Friday After Next Page #6

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he look like a pit bull.

Giddy-up, pit bull.

You better stop jumping up and down

before I have to bite your little ass.

Can you lock your jaws

and shake like a pit bull?

Yeah. Want me to show you?

My brother said if a pit bull

locks his jaws like that,

you're supposed to do this to him...

I didn't have to take anything.

lt was all her. Come on, man.

Take her! Let me go! Come on!

- Later, Moly.

- Okay, buddy, take care.

A-Team!

# Bad boys!

What you gonna do? #

Dodo! Good job, buddy.

- Thanks.

- You, too, Clyde.

- Take lunch, one half-hour.

- That's cool right there.

Don't be late.

That's a dirty motherf***er.

He blowin' smoke in our face

on the first arrest?

That's bullshit.

I told you there ain't no future

in being a company man.

- Let's just go to lunch.

- Let's go. I'm hungry.

Ain't that...

Get them niggas! Come on, sugars!

- Come on and get them!

- Dude, I think--

Represent for your mama.

That's what I'm talking about.

I'm gonna

bust in your head, boy!

Run!

Come back here!

Go, man, go!

Run, Day-Day! Run!

Good kind of ass whipping!

A whole lot of ass whipping!

These fools went down the alley!

- Watch out! Watch out!

- Slow down!

Yo, Big Pimpin', can you hide us?

What's happenin'? Oh, yeah.

I'm good in a crisis. Hold on.

Donna, code red.

Come on, in the back.

Sure has been

a lot of work today, player.

Pimping ain't easy but--

can I help you, player?

No!

No? Well, this ain't the Baby Gap.

Get your fake ass out of my way!

Oh, this is bullshit.

I'm in between

a pimp and a hard place.

Donna! Man down!

Oh, Lord, where the hell is Donna?

- Can I help you?

- Yo, move!

- Who do you think you are?

- What's your problem? Move!

- I can't let you back there.

- Why? Who back there?

Did you hear me?!

Go, go, go!

Come on, come on!

Let's go.

What you doing? Get back!

They in one of these stores

or somethin'.

- Check over there.

- Come on.

Go! Go! Go!

Let's jump. Let's jump.

Yo, Moly! I heard

you hired two security guards

that's been harassing

my grandmother and things.

Two new guys--Clyde and Dodo.

You remember what we did

to the last security guards?

Yes, I do, buddy.

When you see them,

you tell them we said this...

Help! Somebody, help me!

Help me, please!

Somebody, help me, please!

Did you see

what they just did to Moly?

They gonna kick our ass

when they catch us.

That's why

they ain't gonna catch us.

Where them rent-a-cops at, huh?

What you looking at, old man?

Mind your own f***in' business.

Come on. Let's just jump

on Moly's car.

Craig, I'm scared, man.

So what? Me, too.

Oh, f*** this.

I'm not about to get my motherfuckin'

ass kicked over no job!

You smart as a motherf***er today.

Sh*t.

This way.

Oh, sh*t!

Wow! Oh, my God!

Damn!

Someone call 91 1 !

Moly, you got knocked

the f*** out!

Oh, good observation, buddy.

Where were you, buddy, huh?

We was on our lunch break.

Trying to get something to eat

so we could secure this nasty-ass lot.

Good, you were eating

while I was getting beating.

Look like somebody beat the bricks

off your motherfucking ass.

You're supposed to be

security guard, no?

We are security. Ain't that a b*tch?

We are security guards.

Oh, no, not anymore.

You're both fired.

Oh, man!

Man, what the f***?

Oh, hell, no!

We just got this job!

How you gonna fire us?

- Turn over your whistles.

- We need to be whipping his ass now.

- Whip his ass, daddy!

- I'll sue you.

- Whip him!

- Just give me the whistle.

- Give him his whistle, Craig.

- Go on and blow that!

- Take your stinky-ass whistle!

- Good, Dodo. Now it's dirty.

Get out of here!

- L'claim!

- Take your flies!

I hope your camel

got a ticket outside.

Get outta here!

Daddy, do something!

What you gonna do?

Can't just come up

in here like that!

Oh, I got it, I got it!

Y'all stick around here. Yeah, boy!

Damn, you a better snitch

than we is, Uncle Willie.

Yeah, boy!

Yeah, boy!

Help!

Help me, please!

Somebody, help me, please!

So, Craig, you gonna

still have the party tonight?

I don't know. I'm not

even in the spirit no more.

Don't let nobody ever take

your spirit away from you!

lt's Christmas!

Supposed to be happy!

That's right, baby.

Listen, it's not what you get,

it's how you feel.

You want us

to bring some ribs tonight?

No. I'm sick of ribs.

So what we gonna do, man?

Now. willie everybody

was just worried

about getting they boogie on.

me and Day-Day

still had a problem to solve.

That's when I came up

with the perfect idea--

a rent party.

We'd just change

everybody in the 'hood

to come kick it with us.

you know!

Elroy, this stuff is weak.

What the hell else you got? Damn!

There you go.

Aw!

Damn!

Merry Christmas, merry Christmas,

jingle bells, noogah!

Hey!

Hey, hey, it's good

to see you, baby!

Hey, man, I feel good. How y'all?

Everybody, Merry Christmas,

noogah, from Pinky, noogah!

Hey, look here, look here.

No hard feelings about

what happened out at the shop.

Everything's copastetic, noogah.

Every time I see you,

you're talking about the same sh*t.

Be straight, man!

Merry Christmas.

Check this out, man.

Since you got a lot

of money in your man-purse,

we doing a little kick-in party,

so I'm gonna need you to kick in.

I got something for you

that's better than money.

Better than money?

I brought you and Day-Day

a little somethin'-somethin'!

- Check it out!

- Better than money?

Ladies, come on in and say hi

to my friend Craig, noogah!

This is Mo' Wet.

How you doing?

Oh, yeah, show him

what you're working with.

Shake it! Shake it!

Right here is

one of my little Spice Girls.

I calls her ''Cinnamon.''

Cinnamon, huh?

You so cute.

Do it again, do it again.

I ain't playin'.

She been on Soun Train. noogah!

And last but not least,

this is Lollipop.

I calls her Lollipop!

Hey, baby.

Whoo, Lordy!

Uh, look here, uh...

- Lollipop is all mine.

- All right. That's cool.

Hey, Day-Day!

Hold this for me, baby.

Day-Day, what's up?!

Hey, you better watch

that jheri-curl juice!

Damn, Pinky! Sh*t!

Boy, you look good, man!

Merry Christmas, boy!

We still slinging records

out there at the shop.

We miss you down there!

Man, I know y'all do.

Why'd you fire me, Pink?

I had to! You was always late, fool!

Say it again!

Say it again!

Damn, girl, you eating again?

What's up O.G., triple O.G.?

- What's up?

- How you doing, man?

Everything all right?

- I'm cool, dawg.

- Good.

Got my shank in case

sh*t jump off in this motherf***er.

Relax, homey, ain't nothin'

about to jump off in here.

That's my people, man!

That's my folks.

My grandma, my uncle.

What you need to do, man,

is grab one of these females

and get your boogie on.

I don't want to dance

with none of these hos.

You're a fool.

Ooh, what's up?

Merry Christmas.

Who is that?

How are you?

Oh, I'm all right.

You look great.

That's, uh, that's Donna.

You the greenest

little troll I ever seen!

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