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Friends & Lovers Page #6
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- 1999
- 103 min
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of you, like, you know,
wanting to be superdad
and, like, you know,
uh, summing up your life
and wanting to get a some gold star
fathering is a bunch of bullshit,
Ian. Ian. You know?
You know what? I'm... I'm... I'm
just gonna... I'm gonna go home,
if that's all right with you.
Of course you are.
You really don't have to.
I mean, I can call Jon.
Nooo.
He can come and get me.
No, don't call Jon.
Jon is unnecessary.
Ok. ok?
God, I'm so stiff.
I know.
You know, from skiing.
I didn't think it'd be...
Well, it's partially
spiritual, partially physical,
partially... allow me.
Oh.
[Chuckles]
I'm the kind of girl you marry.
Yes. yes.
I can respect this. No, I...
Get off me now.
Wha... well... I... komplick.
Do you know what this means?
Komplick?
Yes, komplick. no.
It means... it means the
person that you fall deeply,
passionately, wildly in love...
This is the first sighting.
Hmm.
Carla, this is what
has happened to me,
komplick with you. I am in
love with you. Komplick.
Oh, really? I swear.
Ok, well, maybe we could kiss.
Did you say komplick?
Yes, komplick.
Can you say komplick?
Yeah, certainly.
Oh! oh!
[Moaning]
[Horn honks]
Here I am
stuck in the middle,
don't you know
Here I am...
Jane:
now. David: Just stop.Stuck in the middle...
No!
We can talk. The two of us.
Great. you two talk.
No. you're not
leaving this table
until you make up your mind.
Keaton, help me.
I am not gonna
let you ruin your life.
All you have to do is look
around the room and pick.
Pick what?
Anybody.
Pardon me if I chalk it up
to the hormonal psychosis
of the bun in your oven.
Hey! one day, you are
gonna wake up old,
and you're gonna
stare in the mirror
at a wrinkled, little face,
and you're gonna realize
your whole life is over,
and ya still
haven't got the balls
to walk across a room
and say hello.
First of all,
I've got great genes,
and second of all,
it's my life, right?
Pick. pick.
Keaton.
Pick.
Stuck in the middle
of it all...
The guy
at the refreshment stand.
Which guy?
The tall one
with the gray jacket.
Cool.
Ooh, he's gorgeous.
Now get over there.
Get over there and what?
Could he use
like I do on a chick?
A chick?
A woman.
Look, guys,
this is ridiculous. I...
Shut up, David.
What's your m.O.?
Ask a woman something
about herself.
Then I shut up and
let her do the talking.
And that works? Every time.
See, the key here is to act
like you're really listening.
Oh, men are pigs.
And women are?
Pig lovers.
Now get over there,
ask him something,
shut up, and pretend
you're listening.
You think you can handle that?
What am I gonna ask him?
Ask him if he lifts.
Guys love that sh*t,
especially if they don't.
What's the worst thing
that can happen?
Um, he has 10 friends, and
they beat the sh*t outta me.
Uh, good point.
Thank you.
So we done with this?
No.
The maccarthys are here for you,
so get over there.
Go.
Go!
[Sighs]
I don't like the maccarthys.
If that you would
look my way
That would really
make my day
'Cause I'm too shy
yes, I'm too shy
since I saw you
sitting there
Can't do anything but stare
'Cause I'm too shy...
Excuse me.
Yes, I'm too shy
so I've got to get my...
He's not interested.
Yes, he is.
No, I'm not going.
Come on.
Come on, you're gonna lose him.
When I'm standin' there
do you, baby...
Where's he going?
He's leaving. Accept it. I have.
No, hurry.
Oh, good Christ,
he's going into the men's room.
Perfect. perfect.
Go. perfect. perfect?
Wait a minute.
You want me to go into
a public men's room
and say to a guy I've
never met, "do you lift?"
Oh, ok. How 'bout nice jacket?
Take a peek at his package.
He'll get the idea. Yeah.
Then what, blow him
in one of the stalls?
Yeah, that's a start.
I hate you.
Now what?
Wait till he finishes
and, um, get him at the sinks.
You, uh, play chess?
I'm totally addicted, dude.
Yeah, me, too.
Although I don't get much
of a chance to play these days.
Can't find good competition.
Oh, really? You're that good?
Oh, I decimate the computer.
Me, too.
Really?
Well, listen, uh,
some friends and I
are staying at a chalet,
and they, uh, happen
to have a chessboard.
Wherever, whenever, dude.
David.
Manny.
Great.
What about your friend peein'?
David:
oh.Damn it!
Nice drivin', fancy boy.
F*** you, fella.
Ian:
no, f*** you, ok?Jon:
uh-huh.Ian:
oh, great.Ian, you're not
leaving, are you?
Wait.
Jon:
if there'sany damage, mister...
Lisa:
Jane, careful of the baby.What is with
these people? Come on!
Jon:
some gratitudeyou got there.
Jane:
I'm not getting out.Keaton:
Jane...Wait a second!
British matchbox compared
to my German technology.
Keaton:
what didyou do now, Jon?
I'll drop you off
whenever you want.
All right, suit yourself.
You just don't get it,
do you, Ian?
Well, maybe no one's
explaining it right.
It doesn't matter
His coming here
Why don't you get that?
You don't know my father.
I don't know your dad,
but I do know that
fathering a child is one thing
and being a father,
that's another.
He's reaching out to you.
You don't know
how lucky you are.
[Scoffs] lucky?
[Scoffs] ok.
I know it seems like he cares,
but the guy was never there.
[Chuckles]
Even if he does mean it,
what difference does it make?
It's too late.
Oh, well...
Hold on to that. That's good.
[Laughs]
What do you mean?
Oh, 'cause you're...
You're really teachin' him
a lesson, aren't ya?
God, Ian, you're f***in' up.
[Sighs]
My life.
My fuckup.
Yeah.
[Telephone ringing]
Hello?
Richard, my flight's
been delayed.
Oh. oh.
Ok, well, uh, let me know
what time you're coming,
and I'll come and pick you up.
No, no, no. Honey, I think
I'm just gonna rent a car.
There's no telling
what time I'd get in
until this damn plane takes off.
Are you ok? You
sound, I don't know...
No, it's...
It's nothing. I'm just...
Trying to keep up with the kids.
You told him. He took it badly.
[Sighs]
He's so angry.
He's very, very, very angry.
No, no. I... I didn't...
I didn't tell him.
Richard, you had better
tell him before I get there.
Please, honey, you promised.
I just don't want us
to ambush him, ok?
Ok?
[Sighs]
I'll tell him when he gets back.
Ok, please.
And I love you.
[Kiss]
Jon:
slowly, Keaton!David:
yep. Whoa.Manny:
great.David:
whoa.Hey. we need to talk.
Ok.
Let's talk.
Alone? yeah.
Ok.
David:
see ya laterat the house!
I need to tell you something...
Something I've never
told anyone.
Go on.
I had this parakeet
named gertie.
What color?
Blue. why?
Just checking.
Did you really have a parakeet?
Keaton, I'm trying
to trust you with something
that means a lot to me.
Do you wanna hear this or not?
I do. I do. I'm sorry.
Ok. anyway,
I had this blue parakeet...
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