Gagman Page #3

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a rookie actor and all,

I probably won't be

needing guarantee payments.

Anyway, this club called

"The Million Dollars just opened.

If you have time,

I'd like to treat you there.

Do you know how to

handle a gun?

I'm sorry.

I don't know pistols.

I was a national guardsmen.

Wow, this looks just like

the real thing.

You're using it for

the movie, right?

I was trained to use one of

these in reserve training.

But if you still want me

to do a pistol,

then I am willing to learn.

What do you call this?

Sir, it's the butt, sir!

- This part!

- Sir, targeting sight, sir!

- This part!

- Sir, it's the grip, sir!

- This part!

- Sir, it's the trigger, sir!

- This part!

- Sir, it's the magazine, sir!

- This part!

- Sir. It's the barrel, sir!

Mr. Director... it's going to

be an action film, right?

Yeah.

Whoa... now that is a relief.

I was worried about

it being a melodrama.

I'm a lot better doing

action than melodrama.

- Load rounds!

- Yes, sir!

Sir, I've been practicing,

and I'd like you to look at it.

OK.

- Ready!

- Yes, sir.

Sound! Lights!

Camera! Stand by!

Ready! Go!

Shanghai Park... wait!

We meet again,

Shanghai Park.

I have spent the last twenty years

in a cold prison cell,

chewing on cold, rotten barley

through hot and cold,

waiting for this day, honing

my blade of revenge for you.

I can understand why you took

away the woman I loved.

Perhaps I can even forgive you

for selling my sister

into a brothel, maybe.

But treacherous betrayal against

our friendship, I could not forgive.

Now, Shanghai Park.

I dare you to pull out your gun.

Ready!

Camera!

Action!

Look here. I know when a wife

leaves her husband's house

there is nothing in the law

that can become an obstacle.

Anyway, now I release you

from your obligation.

You are not abound to

me anymore.

We are both free,

free from each other.

Cut!

Why do you keep coming back?

I'm sorry, but it's your

last chance, Mr. Jung.

If you don't take me,

you'll regret it forever.

Stop laughing!

Mr. Cho?

Where the hell is he?

He went to the bathroom.

Sir, I am all ready now.

I have found some

fresh faces, even.

I think you'll like

then once you see them.

- Mr. Cho!

- Yes, sir!

Can't you even keep out

bums from the set?

What the... you're here again?

Come over here.

What should I do...

You're really asking for it, pal.

Oh, my God...

Why, you...

We meet again, Shanghai Park.

I have spent the last twenty years

in a cold prison cell,

chewing on cold, rotten barley

through hot and cold,

waiting for this day, honing

my blade of revenge for you.

I can understand why you

took away the woman I love.

Perhaps I can even forgive you

for selling my sister

into a brothel, maybe.

But...

But the treacherous betrayal against

our friendship, I could not forgive.

Shanghai Park...

pull out your gun.

What brings you here?

I'm in a bad mood,

so don't talk to me.

Stupid bum... he doesn't have a car

but wants to go on a vacation?

Who the hell wants to take the

slow train all the way to Busan?

Gees, it's hot!

You're a star and you don't

have an air conditioner?

It's hot already, so stop it!

Will you stop being so horny?

Isn't the shower working?

Apartment office called and

said no running water until five.

Can you grab my bag for me?

Hey, mister?

Just who the heck are you?

A movie director.

Hey, that's a prop.

Don't lie to me.

Don't shoot, please.

There are bullets in there.

It's a real gun.

How did you get your hands

on a real gun?

I... got it as a gift.

I bet you're

a wanted criminal.

What are you wanted for?

Fraud?

Robbery and murder? Rape?

I'll shoot you

if you don't tell me!

I'm not a movie director.

I'm Lee Jong-sae, standup comic.

I might as well take a nap.

Wake me up when the water

starts running.

Don't you have comics

for grownups?

Isn't there anything

exciting going on?

A war would be

a lot better than this.

You said that was

a real gun there, right?

Then let's make

a movie with it, mister.

All we need is me as the star,

and about $100000.

We can't let $100000

make your creative

genius go to waste.

Right.

Should we rob a bank,

like in a western?

Miss?

You have a good face.

Want to be in a movie?

There is one guard

and twelve workers here.

Right, miss?

The emergency bell is

on the floor by your feet.

Right, miss?

How fast do the cops

get here after the bell?

Hold on a minute.

Man, they really have nice air conditioning here.

You have a good face.

Want to be in a movie?

May I help you, sir?

Nice to meet you.

How fast do the cops

get here after the bell?

What?

Doesn't take about

three minutes for them?

How many cops usually respond?

Who the hell are you?

My name is moon, an actor.

You'll have to speak aloud.

My name is moon, an actor.

What brings you here?

My director told me I should

check on things we'll need to

make the movie with

That's why I'm asking around.

What kind of movie is it?

It's an action movie.

What's the title?

Wait, I'll have to check

with my director.

Thank you.

Well, Mr. Lee...

I've found out everything

I could found out.

There's one guard,

and twelve office workers.

It will take about three minutes

for the police to respond.

But I didn't check how much

money there was in there.

What's the name of our movie?

Is this a gangster movie?

Go easy in the chair.

You're breaking

everything in here.

It's so hot.

Uh... Mr. Lee.

You like dogmeat, right?

- Do you want a bowl?

- Yes, sir.

A bowl of dogmeat soup here.

This is snack shop.

There's no dogmeat here.

Does this mean

I'm playing a bank robber...

Did I drop that?

Am I playing a bank robber

in the movie?

You like steamed buns, right?

I used to eat fifty

when I was young,

but I'm down to 30 nowadays.

Now, please don't get upset

because of what I'm about to say.

But don't robbers

in other movies look

much better with

a pistol than a rifle?

What's with all the flies

in this shop?

It's summer. Of course there

are flies here and there.

- How much?

- Two dollars.

You came all the way

down here?

The title is still

a secret, you know.

Get out, fatso.

Can you tell me what makes

him so stupid?

Hey, we are not

kidding around here.

Even if you're the star,

you shouldn't talk like that to me.

You... do you know how old I am?

If you're old, then act

your age, you dumbass!

All you do is eat like pig,

with nothing in your brain!

Oh, my... am I supposed to

put up with this, sir?

And what if you don't?

I am.

How could you drag

the cops along after you?

Because I didn't know

the title.

Oh, my God.

I can't work with

this tub of lard.

The fat man is going to

get us in trouble some day.

Either we call the whole

thing off, or drop the fatso.

I only did what the director

told me to do.

You told me to find out

some things for the shoot.

This isn't a move anymore.

It's real, all right?

It is.

You mean, we're robbing

a bank for real?

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