Frenemies Page #8

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I Wouldn't Know

Anyone Here.

Oh, Wait A Minute.

Is That My Pool Boy?

Hmm. I'd Know For Sure

If He Was Holding Some

Towels Or Something.

For Reals? Lance,

Do You Ever Even

Listen To Yourself?

Only When I Sing Karaoke.

I'm Quite The Entertainer.

No, I Prefer Looking

At Myself.

Oh, By The Way,

Are My Bangs Clumping?

Jake:
Come On, Murray!

Quick, Put Your

Arm Around Me!

( Barking )

( Laughter)

Did I Say Here?

I Meant Over There.

( Overlapping Chatter )

Ahem! Savannah.

Emma, How's It Going?

Whoa. You Two

Could Be--

Yeah, We Know--

Twins.

So, Have You Met

My Boyfriend Lance?

Isn't He Cute

And So Squeezable?

Aah!

No Scrunching.

Italian Leather.

Italian Leather!

Isn't He...Divine?

Wait. I Just

Got An Idea.

How About

We All Go Out

On A Double-Date?

Wouldn't That

Be Cool?

Not Really.

That's A Great Idea.

In Fact,

What Are You Doing

This Saturday?

You Could Come To

My Birthday Ball.

Your Birthday Ball?

That's My...

Favorite Thing To Do.

We'll Be There.

Let's Go, Guys.

( Groaning )

Wow, He Acts

Like He Knows You.

Miss You, Too, Murray.

( Woman Singing Opera )

( Yawns )

I've Never Seen You

In A Dress Before,

Savannah.

Really? Never?

Well, I Mean,

Since Fourth Grade,

When You Started

Wearing Pants To Ride

Your Skateboard.

That Pretty Much

Sealed The Deal For Me.

I've Had A Major Crush

On You Ever Since.

So, You Like

All That Tomboy Stuff

She Does-- I Do?

I Even Like Your Guns.

Didn't They Used

To Be Bigger?

( Song Ends )

Jake, I Think There's

Someone Here You Should

Get To Know Better.

Thank You!

Ohh.

( Overlapping Chatter )

Oh, You Look

Gorgeous.

Oh.

Wow. Emma, I Thought

I Was The Best-Looking

Person At This Party,

But You Have

Got Me Beat.

Wait.

Nah, You Got Me Beat.

Wait.

Nah, It's Your Party.

I'll Let You Have It

This One Time.

Thanks, Lance.

You're So...Generous.

I Am, Aren't I?

Ha Ha!

What Are You

Looking For?

Just Seeing If Savannah

And Jake Are Here

To See This.

The Dog Park People?

Who Cares About Them?

They Are Not Our Kind.

Not Our Kind?

Lance, Remind Me Again

Why We Started Dating.

Because Mumsy And Daddy

Set Us Up In

The Third Grade.

They Wanted Me To Marry

Somebody Just Like Me.

But--But Emma's

Nothing Like You!

She's Sweet

And Kind And--

Uh, Hello? You're

Talking About Yourself.

Boy, People Say

I'm Conceited. Ha!

Lance, I Want

To Break Up.

What?

You Can't Do That.

What'll I Tell

Mumsy And Daddy?

Tell Them You Found

Someone You're

Totally In Love With.

Yourself.

Oh, Man,

I Love This Product!

Savannah.

Emma.

Walt! Look!

Two Emmas!

I Didn't Give Birth

To Twins, Did I?

Darling, We Would've

Remembered That.

Savannah, I'm So Sorry.

Jake Only Likes Me Because

He Thinks I'm You.

I'm Sorry, Too, Emma.

This Was Supposed To Be

Your Big Night.

Savannah?

It's Really You?

Now Do You Believe Me?

Uh--

Ooh. Sneaks And

A Ball Gown. Cute.

Already Blogging It.

Good Look.

Oh, Emma, There's

Something Else

You Should Know.

What?

That's Who You

Dumped Me For?

Dog Park Boy?

You--You Dumped

My Boyfriend?

That's The Other

Thing I Thought

You Should Know.

I'm So Sorry.

Don't Be!

I've Been Wanting

To Dump This Jerk

Since The Third Grade,

And I Never Had

The Nerve!

Wait A Minute. Now I Have

Two Ex-Girlfriends?

( Woman Singing Opera )

This Is All

Because Of You.

Hey, Hey,

Calm Down, Buddy.

( Shouting )

( All Gasp )

Ohh...

Martina, Darling! Oh!

Ohh! It's Over.

No Kidding, It's Over!

This Is Terrible!

Oh, Our Little Girl's

Party Is Ruined!

No, No, No!

People, The Party's

Not Ruined!

It's Just

Getting Started.

Time To Party!

Taco Truck!

( Cheering )

( Overlapping Chatter )

Put Your Hands Up,

Hands Up

Life Is Just

A Crazy Ride...

Come On!

Dance, Dance, Dance

I Want To Reach

The Sky Tonight

I Want To Breathe It In

Hey!

Whoo! Whoo!

Wait, Did You

Invite Those Girls?

No, I Thought

You Did.

Whoo!

( Indistinct Chatter )

( Both Laughing )

Put Your Hands Up,

Hands Down

Now Turn Around,

When You Hear That Sound

You'd Better Stop

And Pose...

This Is Heavenly.

Darling, No More

Poached Salmon.

Let's Make Tuesday Night

Taco Night.

Yeah! Whoo!

( Cheering )

Put Your Hands Up,

Hands Up

Live Is Just

A Crazy Ride...

Pemberly,

This Party Rocks!

Happy Birthday,

Miss Emma.

Oh! Pemberly!

( Whimpering )

Ohh.

( Laughs )

But My Parents--

Well, We'll Just Have To

Pick Up The Poop Together.

Here, Sweetie,

Uncle Pemberly's

Going To Hold You Now.

Mummy's Hitting

The Dance Floor.

( Laughter )

Hi!

Dance, Dance, Dance

I Found A

Crazy Photograph

Of You And Me

( Cheering )

And Now I'm Through

With Being Bad...

Whoo!

Ha Ha Ha!

Ohh!

( Laughing )

Gotta Freak That Beat,

Make 'Em Beg For More

Everybody Gotta Get

On The Dance Floor

Gotta Live Your Life,

But Live Original

We All Got Ups

And Downs, You Know

Life Is Just

A Crazy Ride

So, Relax And

Break It Down Tonight

If It's Rough,

That's Enough

Dance, Dance, Dance

Put Your Hands Up,

Hands Down

Now Turn Around,

When You Hear That Sound

You've Gotta Stop

And Pose

Let It Go Tonight

Step To The Right

Turn Around And Smile,

You've Gotta Stop And Pose

Go Ahead And Scream More

Do A Little Dance

On The Dance Floor

So, Just Forgive

And Forget...

( Cheering )

Put Your Hands Up,

Hands Up

Dance, Dance, Dance

( Cheering )

I Guess This All

Just Goes To Show

That If You Really Care

About Your Best Friend,

Anyone Can Overcome

Being...

Frenemies!

Frenemies!

( Laughs )

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