Fury of the Fist and the Golden Fleece Page #5
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- 2018
- 107 min
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I'm not...
I'm not part of that tree.
If you know what I mean.
-Uh...
-Wanna be?
But look, look,
then in the forest,
the estrogen,
it make beautiful p*ssy.
With growing the p*ssy.
[stammering]
FDA approved.
You got a little p*ssy growing
on your chest, pretty boy.
[El Guapo]
Now ju talking my language.
Who sent you?
Pretty boy?
[The Fist] Who sent you?
What are you talking about?
You came in here.
What's this guy on?
He's about to be
on ju, gringo.
-[The Fist] Who sent you?
-[gurgling]
[breathing heavily]
What my furry friend
is trying to say is,
who do ju work for?
Why didn't you say so
in the first place?
[gurgling]
Ju better hurry up,
he's getting bigger
and greener.
And harder.
We all work for
the same people. The witches.
You know,
the beautiful witches,
with the curvy asses
and the long legs
and the juicy,
juicy, juicy pussies.
Which witch?
Why did you
dunk me again? Huh?
-It slipped.
-[gasping]
They're the beautiful ones.
The beautiful witches.
-The nasty witches.
-Oh, those witches.
Aren't they nice.
No, not those witches.
The f***ing hot ones
with the green pussies.
Look, I'm just a shmoe
that has meat. That is it.
No. You're empty
and I'm about to fill you up.
Please don't rape me.
You got a nice smile, boy.
[bell ringing]
Hey, man,
check out the snow man.
I don't like snow man,
I like Santa Claus.
Oh, sh*t. Agents.
Government agents.
OJ's about to be DBM,
dead black man.
OJ, hide my yayo, man.
Go, go, go.
The Fist.
Let The Albanian go.
His ass belongs to the FDA.
You can have his ass.
I want his face.
Why don't we step outside?
Hmm. You can step outside
in a body bag.
You got a nice smile.
You're being watched.
They're everywhere.
It's all connected.
They're in your brain.
The f*** is wrong
with this guy?
[hip hop playing]
Pause.
I get it. Chains.
Chains.
They're still here, okay?
Brothers wearing gold chains.
The chains
that came from slavery.
The chains that held us down.
It's gonna change.
Gonna lead to riots.
Okinawa, unpause.
Dig it, change.
And change gon' come.
As a matter of fact,
gonna be a black
president one day.
-I know-- Yes, it is.
-Black president?
It's gonna be
a heck of a future.
He's gonna start out
looking like Carl Lewis.
He's gonna end up
looking like Benson.
Mmm.
The future's looking bleak.
They're gonna have
security guards at Popeyes
with guns
around niggas with chicken!
The Fist. Sign of power.
-Sign of power.
-Sign of unity,
-love, brotherhood.
-Brotherhood.
I mean,
the Beatles and Woodstock
and all that stuff
don't mean nothin'
to what this brings
to the world.
We'll put it in the air.
Retract it.
All right,
pause back to you, Okinawa.
B*tch, get in the car!
And the rent's
still too damn high.
[engine starting]
Hope and change!
The Fist.
You've been evicted.
[upbeat music playing]
[grunting]
Dead or alive,
you're coming with me.
Man, these some super-agents.
[all grunting]
You reptilian-radiated scum!
They feed you
green sewer water
and they give you lead paint
and then they send you out
like RoboCops
to beat up your own people.
I got news for ya.
I'm one man,
but I come here
to chew bubble gum
and kick ass,
and I'm all out of bubble gum!
I'll be back.
Okay, uh, now I think
we're wanted
by the government,
you jacks.
[The Fist] I should be wanted
in at least 50 states.
Your baby-sitters
got sent home, big time.
Hey, there.
I've been waiting for you.
[The Albanian exhales]
I give up.
I want you inside me.
[inhales]
They tried to get me to talk
about the Superboss
who sells protein
to my cattle.
But you are like a light
that I see in the dark,
and I grasp for it,
and I keep grasping for it,
and it pulls me in,
and it pulls me in.
And Fist, this is for men.
Men. Man to man.
You are the greatest porn star
the world has ever seen.
And I wish every man
could be like you.
If looks could kill.
Yes.
I'm just gonna watch.
[funky music playing]
Fist. That you or a clone?
[The Fist] Straight out
of a comic book.
Hey, man, look.
We got evicted
from our apartment.
Su mi casa es su casa.
I love you, man.
Dude, you got some food here
or something for us?
[Willy] No, my refrigerator
broke so I threw it
out the window.
Oh, man, you don't got
anything organic, vegetarian,
something like p*ssy,
or vegetarian p*ssy,
or cheapos, goat testicles?
Ah, I got some bull balls.
[knock at door]
-That's protein. You want some?
-Blue balls.
[Willy] Who the hell are you?
I had dinner with you
last night, retard.
Hi, Fist.
I'm sorry I ran out on you.
I brought you a doggybag.
I promise in future
I won't be bad.
[bell clanging]
What, did your mother slap
some sense into you?
I bet you don't
even have a mother.
True story.
Make sure that when you
take bites, they're big.
Hey, okay, little lady.
We gotta go now
because we got a mega fight
with the Superboss
at the car wash.
Right, Fist? So you gotta go,
little one. Okay?
I'm not the little one.
You're the little one
for hiding behind The Fist.
Hey! I'm a political refugee
from Cuba, okay.
And I want my human right like
the President Jimmy Carter says.
Now you go. Peace be upon you.
We gotta fight evil-doers.
He has to get some rest.
-Just wait here.
-Here?
Here, look.
You see here, man.
Here, there, this, that.
[chomping]
[pleasant music playing]
[The Fist] Good morning, world!
[gasping]
Good morning, Guapo nino.
What a glorious day!
What's the matter with this guy.
This guy's acting like he banged
the Victoria Secret birds, man.
Hey, he's got a nice smile.
Fist, you shave
or something, man?
The razor broke
before I could shave my chest.
Guy's going a little cuckoo.
Yeah, but he's got a nice smile.
Aye dios mio,
first he's shaving,
then he play with doll,
the next thing you know
he's gonna take it up his culo.
Hey, he's got a nice smile.
[hip hop playing]
[screams]
[shrieking]
Welcome to the
Super Car Wash,
where everything we do is super!
Thank you. Clean and wax please.
No problemo. Clean and wax.
Thank you.
Thank you.
No, thank you.
You have a good one, sir.
Thank you.
Gracias.
No. Thank you.
Hey, what's up, you guys?
What can we do for you today?
Hi, guys.
Welcome to the
Super Car Wash,
-where we do everything super.
-Super.
Because you're
first time customers,
to join our
super-savings program.
You're gonna save a lot.
Well, we got a discount for ju.
Why don't ju tell us
where you're boss is.
Okay, chica?
Oh, I'm sorry,
I didn't catch that.
But you know what,
I think I detect
a Soviet accent?
Oh, my gosh,
that's the first time
a Russian has been in our store.
What the f*** is going on,
are we in some Candyland
or something, man?
Chica, why don't ju just show
us where your boss is, okay?
We wanna talk to him.
That's it, okay.
Oh, you want to talk
to our Supervisor.
Supervisor!
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