Friends and Family Page #3
make you this blouse?
Um...
no, no, he bought it.
In a store.
Mommy!
Mary, it's time to go home.
Ciao bella.
Ah!
and Frankie, Stella.
Before I die,
they'll be ready
to take their place
in the business.
Stop talking
about dying, Papa.
You see how upset
Besides, I've got something
I want to tell you.
Mommy?
Yes, sweetie?
How come Uncle Danny
and Uncle Stephen live together?
Well, because
they love each other
each other.
Which one's the mommy,
and which one's the daddy?
I'll have to get back to you
on that one, honey.
Jenny.
Engaged?
That's not a Sicilian name.
Papa, this is one of the reasons
I didn't want to tell you.
He isn't Sicilian.
He isn't Italian.
He's not even Catholic.
He's an Episcopalian,
and he comes from Wisconsin.
Not Sicilian?
You never even
mentioned him.
We both decided
not to tell our parents
until we were engaged.
Not Italian?
What does he do,
this Damon?
He's an editor
at Random House.
What's Episcopalian?
Protestant, Stella.
He's not Catholic?
Jenny, engaged?
And what does his family do?
They're good people.
From the heartland.
Soldiers!
The planning stage
is finally over.
The great day
is finally upon us.
It is time to take action.
Sons and daughters
of the colonists
must rise up, rise up!
Sit down, Matt.
The second
American revolution
will start in the city
of bankers
and lawyers and fleshpots
and sex clubs.
They don't stand a chance!
Hello.
Hello?
Oh, hi, Mom.
What?
I said, "Hi, Mom. "
You have to speak louder,;
it's very noisy here.
Sorry.
What is all that noise?
That's why I'm calling.
Your father and I have decided
to surprise you.
What?
Well, let me
put it this way:
we're cruising comfortably
at-what is it, Jack?
Mom, are you on a plane?
Guess where
we're headed?
Where?
It's your father's birthday
Saturday,
so since he hasn't seen you
in such a long time,
would be a trip to New York
to visit you and Danny.
Can you pick us up
at the airport?
The John F. Kennedy
airport at 2:
30.You know how nervous I am
about New York,
and to have to get
into a taxi-
Stephen?
I'm still here, Mom.
One more question.
Do you have any jobs
Saturday?
Jobs?
Catering jobs.
Uh, no.
Since it's
your father's birthday,
wouldn't it be nice
to give him a big dinner party?
You know,
invite all your friends.
That way, we can meet them
and the people
who work for you.
People who work for us?
The cooks and bakers.
You know, the whole company.
Plus your father and I
will get a chance
to sample your cooking.
We're going to be so proud.
Mom?
I don't think
this is such a great idea,
Don't be silly;
it'll be just the thing.
Your father's very excited
about it.
Aren't you, dear?
He's very excited.
I still do not understand.
What is the problem?
Bruno, my parents don't know
about us.
What, that you two
are a couple?
They think you share
the same apartment
and you don't sleep
together?
Oh, Stephen.
Your mother's
a grown woman.
Don't be ridiculous;
they know that.
They don't know
what we do.
Oh, they think we run
a catering business.
A catering business,
how can that be?
You can't even cook.
I keep hearing that.
If you hadn't agreed
to the birthday party,
you'd have nothing
to worry about.
Do you have any idea
how many weapons we have
in our house?
Don't take them in the rooms
where you keep the stuff.
It's all the rooms.
Can't you put it all
in one place for a few days?
That's what
the Branch Davidians did.
You think if they stayed
in a hotel-
They are not staying
in a hotel.
Would you just listen
to me?
You can hide
the weapons.
You do it every time
the police come by.
You can do it now.
So what about the dinner?
Do what Mickey and Judy
would have done.
Mickey?
Rooney.
Judy?
Garland.
Mickey and Judy?
Miss Garland to you.
Mickey and Judy
were never-
What did they do
when they were in any fix?
A surefire solution
to all of life's problems.
They put on a show.
Aw.
Stephen, a big, elaborate
ruse like this,
it's just going to dig us
deeper and deeper.
Danny, there's something
you don't know.
It's about my father.
The FBl.
The FBl?
I thought he was
a carpet salesman.
That's what
he tells people.
He's undercover,
deep cover.
Spies, assassinations,
I don't know.
But, Stephen, the FBl?
What will people say?
Now you see why
we can't-
He's not
a carpet salesman.
All this time.
We can't let him know.
We talked
about carpeting together.
He'd have to turn us in.
Color schemes.
He'd be consorting
with known criminals.
Swatches.
We'd go to jail.
I thought he'd help us
recarpet the living room.
Are you hearing
one word I'm saying?
You lived with this
all this time.
Why didn't you tell me?
He made me swear.
Even my mother doesn't know.
He only told me 'cause I found
an Uzi hidden in the cellar.
TR-6 from '81
with a repeating device.
Cool.
I didn't believe him
at first,
so he showed me
around the headquarters,
which was outstanding.
You should see
the stuff they have.
Cool; I still can't believe
you didn't tell me.
Danny, I couldn't.
I told you-
I told you about-
What could you possibly
have told me about
that is any way comparable
to this.
You know.
That you had a girlfriend
in college?
Well, that and-
The two of you had sex?
Danny, Danny, if my father
finds out about us,
he'd have to turn us in.
Except you know he wouldn't;
he'd turn in
his own badge first.
Well, we can't let him
do that.
Poor old guy.
Well, we'd have to quit
the family,
I mean really quit for good.
And you know what.
It'd break
the Padrone's heart.
Without the family
behind us-
We've stepped
on so many toes.
Now those people
are afraid of us,
but if we ever leave
the family...
our lives wouldn't be worth
a stick of gum, Danny.
Not a stick of gum.
Well, he has to be told.
We can't let him find out
some other way.
Do you want me
to tell him?
Yes.
Okay, first of all,
make sure he understands-
Papa!
Stephen and Danny
have something
they want to tell you.
I'll get right to the point, Padrone.
It's about my-my parents.
Yes, how are they, Stephen?
Good, good,
they're good.
You know, I'd like to meet them.
When do you think
that'll happen?
Soon.
The thing is, Padrone,
I haven't been totally honest
with them.
Not honest?
You might even say
I've lied to them
about certain aspects
of my life.
My intentions were good,
and I think
I had good reason,
but the fact remains
that I lied.
And I now know,
I truly believe
that this was wrong.
Stephen, I know
what you're getting at.
And I want you to know
that although I think,
you know, as a rule,
children should never lie
to their parents,
I can understand
what you did.
Really, Padrone?
You know, I, of course,
am very comfortable with
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