Frenemies Page #7

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Girl In The World.

Okay, Everybody's

Thinking It,

So We're Just Gonna

Go Ahead And Say It--

It's Time For

The Old Switcheroo.

What Are We

Switcheroo-Ing?

Duh. Your Lives.

You Two Look

Exactly The Same.

Yeah, So Just

Trade Up For One Week,

And It'll Be

Totally Awesome.

Or A Disaster.

Either Way,

It's Going On

Geeklychic.Com.

This Is Just Too Good

Not To Blog.

Wait, You're Saying

For One Week,

I'm Going To Be Her?

And I'm Gonna Be Her?

I Love It!

I Get To Have

Three Brothers, A Dog,

And No School Uniform

For A Week!

And I Get To Have

A Huge House

And All The Food

I Can Eat And--

And Him!

( Slurps )

( Laughing )

Pemberly,

Be Right Back.

We're Just Going

To The Washroom.

You Go, Girls.

( Both Laugh )

Shall We?

I Can't Believe

We're Doing This.

I Know, But It's Such

A Brilliant Idea.

Uh, You Okay

Riding That Home?

I'll Be Fine.

Good Luck.

Oh, Did I Mention

There's Five People

Living In My House,

And One Bathroom?

No.

Home, James!

It's Pemberly!

( Sighs )

How Hard Can This Be?

It's Just A Skateboard.

See? Easy As--Aah!

Man, I Am Living

The Dream!

Eww, And I Have Got

To Shave My Legs.

I Always Open The Door

For You, Miss Emma.

( British Accent )

Of Course You Do.

'Cause I Always Let Guys

Open Doors For Me.

Indeed?

Wow. I Am Loaded!

Oh...With Books.

Can You Take These

For Me, Pemberly?

Now, Don't Forget,

Miss Emma--

You Have A Dress-Fitting

Before Supper.

A Dress? I Mean--

A Dress! Whoo-Hoo!

Off To My Fitting.

How Fitting That I'm

Off To My Fitting.

What Exactly Am I Being

Fitted For Again?

Why, Your Birthday Ball.

I'm Going To A Ball?

Who Am I--Cinderella?

I Guess

I Am Cinderella.

What Are You

Standing There For?

Waiting For You

To Open The Door.

( Sighs )

I'm Gonna Get You!

Missed Me!

( Imitating Gunfire )

( American Accent )

Yo, Yo, Yo!

It's Me--Savannah--

Your "Sista".

What Up, Dawgs?

Just Kidding! Ha!

Mind If I Join You Guys?

Get Her! Get Her!

( Shouting )

( All Shouting )

( Oven Beeping )

Hey, Dad.

Hello, Father.

Did You Just

Call Me "Father"?

Uh, I--

Just Kidding...Dad.

Whatever Happened

To "Pops"?

Here, Mind Putting

The Napkins Out?

Yeah, I Know It's

Kind Of Formal, But--

Uh, Exactly What

I Was Thinking.

You Know, I Think

I'm Just Going To Go

Freshen Up First...

Pops.

You're Gonna What?

Oh, I'm Sorry. I Thought

This Was My Room.

It Is.

Sorry I'm Late!

I Was Trying On

Ball Gown Number 23,

And Time Just Got

Away From Me.

Um, Hope You

Haven't Started.

I'm Starving.

Emma, We'd Never Start

Eating Without You.

Really? Cool.

I Mean, That's

A Lovely Tradition.

It's Just

A Little Game We Play.

Mmm, This Smells Divine.

And Tastes Even Diviner.

Ahem. What Is This?

Escargot.

Snails?

Bon Appetit.

( Swallows )

Chow Down, Gang.

All Right,

I'm Starving!

Mmm! That Looks

Good, Dad.

Uh, Excuse Me.

Hey, Give Me That!

Sorry.

I Want The Leg!

Save Some For Pops.

Excuse Me?

I Want More!

Pardon Me.

Uh...

Mmm, This Is

Good, Dad.

Mm-Hmm.

So, Emma, Dear,

Your Mother And I

Have Arranged For

Some Wonderful Music

For Your

Birthday Ball...

At The Country Club.

You Guys Got A Cool D.J.?

A D-Who?

Forget It.

Who Did You Get?

Martina Molinara--

The Famous Italian

Opera Singer.

You Know, As Incredibly

Entertaining As That Sounds,

Wouldn't It Be Easier

Just To Chill Out

With Some Friends

And Get A Taco Truck?

What's A Taco?

( Whistle Blows )

Wake Up!

It's Time For Your

Fencing Lesson.

En Garde!

Aah!

( Toilet Flushes )

Just Warning You--

You May Want To Open

The Window.

I Call First!

En Garde!

Whoa!

She's Crazy.

Touche.

( Sighs )

That Is Nice Music

To Nap By.

No Napping.

It's Time For

The Ballet Lesson.

( Sighs )

Up, Up, Up.

And Down, Down, Down.

Ah!

Come On.

( Thud )

Don't Let Her

Get It!

Quick, Pass It!

( Cell Phone Rings )

Hello?

I Want My Life Back.

Me, Too.

I Had No Idea Being Rich

Could Be So Exhausting.

Did I Say I Wanted

A Big Family?

I Take It Back.

I Love Being An Only Child.

Let's Switch Back

Tomorrow, Okay?

Pemberly:
Ahem.

Excuse Me, Miss Emma.

I've Come To Remind You

That You Have A--

Please Don't Say

Another Lesson.

I Can't Feel My Legs.

No. You Have A Date

With Lance.

He's Waiting Outside.

Lance? Who's Lance?

Pemberly,

Can I Tell You

A Little Secret?

( American Accent )

I'm Not Really Emma.

I'm Savannah.

( Gasps )

No. I'm Shocked.

You Won't Tell?

Please.

You Have No Idea

The Secrets I Keep

Around Here.

That's Why

My Christmas Bonus

Is So High.

Lance Is Your Boyfriend.

Ahem. Lance Is Waiting...

Miss Emma.

Hey, Emma.

You're Lance?

Who Knew I Had Such

A Hottie Boyfriend?

I Mean...I Knew.

I Just Have To Keep

Reminding Myself.

Well, We Do Make

A Magnificent Couple.

Heh. So, Ready To Go

Down To The Field?

The Softball Field?

Ha Ha! The Polo Field.

Oh, Guess What?

I Named One Of My Ponies

Emma...After You.

Uh, Aren't You

A Little Old

To Have A Pony?

It's A Polo Pony.

It's A Horse.

Oh. Oh, Of--

Of Course It's A Horse.

I Knew That.

Just Horsing Around!

Shall We Go, My Lady?

Hi, I'd Like To Make

An Appointment

For A Manicure.

Tomorrow? Perfect.

Hey, Savannah.

Hey...To You, Too.

I Just Sent You

The Coolest Video

Of Murray Dancing

The Macarena.

Murray?

Oh, You're Jake!

She's Right--

You Are Cute.

Who's "She"?

I Mean, Me.

She's Me.

You Think I'm Cute?

Way Cute. I Guess

I've Just Been Too...

Shy To Tell You

That Before.

Would You Like

To Go Out With Me?

I Thought

You'd Never Ask.

( Both Chuckle )

Aah! I Have A Date

With Jake? No Way!

I Know. I'm Good, Huh?

I Get So Nervous

Around Him.

I Always Say

The Wrong Thing,

And Do Dumb Stuff,

Like Show Him My Guns.

I'm Not Even Going

To Ask About That.

I'll Tell You What--

I'm Going To Be You

For One More Day

So That I Can Go Out With Jake

And Show You How Easy It Is

To Be With Him.

Just Don't Let Him

See You There.

Don't Worry.

I'm Gonna Be Invisible

Around Jake.

Jake, I'm So Glad

We're Finally

Going Out Together.

Personally, I Think

It's Long Overdue.

I Didn't Know

You Felt This Way

About Me.

I Mean, You're

Usually So, Um...

Independent.

Right, But A Girl

Can Be Self-Reliant

And Still Be Interested.

I Don't Know What's

Different About You,

Savannah,

But I Like It.

( Laughs )

( Gasps )

Who Threw That?

I'm Gonna Go Yell

At That Busboy.

Okay, That Was

Really Gross.

You're Lucky

I Didn't Throw

The Busboy At You.

What Were You Doing

Holding Hands With

My Boyfriend?

Your Boyfriend?

If It Weren't For Me,

He Wouldn't Even Know

You Existed.

Oh, So, Now He's

Your Boyfriend?

Maybe So.

That Doesn't Matter,

Because I Happen To Have

A Boyfriend Of My Own.

Yeah, Like Who?

You Can't Even Talk

To Guys?

Lance Doesn't Mind.

Less Talking,

More Hugging.

Lance Is My Boyfriend!

Not Anymore.

See You Around

The Polo Fields,

Savannah!

Jake?

This Is My

Favorite Place

For, You Know,

Bumping Into People.

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