Fukrey Page #6

Dude, I don't see your chole-bhatura

working on him.

The chole-bhatura from our sweet shop

could knock a horse out.

Dude, how's the lassi?

Wait a minute.

I hope he doesn't get knocked out so badly

that he doesn't remember the dream.

Don't worry. I've added a lot

of almonds in the lassi.

Watch how it makes his brain run.

Superb lassi, man.

Well done, Billa!

Now come on Choocha, go to sleep and

dream something nice and crispy.

Don't worry brother,

you'll be served something incredible.

Hunny. as soon as we get the money

I want to buy a pair of jeans.

The kind that are ripped at the knees,

like Salman Khan wears.

And Fila shoes, with red soles.

Okay. I'll sleep.

No, notjeans...

I'll buy cargo pants

with multiple pockets.

And in every pocket bundles

of 100 rupee notes.

We'll spend like crazy

and have butter chicken every day!

Good night.

Hunny. can you come up on the bed'?

I don't like it all alone.

I just can't fall asleep.

Idiot, do you want to suck

on my thumb now'??

Go to sleep!

You are excited, aren't you?

I'll play a nice tune,

it'll help you relax.

That sounds good.

Hunny. meanwhile, why don't you

give me a nice head massage.

It feels really good

and will help me fall asleep.

My legs are aching after standing

at Bholi's place for hours.

No Lali. you don't have to...

but okay... if you insist.

Feels so good...

Can you turn off the lights?

Turn off the lights,

I just can't find sleep.

You won't find sleep

even if you turn off the lights

When will I find a beauty

to turn off the lights for me?

Go off to sleep Choocha,

or else Bholi will wake up.

I won't spare you.

Get away.

Here... Wham... ham'.!

Choocha...

Choocha...

Hey!

Choocha...

Wake up.

What happened?

Come on, out with the golden egg.

Why are you all staring '?

Hurry up or I'll punch you.

Dude, you know

I don't remember it easily.

Give me a minute.

Choocha. come on.

Yes, now I remember...

I saw that...

you...

I'

I saw that you were...

dead.

Listen to me...

I saw that you were dead

and the four legs of your bed...

were slowly turning into the

four ends of your coffin.

Then Lali, Zafar and Panditji and I..

Carry your coffin

to the crematorium.

As I am about to light the pyre...

your butt catches fire.

You wake up with a jolt and...

start running towards thejungle.

And you run into...

none other than Bholi Punjaban!

Who transforms into a lion

and swallows you.

As soon as I reach there...

I shove my hand in Bholi's mouth,

who is now a lion...

and pull you out.

Your butt's still ablaze.

Anyway, I get furious,

I walk up to Bholi...

look her straight in the eye and

tear her face in two.

One part I throw east, the other west.

Knockout!

Four legs of a bed. four ends of a coffin,

four shoulders...

the number is definitely four!

A burning pyre'?

Pyre...

pyre comes from fire...

So it's the Goddess of fire. Ma Jwala.

And?

Dude, the...

Lion!

Lion is what the Goddess Vaishno rides on.

So, we're sure about the Goddess.

Goddess Vaishno is

also known as...

Durga.

So it's number four on Jai Durga.

Come. it's time to party with Bholi.

What about your burning butt though?

Listen. you minister's pet.

Get this once and for all!

First you make the payment,

then you get the delivery.

Got it?

If you haven't...

come here and I'll make sure

you get it.

Bye!

I didn't think you'd turn up.

Well, here we are...

loaded with ammunition.

Just say fire.

You have a way with words. I must say.

Out with the name and number.

Sure, but I have something

else to tell you.

You see, the jackpot amount is not nearly

enough now that the partners have increased.

I was wondering if you would

invest 440,000 instead of 220,000.

The profit doubles

and everyone is happy.

What do you say?

Unbelievable!

Trying to sell me another deal!

Fine.

I'm ready to play any amount

you want me to!

But hear me out once again...

If my money goes down the drain...

I'll shove my hand up your behind

and grab twice as much.

Still want me to raise the investment?

No...

Bholiji, 440.000 is good.

In fact. let's just stay at 220,000.

Sorry madam,

let's keep that deal open for the future.

Right now, let's just play 440,000

on Jai Durga number four.

Listen Damroo, bet 440,000

on Jai Durga number four, for me.

Yeah, today's draw.

Call me as soon as the number is out.

Te me, Damvoo'.!

Okay-

Yes?

Who wants to go first?

Madam, trust me,

I've never gone wrong with my formula.

Perhaps he said four

and you misheard it.

Why don't you check again?

Why don't I shove the phone

down your throat, you smartass'?

That way you can keep dialling.

Get it?

Bholiji, what about my shop deeds?

Shut up!

Coach, you better control your team!

Yes?

How do I get back my money?

Don't whisper in his ear.

Speak up, loud and clear.

Madamji, I told...

Shh!

Madamji, I told him that we

should work out installments.

We'll pay back a little every month.

Why not?

I'll come up with an EMI scheme.

Just for you.

On this note slap yourself real hard.

Why'?

Slap yourself or he will do it.

I'll do it. don't bother him.

Harder.

HEY"

Is that good?

Happy?

And you, Billals little puppy,

should I call him?

No, please don't call dad.

Well then,

tell me how you intend to pay me back.

We don't have the money.

If we had,

we wouldn't have come to you.

We needed the money to get into college

But here you need the money to get out.

In that case, why don't you tell us

what to do'?

As he said, we don't have the money.

I just have one way out for you.

There's a rave party tonight

at the Faridabad-Gurgaon border.

And this is what you'll have to do.

I'll give you some pills that

you have to sell there.

Each pill is for 3,000 rupees.

And you'll have 500 such pills.

You think it'll sell at that price?

Like hot cakes!

It will be teeming with

the rich and wealthy.

$0?

Alright madam, we will do it.

Do you know what those pills are?

Whatever they are,

we have to sell them.

I don't think Bholi is ready

to negotiate.

It's an order, not a request.

How will you sell the pills?

Just like you sell samosas at your shop.

Hunny. tell him to shut up.

Relax! Even I am afraid.

But shedding tears or raising your voice

won't get you anywhere with Bholi.

Let me know if you have another option.

Dude, which of these is the door?

Move out!

500 pills and no

hanky-panky with the money, okay?

Chooch!

You're staying with me.

I knew it!

Looking at the love for me in your eyes,

I didn't want to leave.

Let them go.

In fact.

Even the Chicago Bulls should go.

My stories will make you fall

head over heels in love with me.

Go on. I'll be fine.

In my 30 years on earth

and 16 year career...

no one has ever

yapped such bullshit around me.

I really don't get you.

Who do you think you are?

Talking rubbish all the time!

You can leave, he remains here.

Another thing...

if you get into any trouble...

I don't know you and you don't know me.

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