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Fun Mom Dinner Page #9
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- Year:
- 2017
- 81 min
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- That's... a coincidence.
- Gimme that bag.
- No
- Gimme that bag.
Gimme your bag.
Give Melanie your bag!
- Stop, stop!
- What is this?
All right, was is this,
some kind of bling-ring sh*t?
It's that what you guys
are doing here, huh?
Taking phones and sell them
on the black market?
Is that what you're doing?
- Oh, yeah.
Yep, I've seen this on Dateline.
- So what? Zoe lifts sh*t. That's
her thing. Everybody has a thing.
- I catfish rich dudes.
- I pull fire alarms.
- I'm a YouTube unboxer.
- What the f*** is that?
- Okay, all right, I steal things.
Sorry, I can't help myself.
Please don't turn me in.
- So we're not gonna call the cops,
'cause we're cool as sh*t,
but you're all gonna pay the price
for Zoe's shenanigans tonight.
You'll survive, Jamie.
Now... you're all gonna be technology-free
for the next hour.
Let's cut this electronica bullshit
and get some Peabo Bryson up in here.
- Five minutes.
Yeah, right.
- Okay. Now, you're all gonna deal
with the extreme social awkwardness
that we had to deal at parties
back in the day.
You ready for that? Here I come.
All right, you're gonna face each other,
in the flesh, without a phone,
to filter out any of those oily
- Whoo!
We had a once in a lifetime
You're welcome.
But I just couldn't see
Until it was gone
A second once in a lifetime
May be too much to ask
But I swear from now on
If ever you're in my arms again
This time...
- I've got one.
Never have I ever walked in
- Dude.
- Oh.
- Nasty.
Okay, ready?
Never have I ever... had lice.
- What?
- Ew.
- Ew!
- Emily, I promise you,
just give it a few more
weeks at Happy Days,
and you will be borrowing
my special comb.
- No!
- I can't believe you've never had lice.
Good luck.
- This is fun.
- I think we freaked them out.
- Good. Little f***ers.
- Never have I ever cheated on my husband
with an old boyfriend from high school.
- How did I not know?
I thought it was Theo.
- Yeah, I know.
That's what everybody thought.
It's because I only post the pretty stuff.
- You're the pretty stuff.
- Never have I ever...
kissed another guy...
while I was married.
- Emily.
- Whoa.
- I stopped it immediately. I did.
It was a mista...
It was such a mistake.
I am... I'm telling Tom...
when I get home.
- Are you sure?
- I'm terrified,
but I think...
I realized tonight
that I want my marriage to work.
I want it to work with Tom.
- You just have to fight for it,
sweetie pie. You know?
- All right.
Never have I ever dressed up
my husband's dick as Napoleon.
- Whoa, wait a minute. What?!
- Okay, you guys, remember, when we
went on that Alaskan cruise last year?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, we didn't.
We went to this sex retreat, to reconnect.
- Really?
- Wow. Did it work?
- Yes, it worked.
- Yeah, obviously.
- Yeah. We dressed up his dick as Napoleon,
and he did a little one-act.
It was really very good,
critically acclaimed.
Whoa.
' Anyway, yeah.
And we still do it, and I love it.
- That's a really good one.
- It sure is.
- All right, never have I ever...
had real mom friends.
- Come here, give me a hug.
Come on, give me a hug. Come here.
- I want in. Come here.
- Me too!
You guys are still wet.
Aren't you freezing?
- Yeah.
- A little bit.
- Oh, I'm so glad Emily and I
didn't have to go in the water.
- Hmm.
Say I'm crying
I'm looking at what's on TV
Pain and suffering
And the struggle to be free
It can't ever be denied and I
Never will ignore
But when I see you coming
I can take it all
You're so fine
Lose my mind
And the world seems to disappear
All the problems
All the fears
And the world seems to disappear
You're so fine
Lose my mind
And the world seems to disappear
All the problems
All the fears
And the world seems to disappear
You're so fine
Lose my mind
And the world seems to disappear
- Ow! Ow.
- God, if I ever do this again,
I'm getting a goddamn epidural first.
this sh*t on terrorists.
Oh, God, you guys are
all a bunch of wimps.
- What?!
- It's very delicate tissue down there, Jamie.
You know, I'm already regretting my choice.
Should I have gone with the Mt. Rushmore?
Peter loves history.
- Are you kidding me? He's gonna love that.
It was the best one.
- Hey, Em.
Turn around.
- What?
- Just...
turn around.
" Me'?
- Yeah, you.
- You did this. It's you.
- No! I swear.
It's all Tom.
- Come on, get over there, go!
- Go get your Jake Ryan.
Go! Go get your Jake Ryan!
Whoo!
- Tom looks kind of hot.
But would you suspect
I guess the talk worked.
Not want a part of this anymore
He's even got the sweater, you guys.
The rain water drips
Through a crack in the ceiling
- Uh-oh.
- What... what's going on here?
- She looks okay.
What happened?
- Well, Tom said
he didn't want me to miss our dinner,
so I'm gonna meet up with him later.
- Sh*t.
- The Porsche is ours for the night.
- Really?
- That is a slick move. Nice work, Tom!
- Thank you, Tom!
- Wow.
- Are you sure?
There'll be other fun mom dinners.
- You got that right, b*tches. Come on.
- Let's go.
- Let's go. We're good.
If you were here
And if you were here you would believe
But would you suspect
My emotion wandering
Yeah
Do not want a part of this anymore
I know a boy named Frank
Frank's got a job at a bank
He gets up at 5 barely alive
Frank's got no gas in his tank
All work no play
That's no way to live
You got to live for today
All work no play
That's no way to live
You got to live for today
Hey
Hey
Hey
Hey
I know a girl named Jane
Jane's always catching a fling
And she's never home sleeping alone
Jane says she's going insane
All work no play
That's no way to live
You got to live for today
All work no play
That's no way to live
You got to live for today
While I'm taking care of business
What kind of living is this
Working till the day is done
Never stop to wonder why
Hey
Hey
Hey
Hey
Frank got a pain in his head
Let's spend the day in bed
Because the world won't end
if now and then
We get a little out of our heads
All work no play
That's no way to live
You got to live for today
All work no play
That's no way to live
You got to live for today
Hey
Hey
Hey
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