![Find Friends and Family on Amazon](https://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTkzODQ0ODgzMF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwODEyMTAwMQ@@._V1_SX300.jpg)
Friends and Family Page #6
What-
Hmm?
Oh!
Those people.
Well, that is-
That's our church group.
They wanted
to see New York,
and they were afraid
they would get lost,
so they followed us here.
And-not to worry.
They're staying
in a hotel.
Well, hi!
Okay.
Who was she married to
in March 1953?
Michael Wilding.
November 1975?
Richard Burton.
First marriage
or second?
Second?
Very good.
January 1952.
Nicky Hilton.
How could she be married
when she divorced him
in 1951?
She wasn't married
to anybody.
She was
in between husbands.
Right.
Come on, Grayson.
That's a trick question.
That's not a trick question;
that's basic material.
The dinner is tomorrow.
Now, pull yourselves
together!
So when do we get
to meet her?
Soon.
I didn't want to do
too much at once.
Oh, well, honey,
We want to see
all the sights.
You know, Wall Street,
Empire State Building,
City Hall.
All those big, beautiful
government buildings.
Especially
the government buildings.
Because we love
the government.
Do mi mi.
Mi so so.
Re fa fa.
La ti ti.
Do mi mi.
Mi so so.
Re fa fa.
So, anyway, a friend of mine
invited me to one
Other Straight Women meetings.
Cheryl!
What?
Cheryl.
What?
Straight Women Loving
Other Straight Women.
What the hell is that?
Like us announcing
we're straight men
that love
other straight men?
But you and Stephen are gay.
I mean, this is straight women
who love other straight women.
Okay.
At least it gets me out
of the house.
You'll get out tomorrow
for our dinner, right?
Of course.
How are the preparations coming?
Perfect.
You can sing
most anything.
Do re mi fa so
la ti do.
So do.
Oh, you won't be imposing.
Of course you'll come.
I don't even have
anything to wear.
Yeah, sure you do, dear.
Remember, you brought that dress
for the victory celebration.
Ooh.
You know, now
that he mentions it,
I do have
a little something.
Oh, good.
And I can introduce you
to Senator Bloomer.
Senator Bloomer?
From New York.
A United States
senator?
Uh-huh.
Tell me, is he
an important senator?
And he's coming
to your dinner?
He's a friend
of my father's.
What does your father do again?
He's in catering
He's a businessman.
Sorry?
What?
He's in the catering
business.
It's his company
that's catering
the dinner.
Oh, there's one thing.
This employee
of my father's
whose parents are going
to be there
told them that it's
actually his company,
so if you meet them,
don't let on, okay?
Okay.
Can you keep a secret?
Oh, I think we can.
I can't stand the idea
of leaving him alone all night.
Honey, we'll be back
in a few hours.
Jack, look at him.
How would you like it
if I left you alone
for hours with nothing
but a bowl of dog food?
Ada, he's a dog.
Come on.
Oh, God, I can't believe it.
I thought
you'd seen it already.
Yeah, but not like this.
Where's Frankie?
We've been looking
all over for him.
Oh, he couldn't handle it;
he was too nervous.
I told him
I'd call him later
and tell him
how everything looks.
Hi.
Those are Victor Patrizzi's
gay lieutenants.
If they ask you for anything,
the answer is "no. "
Tim, look.
We're here.
You may not like it.
I may not
like it much either.
But we're here,
and I intend
to have a good time.
So relax.
Oh!
It's beautiful.
Did you ever have
such a birthday party
in your life,
Jack?
And look at all of you.
I always say everyone
You need something.
A carnation.
There should be a tray
of carnations
right here so all the men
could have one.
Wouldn't that make everything
even prettier?
She wants carnations.
Find some.
Find some carnations.
Roger that.
Oh, Damon, dear,
you look so handsome.
And Jenny.
What a pretty dress.
Stephen, Danny, these
are Damon's parents.
How do you do?
Stephen, Danny,
nice to meet you.
So, is that senator here?
Yeah.
He's right over there.
Would you like
to meet him?
Uh, no.
No, I just-I wanted
to know where he was.
Right.
Shall we?
Nice to meet you.
What do you think
you're doing?
Do you want
to give us all away?
Thank you.
Mom, Dad.
I just wanted
to introduce you
to Don-Mr. Patrizzi.
Donald.
It's a pleasure.
Do you work for my son?
Yes.
Yes, I do.
But Donald is a very
distinguished member
of the culinary community.
And we're very honored
to have him
on our staff.
Well, I can tell
you've made
an excellent impression
on my son, Donald.
It always helps
to get in good with the boss.
Oh!
You do have carnations.
Red? White?
What are the whites?
We have Mont Monet,
and we also have Mont Blanc.
No California whites?
I just love
California whites.
Whichever.
Find some California whites.
So there are 18 seconds to go.
Shaq gets the ball,
drives the-
Ooh!
I love
basketball.
Yeah? Good, so do I.
My favorite player
was Dennis Rodman.
Oh, Denn-is Rod-man.
Love to get my balls
in his basket.
Sammy.
Is something
the matter?
I'm fine.
But it looks like somebody
around here needs
to lose
a little 'tude.
What's going on?
Is your tiara on
crooked again?
This is delicious.
What do you call this?
Yes, Stephen.
What is it?
What is the appetizer?
A California white!
Oh.
Spinach Orloff veloute.
The appetizer.
Oh.
Well, it's lovely.
Fish... or veal, sir?
I don't know;
you choose.
What?
You decide what to give me.
Oh, I know what I'd like
to give you.
But it isn't on the menu.
Eddie.
Eddie!
What are you doing?
What do you mean?
I mean
what are you doing?
Fish or veal, ma'am?
Oh.
I hate making these decisions.
Oh, I know.
I mean, I like Judy.
But I like Liza too.
Why should I have
to choose?
Fish.
Oh, get over it, Mary.
Huh?
Nice.
I know you inside out.
No doubt what you're about.
You can't surprise me,
so why try?
Play any trick or ruse.
I'm quick
to pick up clues.
You can't
surprise me.
You know
I know each wish
in your heart, each joy
in your smile,
each hurt behind each tear.
whether you're far
or near,
I know...
Isn't he wonderful?
She.
Oh, you call them "she. "
I call all women "she. "
She's a woman?
I thought
she was a drag queen.
You know, a man dressed
like a woman.
I know what
a drag queen is, Mom.
Are we going
to see any?
I mean, just plain old women,
I can see in Indiana.
Oh, well.
Maybe next time.
Find some drag queens.
... how surprisingly much
you love me.
Drag queens?
Where are we going
to find drag queens?
Greenwich Village.
Everybody knows that.
Danny and I would like
to thank you all
for coming tonight.
And I want most of all
to toast
the birthday boy-person.
The best father that ever lived,
my father,
who made us promise not
to sing him Happy Birthday.
But in his honor,
Vito has-
has helped
Danny and me bake him a cake.
To my father.
Buon compleanno.
Buon
compleanno.
Ooh, excuse me.
Translation
Translate and read this script in other languages:
Select another language:
- - Select -
- 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
- 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
- Español (Spanish)
- Esperanto (Esperanto)
- 日本語 (Japanese)
- Português (Portuguese)
- Deutsch (German)
- العربية (Arabic)
- Français (French)
- Русский (Russian)
- ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
- 한국어 (Korean)
- עברית (Hebrew)
- Gaeilge (Irish)
- Українська (Ukrainian)
- اردو (Urdu)
- Magyar (Hungarian)
- मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
- Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Italiano (Italian)
- தமிழ் (Tamil)
- Türkçe (Turkish)
- తెలుగు (Telugu)
- ภาษาไทย (Thai)
- Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
- Čeština (Czech)
- Polski (Polish)
- Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Românește (Romanian)
- Nederlands (Dutch)
- Ελληνικά (Greek)
- Latinum (Latin)
- Svenska (Swedish)
- Dansk (Danish)
- Suomi (Finnish)
- فارسی (Persian)
- ייִדיש (Yiddish)
- հայերեն (Armenian)
- Norsk (Norwegian)
- English (English)
Citation
Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:
Style:MLAChicagoAPA
"Friends and Family" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 29 Aug. 2024. <https://www.scripts.com/script/friends_and_family_8611>.
Discuss this script with the community:
Report Comment
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Attachment
You need to be logged in to favorite.
Log In