Fun Mom Dinner Page #8
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- 2017
- 81 min
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- Can we do this later? We need to find Emily.
- Okay.
- Oh! Oh, sh*t! Oh, sh*t!
- Huh?
- Looks like I might've targeted
the wrong vessel.
- You think?
- Let's get out of here.
- God. Sh*t.
- God, it feels so good...
just to be the old me for a few hours.
You know, not, like...
Mommy or...
anything.
Just... Emily.
- Hmm.
I'm a huge fan...
of just Emily.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
- Oh, I... I can't. I'm sorry.
It was so fun at the bar,
and... and it has been a really long time
since anyone has kissed me like that,
but my... I mean...
I'm married, I am married,
I'm sorry. Oh, God.
Where am I?
- Hey. Hey, hey.
- What?
- You didn't do anything wrong.
- What? I kissed you.
- I kissed you.
- I kissed you back!
I'm so sorry.
- For what, stopping?
It was going very well.
- That's funny.
- Look.
I've been a wake-up call
for a few married women in my life.
It's not... it's not the end of the world.
- I got to go, I got to go. My friends
and... I have to wake up in the morning,
because it's a school
morning, so I got to go. Hey.
- What?
- Okay.
But you should kiss your husband like that,
by the way.
- So you see anything out there?
- Sort of,
but it's so dark now
that I feel like I've lost sight of them.
- Yeah.
I'm not worried. I think you're
friend probably has Luke, like,
hog-tied and begging for mercy by now.
- Oh, yeah? Well, let's hope so.
- I got to say, uh,
you ladies are something else,
I love it. It's very cool.
Thanks.
- So you're all... married, then?
- Oh, well, they are.
I'm not. I'm divorced.
- Oh, really?
- Mm-hmm.
- I mean... I'm sorry.
That's... that's too bad. Or... is it?
I mean, is it too bad?
- No, it's certainly better than being
married to my ex, that's for sure.
- Right, yeah, good. Well, that's good.
- Not bad.
- I mean, that you're happier.
- Right.
- That's good. Yes, yes, yes.
- I would say I'm definitely happier.
Yeah.
- Yeah.
- So what about you?
Are you in a relationship or...?
- No, not right now.
- Mm-hmm.
- No.
- So how did you get stuck
being the designated driver tonight?
- Oh, I volunteered.
- You did?
- Yeah, yeah. I don't
like drinking too much.
It makes me feel all weird
in my head, you know.
Are you cold?
- Oh.
- Oh, thank you.
Here.
- It's cold. Thank you.
- Well, Melanie?
- What?
- I'm waiting.
- Waiting for what?
- Jaws jokes. On land tonight,
out here, you got nothing.
- Oh, you're right.
Sh*t. Oh, sh*t.
Come on. Come on.
- Oh...
I have never felt so sober
in my entire life.
- All right, let's go look and see
if we can find Jamie and Barry,
and more luck than we did.
Come on.
Come on. Come on.
- Whenever.
- Okay.
Come on, come on.
- I love peanuts so, like,
a peanut beer, is that a thing?
- F***, yes.
- Yeah? It's a peanut.
- Great idea.
Take that one step further.
What if it's like a whole line
of, like, stadium flavours?
- Right.
Peanuts,
hotdogs, pretzels.
- Mustard beer.
- Why aren't we writing this down?
- I don't know. 'Cause... You know what?
- All right, someone tooted.
- Yeah, it was probably all of them.
- How dare you fart on me?
- When my kids fart...
- Don't even finish the sentence.
- Dude, dude, dude, dude...
- Don't even finish the sentence.
- L... love... it.
- What do you binge on?
- Oh, I don't know.
I try to watch what I eat,
watch my weight, so...
- Oh, no, I mean, like, like, binge watch.
Like Netflix? Amazon?
- Oh, yeah. Uh, duh.
No, I, um, I... don't really do
any of that stuff.
I'm more of a regular cable-TV guy.
- Oh, I love regular cable TV.
- Yeah?
- As a matter of fact,
this is so embarrassing,
but I actually fall asleep
watching HGTV.
- Oh, my God, me too.
Almost, like, every night,
I fall asleep watching Love It or List It.
- I love that show!
- Yeah?
- Ever noticed how
they always choose to love it?
- Yes! Every time!
- Always.
They always choose to love it.
- I know.
I think they're gonna list it,
and then they love it,
then sometimes I'm, like:
"They're making us think they love it,
so they actually list it,
but then they just love it."
- I think you're an old soul, Barry.
- Old soul? Aw.
I like that. That's nice.
The last girl I dated told me
I reminded her of a... bashful predator.
Now the party's over
I'm so tired...
- Where are all of my friends?
- They are looking for you.
They actually went bonkers. Uh, they thought
Luke had abducted you or something.
- What?
- Yeah.
I'm... Listen, I'm sure they'll be back
soon. Just hang out here for a little bit.
- No, I got to... I got to call Kate.
Just... Okay. Except for...
I don't have my phone. It's gone.
- Use my phone. Use my phone.
I don't want any trouble.
Just take the phone.
- Um... I don't know her phone number.
It's in my phone.
- You don't know
your friend's number?
- No, I don't know my friend's number!
It's in my phone!
- Truly just trying to be helpful.
- Who knows anybody's phone number anymore?
F*** technology.
- Oh, my God. Guys, I can just call Barry.
- Who's Barry?
- Who are you?
- Barry is my buddy, and he took
all your friends looking for you.
Looking for me where?
You know what? They
were tracking your phone.
- I don't have my phone.
F***.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
Are you kidding me with that phone?
- What?
Hello, it's Barry.
Really? Emily's at the bar.
- What?
- Yeah.
- Can I talk...?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Hello?
Ah!
- It's go time.
- Nice aft.
- Oh, God.
If she came here willingly,
I'll f***ing kill her.
- Emily!
- Jamie!
- Ah... Oh, my God,
we were so worried.
They still haven't come back.
- What the f***?
Oh, you guys, we gotta get help.
This is bad.
- Well, there's got to be Marina security.
They'll call in whoever to help.
- That's a good idea. Okay, you go do that.
- All right.
- Jamie.
- What?
- Look at me.
Where was the last place that you saw them?
- Down there.
- Take me.
- Okay, come on, let's go.
- Okay, where the f*** is Emily?!
- Hey, get off my boat.
- Your boat? Excuse me, matey,
but I'm gonna have to see
your license and registration.
- Uh, Mel, let's just go.
Emily's not here.
- It's my dad's boat,
but I'm gonna need you to leave.
- Bae, be nice.
They're homeless.
- We are not homeless.
- You must be hungry.
- Okay, now's not the time. All right.
Somebody tell me what's going on here.
- It's Senior Skip tomorrow,
so we're having a party.
- This is a party?
Don't bullshit me.
- Oh, my God!
- There you are!
- Emily!!!
We saw your unicorn
hanging over the side!
Where the f*** have you been?!
- Uh, James, what are all these
old-ass MILFs doing on the boat? Ah!
What the f***?
- Oh! Wait a minute.
It's here. Your phone is here.
Did you hear that, that ping?
Here, look.
- Were these kids at Luke's?
- Give me that bag.
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